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    Bring Your Crazy Pancake Painting Idea to Life!

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    Image of saythatscool saythatscool
    03/06/09

    In reply to Bring Your Crazy Pancake Painting Idea to Life!
    Graydon Carter and Kurt Andersen with pancake-cash-fans.
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    Image of Spirit Fingers Spirit Fingers
    03/06/09

    In reply to Bring Your Crazy Pancake Painting Idea to Life!
    Bobby Jindal drowning in a levee breached sea of flapjacks with only his silly conservative patriotic tie and chewing tobacky to cover him.
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    Image of SidAndFinancy SidAndFinancy
    03/06/09

    In reply to Bring Your Crazy Pancake Painting Idea to Life!
    Anucha Browne Sanders, one foot triumphantly upon a prone Isaiah Thomas, atop Madison Square Garden rendered as a stack of pancakes.
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    Image of TableNine TableNine
    03/06/09

    In reply to Bring Your Crazy Pancake Painting Idea to Life!
    Rachel Maddow riding a be-saddled Keith Olbermann into battle with a lance and pancake shield against a comparably-though-perhaps-differently-armed Limbaugh riding Hannity.


    Author's note: I would very much like to see this image, against an outer space background, painted on the side of a Chevy van.

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    03/06/09

    @TableNine: What time should I swing by in the van?
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    Image of saythatscool saythatscool
    03/06/09

    In reply to Bring Your Crazy Pancake Painting Idea to Life!
    Hamilton, Richard and Pareene soaked in butter with nothing but fruit to cover their naughty bits.
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    Image of BadUncle BadUncle
    03/06/09

    In reply to Bring Your Crazy Pancake Painting Idea to Life!
    Michael Jackson's next "final" tour, at a Ren-fair.
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    Image of Botswana Meat Commission FC Botswana Meat Commission FC
    03/06/09

    In reply to Bring Your Crazy Pancake Painting Idea to Life!
    The Last Supper of Pancakes with Barry Hussein at the center, surrounded by the 12 Apostles.... Rev. Wright, Mark Penn, Sarah Palin, Todd Palin, Bill Ayers, Ashley B-Face, Father Pfleger, Kathryn Jean-Lopez, Ron Paul, Not-Joe the Not-Plumber, Obama Girl and Hillary in the corner as Judas.
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    Image of ms.creant ms.creant
    03/06/09

    @Botswana Meat Commission FC: divinely inspired.
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    Image of TableNine TableNine
    03/06/09

    In reply to Bring Your Crazy Pancake Painting Idea to Life!
    Tinsley Mortimer (dressed like Eloise from the Plaza) wearing a Kentucky Derby-worthy pancake hat being robbed by two banana-wielding trannies outside the Waverly Inn.
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    Image of BadUncle BadUncle
    03/06/09

    In reply to Bring Your Crazy Pancake Painting Idea to Life!
    Bernie Madoff playing tetherball in Sing Sing with OJ.


    A supreme court made up of Abe Vigodas.


    Katie Holmes receiving a bouquet of fish from Xenu backstage.

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    Image of saythatscool saythatscool
    03/06/09

    @BadUncle: Imagine it, and entire court of Vigoda.


    Man now that's good Vigoda!

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    Image of BadUncle BadUncle
    03/06/09

    @saythatscool: More than good Vigoda - it's Vigoda Justice.
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    Image of ADismalScience ADismalScience
    03/06/09

    In reply to Bring Your Crazy Pancake Painting Idea to Life!
    What about Steele, pancake on head, pointing to another pancake and calling it his "dawg?" Except underneath the lily-pad-like pancake is Rush Limbaugh, but a nightmare vision with predatorial teeth and Gollum eyes, lurking underneath a pond of syrup
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    Image of leonleonleon leonleonleon
    03/06/09

    In reply to Bring Your Crazy Pancake Painting Idea to Life!
    Rush Limbaugh on his back, from a profile angle, pouring a large pitcher of maple syrup on his body, which is actual a giant waffle, as he cranes his head forward to take large, messy bites of his own waffle-body
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    Image of leonleonleon leonleonleon
    03/06/09

    @leonleonleon: also include a large square slab of butter sliding down one side
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    Image of saythatscool saythatscool
    03/06/09

    In reply to Bring Your Crazy Pancake Painting Idea to Life!
    A cross-eyed Ted Kennedy with a blintz growing out of his head. (Too soon?)
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    Image of Smitros Smitros
    03/06/09

    In reply to Bring Your Crazy Pancake Painting Idea to Life!
    Apple (Paltrow) pancakes.
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    Image of leonleonleon leonleonleon
    03/06/09

    In reply to Bring Your Crazy Pancake Painting Idea to Life!
    Rahm Emanuel, riding either a white Siberian tiger or an oversized grey wolf, leaping across a mountain of giant pancakes
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    Image of BadUncle BadUncle
    03/06/09

    @leonleonleon: How about Emanuel Lewis riding Rahm Emmanuel?
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    03/06/09

    @BadUncle: Throwing up some soul brother hand moves? Right on.
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    Image of BadUncle BadUncle
    03/06/09

    @BookishLookish: Or maybe having chicken fights against Valerie Bertinelli, riding on Rodney Allen Rippy's shoulders.
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    Image of TableNine TableNine
    03/06/09

    In reply to Bring Your Crazy Pancake Painting Idea to Life!
    Hoda Kotb maple syrup-wrestling Kathie Lee on top of a giant pancake. Meanwhile Delonas, busy sketching the scene from atop John Thain's commode, is so preoccupied by his work he doesn't notice until too late the rainbow leg-flipping unicorn that has impaled him on his horn.


    Because that would be awesome.

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    Image of saythatscool saythatscool
    03/06/09

    @TableNine: That's a modern day fucking Guernica, that's what that is.
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    03/06/09

    @TableNine: I vote for this. But it has to be Hoda pinning Kathie Lee without mercy.
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    Image of saythatscool saythatscool
    03/06/09

    @BookishLookish: Yeah! Rapey dominant Hoda!
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    Image of TableNine TableNine
    03/06/09

    @saythatscool: Hoda on top, naturally. Perhaps mashing a big pat of butter into Kathie's hair.
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    Image of saythatscool saythatscool
    03/06/09

    @TableNine: Frank will pay top dollar for that shit. And there is no sweeter money than Honduran sweatshop money.
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