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    Actor: Times Have Been Tough Since That Big Butt Spray Commercial

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    Image of iplaudius iplaudius
    11/17/09

    In reply to Actor: Times Have Been Tough Since That Big Butt Spray Commercial
    Dial #mymymybutt — that’s pound my my my butt. #infomercials
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    Image of Spirit Fingers Spirit Fingers
    11/17/09

    In reply to Actor: Times Have Been Tough Since That Big Butt Spray Commercial
    Exactly. How does one explain not having some of this in their pockets? So what? Your ass is just out all day, without spray, coming in close contact with other people's asses, leaving ass marks on chairs, in your clothes, on subway seats, maybe on someone's bed sheets (if you're lucky, eh)...and no spray? How will you ever function with someone knowing that you indeed have an ass, and that your ass does exactly what their ass does in the privacy of its own assness? Some things are only for the imagining. And having an ass is certainly one of those things. Ridiculous. #infomercials
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    Image of Awesome X Awesome X
    11/17/09

    In reply to Actor: Times Have Been Tough Since That Big Butt Spray Commercial
    "I added the +my my my butt" as an after thought. That's what we're really paid to do...."

    He should be a magazine editor. #infomercials
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    Awesome X was starred Awesome X was unstarred
    Image of TheSometimesWhy TheSometimesWhy
    11/17/09

    In reply to Actor: Times Have Been Tough Since That Big Butt Spray Commercial
    Reading this post brings to mind the classic Patsy Cline song "Don't It Make My Brown-Eye Blue." #infomercials
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    Image of ejcsanfran ejcsanfran
    11/17/09

    @TheSometimesWhy: Crystal Gayle... Patsy Cline sang "I Fall To Pieces (of Shit)" #infomercials
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    TheSometimesWhy promoted this comment ejcsanfran was starred ejcsanfran was unstarred
    Image of TheSometimesWhy TheSometimesWhy
    11/17/09

    @ejcsanfran: Classics both. Thanks for the heads-up. (FYI, I had this reckless impulse to make another rectal reference, but someone has to dive on the grenade of bad taste that this string has become...) #infomercials
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    Image of ejcsanfran ejcsanfran
    11/17/09

    @TheSometimesWhy: Isn't having too many rectal references like being too rich or too thin..? #infomercials
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    Image of TheSometimesWhy TheSometimesWhy
    11/17/09

    @ejcsanfran: Are you speaking empirically? Oddly enough, that's a rhetorical question. #infomercials
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    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    11/17/09

    In reply to Actor: Times Have Been Tough Since That Big Butt Spray Commercial
    "I was handing the guy a tool and positioned myself so that I would have to cross his hind-quarters..."

    Six weeks after ordering, I received something VERY different in the mail. #infomercials
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    Image of BadUncle BadUncle
    11/17/09

    @AzureTexan: it's comedy that writes itself, really. #infomercials
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    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    11/17/09

    @BadUncle: Yeah, man, sometimes they just put it on a tee, don't they. #infomercials
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    Image of Mike Byhoff Mike Byhoff
    11/17/09

    In reply to Actor: Times Have Been Tough Since That Big Butt Spray Commercial
    (the green stuff was added in post...of course.)

    So green fumes don't come out of people's butts? I don't know what to believe anymore. #infomercials
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    Image of depardoo depardoo
    11/17/09

    In reply to Actor: Times Have Been Tough Since That Big Butt Spray Commercial
    I'm now using Aspray, Sphincterine and Fresh Balls. Got it all covered. #infomercials
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    Image of m4ximusprim3 m4ximusprim3
    11/17/09

    @depardoo: Don't forget the TaintWick! #infomercials
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    Image of PrincessKashmir PrincessKashmir
    11/17/09

    @m4ximusprim3: Taint something he'd likely forget! #infomercials
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    Image of m4ximusprim3 m4ximusprim3
    11/17/09

    @PrincessKashmir: you never know- it's not exactly the perineal favorite. #infomercials
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    Image of m4ximusprim3 m4ximusprim3
    11/17/09

    @m4ximusprim3: PS: This is the best pun I've ever made. I'm going to buy myself a beer tonight over this one. #infomercials
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    Image of CumaeanSibyl CumaeanSibyl
    11/17/09

    @m4ximusprim3: Oh, well played, sir. #infomercials
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    Image of PrincessKashmir PrincessKashmir
    11/17/09

    @m4ximusprim3: Not that my presence means anything to this hallowed ground, but I am so coming back to this site because of this comment. (This is serious, not sarcastic.) I will happily buy you a six-pack. A 12-pack! #infomercials
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    Image of ParahSalin ParahSalin
    11/17/09

    @m4ximusprim3: Manly, yes, but I like it too!! #infomercials
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    blix promoted this comment ParahSalin was starred ParahSalin was unstarred
    Image of m4ximusprim3 m4ximusprim3
    11/18/09

    @PrincessKashmir: @CumaeanSibyl: Athankyou all!
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    Image of ampersandparade ampersandparade
    08/12/09

    In reply to Subway Hero Has Acting Job!
    This has nothing to do with him or his damn heroics (damn all you heroes to hell), but I am confused about Mischa Barton's legs in this photograph. Is it the boots? Is the picture squished?
    I enjoy the male ballet dancer to the left a great deal though. I appreciate his unwillingness to adhere to the strict rules of buttons.
    In conclusion, heroic actor guy's headshot did him a lot of favors, not to be super snarky to a hero (damn you heroes!).
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    92BuickLeSabre promoted this comment ampersandparade was starred ampersandparade was unstarred
    Image of 92BuickLeSabre 92BuickLeSabre
    08/12/09

    @ampersandparade: Thigh'm not sure what you're talking about.
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    Image of maevemealone maevemealone
    08/12/09

    @ampersandparade: Mischa is skinny/fat... She probably gets winded climbing into an cab. Coke can keep you skinny but that doesn't mean you'll look good.
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    Image of Conchie Birdie Conchie Birdie
    08/12/09

    @maevemealone: I find that the coke skinny/fat look is worse than the regular fat one.
     Reply
    Conchie Birdie was starred Conchie Birdie was unstarred
    Image of irishflyesq irishflyesq
    08/12/09

    In reply to Subway Hero Has Acting Job!
    She has the worst legs ever.
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    Image of DahlELama DahlELama
    08/12/09

    @irishflyesq: To be fair, everyone's legs look lousy in flat boots of that height. The stylist on this show has to be really lousy to find an outfit that makes Mischa freakin Barton look hefty.
     Reply
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    Image of Conchie Birdie Conchie Birdie
    08/12/09

    @DahlELama: How how HOW did those boots become popular?
     Reply
    Conchie Birdie was starred Conchie Birdie was unstarred
    Image of homoviper homoviper
    08/12/09

    In reply to Subway Hero Has Acting Job!
    Is it bad that 'Subway Hero' made me think of Liz Lemon's sometimes boyfriend Dennis Duffy on 30 Rock before it made me think of Chad Lindsey?
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    Image of contains_hot_liquid contains_hot_liquid
    08/12/09

    @homoviper: It made me think of sandwiches.
     Reply
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    Image of homoviper homoviper
    08/12/09

    @contains_hot_liquid: Mmmm..sandwich.
     Reply
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    Image of naugahydeinplainsight naugahydeinplainsight
    08/12/09

    @contains_hot_liquid: Or product placement on Chuck. (Don't get me started . . .)
     Reply
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    Image of Glib and Bitchy Glib and Bitchy
    08/12/09

    @naugahydeinplainsight: Mean like how the footlong is getting a recurring role?
     Reply
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    Image of TabithaIapetus TabithaIapetus
    08/12/09

    In reply to Subway Hero Has Acting Job!
    Is there nothing this guy-whom-I-have-never-heard-of can't do?!
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    DahlELama promoted this comment TabithaIapetus was starred TabithaIapetus was unstarred
    Image of SaraRueful SaraRueful
    07/15/09

    In reply to Josh Lucas Will Not Shut Up About Yoga
    I purposefully do not do yoga EVERY DAY.
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    SaraRueful was starred SaraRueful was unstarred
    Image of Botswana Meat Commission FC Botswana Meat Commission FC
    07/15/09

    In reply to Josh Lucas Will Not Shut Up About Yoga
    "I tried to do everything to be beaten and rundown, a sense of feeling that pain. I purposefully did not do yoga or go to the dog park or hang out in bright, beautiful places."



    I consider NOT EVER going to a dog park an essential part of my lifestyle.
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    Image of rabbitangstrom rabbitangstrom
    07/15/09

    In reply to Josh Lucas Will Not Shut Up About Yoga
    That describes me completely, as long as you replace the word yoga with drinking.
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    Image of homoviper homoviper
    07/15/09

    @rabbitangstrom: Same here, but replace drinking with smoking.
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    Image of rabbitangstrom rabbitangstrom
    07/15/09

    @eXXX: I wouldn't be surprised if more than a few folks around these parts would agree, subbing in perhaps coffee, cocaine, or what have you.
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    Image of Macloserboy Macloserboy
    07/15/09

    In reply to Josh Lucas Will Not Shut Up About Yoga
    Is yoga how he deals with being a poor man's Matthew McConughey?
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