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    Body Language: Will They Last?

    The One Where Joe Jackson and Everyone Else Is or Has a Dick

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    Image of jordos1 jordos1
    12/10/09

    In reply to Body Language: Will They Last?
    Definitely the first time "soulful" and "Olivia Palermo" were used in the same paragraph. Perhaps universe.
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    12/10/09

    In reply to Body Language: Will They Last?
    This is fine. But which one do I pick for the Megaball drawing on Friday?
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    12/10/09

    In reply to Body Language: Will They Last?
    "It's also interesting how she's holding her purse." Becuase if they were really committed, he would be holding her fucking purse, amirite? Emmy Rossum is really hot and, like, 13 years old (at least as compared to Adam). He should carry her whole Hannah Montana backpack and lunch cooler combo for her.
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    Image of Wrongavore Wrongavore
    12/10/09

    In reply to Body Language: Will They Last?
    Why is Gawker just reprinting CityFile posts?
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    Image of Gabriel Snyder Gabriel Snyder
    12/10/09

    @Wrongavore: Because I liked this post and when I asked to reprint it, they were nice enough to agree.
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    12/10/09

    @Gabriel Snyder: Killer. Maybe I'll check out CityFile sometime.
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    Image of Dr. Nick Dr. Nick
    12/10/09

    In reply to Body Language: Will They Last?
    If only Patti had included their star signs, this would be the definitive ruling on these couples!
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    12/10/09

    @Dr. Nick: The problem with Chinese restaurant placemats is that you can never find one when you need it. Also, beware the horse.
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    12/10/09

    In reply to Body Language: Will They Last?
    This reminds me of the groundbreaking study by the team of Drs. Ben and Eileen Dover which stated conclusively that Liberace's flashy, effeminate demeanor was a mask for the ruggedly brooding Alpha male he really was.
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    12/10/09

    @scroll_lock: Throughly debunked by the in depth analysis of the team of Willie Liquor and Betty Dont.
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    12/10/09

    @blix: I believe you are confusing it with the thesis proferred jointly by Gay Barr and Iva Biggun.
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    12/10/09

    @scroll_lock: I would be if I was citing Wikipedia as if it were a peer reviewed journal. Just refer to the brilliant paper by Prof. (Emeritus) Hugh E. Rection for proof. Remember, bibliometrics!
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    12/10/09

    @blix: Poor, confused Blixy. Excessive imbibing has caused you to black out the many nights we spent poring over the collected works of Bert Control and Ron Dayvu.
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    12/10/09

    @scroll_lock: Excessive imbibment was the only thing that got me through our research on the causes of Liberace's behavior, or have you forgotten our discovery of the effect of asymmetrical manparts in the stellar works of physiognomic research by Dr. Huan Hung Lo. Heady stuff!
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    12/10/09

    @blix: But that research was completely disproven by the tireless research efforts of Drs. Dick Hertz and Jack Hoff.
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    12/10/09

    @scroll_lock: Oh, now you're getting punchy. Next you'll deny that the flashy costumes were to mask the stains caused by poor bladder control as reported by I. P. Knightly.
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    12/11/09

    @blix: Cousin of I.P. Freely.
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    12/11/09

    @scroll_lock: Only by marriage to Mike Rotch.
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    12/11/09

    @blix: But she cheated with Buster Hymen.
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    12/11/09

    @scroll_lock: Yes, what a letdown. Hugh Jass was pissed.
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    12/11/09

    @blix: Not as pissed as Bette Yeras.
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    12/10/09

    In reply to Body Language: Will They Last?
    What does it say about the relationship if your significant other is naked in the picture? With someone else?
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    Image of Richard Petty Bourgeoisie Richard Petty Bourgeoisie
    12/10/09

    @nonethewiser: It says "Time to move back to Sweden with the kids."
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    Image of Richard Petty Bourgeoisie Richard Petty Bourgeoisie
    12/10/09

    In reply to Body Language: Will They Last?
    And we all want something beautiful.
    Man, I wish I was beautiful...
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    12/10/09

    @Richard Petty Bourgeoisie: He appears to be wondering where he can find a gray guitar.
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    Image of Richard Petty Bourgeoisie Richard Petty Bourgeoisie
    12/10/09

    @scroll_lock: I predict A Long December for that young lady.
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    12/10/09

    @Richard Petty Bourgeoisie: I saw a compromising photo of her with Einstein on the beach.
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    Image of Atilla the Bun Atilla the Bun
    12/10/09

    In reply to Body Language: Will They Last?
    A relationship with a guy named "Topper" isn't sexually charged? How can this be?
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    12/10/09

    @Atilla the Bun: It's not as much fun as dating Timothy Bottoms.
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    12/10/09

    @Atilla the Bun: How true this is. Even a nickname like "Top" is a total boner-kill.
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    11/07/09

    In reply to The One Where Joe Jackson and Everyone Else Is or Has a Dick
    Was Joe married to Michael Jackson? He's talking alimony numbers, it's the take Khloe Kardishan's going for when she divorces that guy she's not married to. #slumdogmillionare
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    11/07/09

    In reply to The One Where Joe Jackson and Everyone Else Is or Has a Dick
    Oh, big ups to McDonaugh's. You could walk in there at 4:30 (AM) after even Starvin' Marvin wouldn't sell you beer and they would serve up a six pack with the caps popped and you could march back out into the early morning light feeling like a very clever hobo. And they told Durtiz he was too late? Total snub. #slumdogmillionare
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    Image of Foster Kamer Foster Kamer
    11/07/09

    @ninety_nine: I knew you'd know where that was. Savannah snubbed Duritz because of late hours? Unlikely. #slumdogmillionare
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    11/07/09

    @ninety_nine: Perhaps only in Savannah could a girl get away with "Does my napkin smell like chloroform?"

    Oh, and others have theorized about Durtiz "abilities". It's about the only way to come to grips with his impressive list of former lovers. #slumdogmillionare
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    11/07/09

    In reply to The One Where Joe Jackson and Everyone Else Is or Has a Dick
    Penis. [Edit: I have resisted randomly and puckishly posting that word in the comments here for ages now. Thank you, Foster, for providing a perfectly legitimate opportunity for me to finally do so.]#slumdogmillionare
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    11/07/09

    In reply to The One Where Joe Jackson and Everyone Else Is or Has a Dick
    I do not think Arsenio likes Paula like that, if you know what I mean, and I think you do. Also, he has a very large penis. #slumdogmillionare
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    11/07/09

    In reply to The One Where Joe Jackson and Everyone Else Is or Has a Dick
    I heard Swisher was dating Joanna Garcia from Gossip Girl. I would've thought she, at least, would have better taste than the Murray Hill Brother Jimmy's. The UES one, maybe. #slumdogmillionare
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    11/07/09

    In reply to The One Where Joe Jackson and Everyone Else Is or Has a Dick
    Please don't let Foster Kamer do any more of these because then I will have to read them all.[/swoon] #slumdogmillionare
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    11/07/09

    @Guggenheimlich: If I do any more of these, I'm going to lose my job. #slumdogmillionare
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