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    Body Language: Will They Last?

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    Image of jordos1 jordos1
    12/10/09

    In reply to Body Language: Will They Last?
    Definitely the first time "soulful" and "Olivia Palermo" were used in the same paragraph. Perhaps universe.
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    12/10/09

    In reply to Body Language: Will They Last?
    This is fine. But which one do I pick for the Megaball drawing on Friday?
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    Image of KikiCanuck KikiCanuck
    12/10/09

    In reply to Body Language: Will They Last?
    "It's also interesting how she's holding her purse." Becuase if they were really committed, he would be holding her fucking purse, amirite? Emmy Rossum is really hot and, like, 13 years old (at least as compared to Adam). He should carry her whole Hannah Montana backpack and lunch cooler combo for her.
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    12/10/09

    In reply to Body Language: Will They Last?
    This reminds me of the groundbreaking study by the team of Drs. Ben and Eileen Dover which stated conclusively that Liberace's flashy, effeminate demeanor was a mask for the ruggedly brooding Alpha male he really was.
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    Image of blix blix
    12/10/09

    @scroll_lock: Throughly debunked by the in depth analysis of the team of Willie Liquor and Betty Dont.
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    12/10/09

    @blix: I believe you are confusing it with the thesis proferred jointly by Gay Barr and Iva Biggun.
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    12/10/09

    @scroll_lock: I would be if I was citing Wikipedia as if it were a peer reviewed journal. Just refer to the brilliant paper by Prof. (Emeritus) Hugh E. Rection for proof. Remember, bibliometrics!
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    12/10/09

    @blix: Poor, confused Blixy. Excessive imbibing has caused you to black out the many nights we spent poring over the collected works of Bert Control and Ron Dayvu.
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    12/10/09

    @scroll_lock: Excessive imbibment was the only thing that got me through our research on the causes of Liberace's behavior, or have you forgotten our discovery of the effect of asymmetrical manparts in the stellar works of physiognomic research by Dr. Huan Hung Lo. Heady stuff!
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    12/10/09

    @blix: But that research was completely disproven by the tireless research efforts of Drs. Dick Hertz and Jack Hoff.
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    12/10/09

    @scroll_lock: Oh, now you're getting punchy. Next you'll deny that the flashy costumes were to mask the stains caused by poor bladder control as reported by I. P. Knightly.
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    Image of Richard Petty Bourgeoisie Richard Petty Bourgeoisie
    12/10/09

    In reply to Body Language: Will They Last?
    And we all want something beautiful.
    Man, I wish I was beautiful...
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    12/10/09

    @Richard Petty Bourgeoisie: He appears to be wondering where he can find a gray guitar.
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    Image of Richard Petty Bourgeoisie Richard Petty Bourgeoisie
    12/10/09

    @scroll_lock: I predict A Long December for that young lady.
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    12/10/09

    @Richard Petty Bourgeoisie: I saw a compromising photo of her with Einstein on the beach.
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    Image of Atilla the Bun Atilla the Bun
    12/10/09

    In reply to Body Language: Will They Last?
    A relationship with a guy named "Topper" isn't sexually charged? How can this be?
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    12/10/09

    @Atilla the Bun: It's not as much fun as dating Timothy Bottoms.
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    12/10/09

    @Atilla the Bun: How true this is. Even a nickname like "Top" is a total boner-kill.
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    Image of jasonelias jasonelias
    11/07/09

    In reply to The One Where Joe Jackson and Everyone Else Is or Has a Dick
    Was Joe married to Michael Jackson? He's talking alimony numbers, it's the take Khloe Kardishan's going for when she divorces that guy she's not married to. #slumdogmillionare
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    11/07/09

    In reply to The One Where Joe Jackson and Everyone Else Is or Has a Dick
    Oh, big ups to McDonaugh's. You could walk in there at 4:30 (AM) after even Starvin' Marvin wouldn't sell you beer and they would serve up a six pack with the caps popped and you could march back out into the early morning light feeling like a very clever hobo. And they told Durtiz he was too late? Total snub. #slumdogmillionare
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    Image of Foster Kamer Foster Kamer
    11/07/09

    @ninety_nine: I knew you'd know where that was. Savannah snubbed Duritz because of late hours? Unlikely. #slumdogmillionare
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    11/07/09

    @ninety_nine: Perhaps only in Savannah could a girl get away with "Does my napkin smell like chloroform?"

    Oh, and others have theorized about Durtiz "abilities". It's about the only way to come to grips with his impressive list of former lovers. #slumdogmillionare
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    Image of RandomLunatic RandomLunatic
    11/07/09

    In reply to The One Where Joe Jackson and Everyone Else Is or Has a Dick
    Penis. [Edit: I have resisted randomly and puckishly posting that word in the comments here for ages now. Thank you, Foster, for providing a perfectly legitimate opportunity for me to finally do so.]#slumdogmillionare
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    Image of secretagentman secretagentman
    11/07/09

    In reply to The One Where Joe Jackson and Everyone Else Is or Has a Dick
    I do not think Arsenio likes Paula like that, if you know what I mean, and I think you do. Also, he has a very large penis. #slumdogmillionare
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    Image of sarrible sarrible
    11/07/09

    In reply to The One Where Joe Jackson and Everyone Else Is or Has a Dick
    I heard Swisher was dating Joanna Garcia from Gossip Girl. I would've thought she, at least, would have better taste than the Murray Hill Brother Jimmy's. The UES one, maybe. #slumdogmillionare
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    Image of Guggenheimlich Guggenheimlich
    11/07/09

    In reply to The One Where Joe Jackson and Everyone Else Is or Has a Dick
    Please don't let Foster Kamer do any more of these because then I will have to read them all.[/swoon] #slumdogmillionare
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    Image of Foster Kamer Foster Kamer
    11/07/09

    @Guggenheimlich: If I do any more of these, I'm going to lose my job. #slumdogmillionare
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    Image of lionboy lionboy
    11/07/09

    In reply to The One Where Joe Jackson and Everyone Else Is or Has a Dick
    Statistically speaking, odds are against Dev Patel having a huge schlong. The average penis length in India is the smallest of any country that studies the size of its dicks. This information comes from "Manswers" on Spike TV, which is no Discovery Channel, but clearly has lots of dickpertise. #slumdogmillionare
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    Image of Foster Kamer Foster Kamer
    11/07/09

    @lionboy: Which is why he's the One and Only. Literally. #slumdogmillionare
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    11/07/09

    @Foster Kamer: If so, she really does need to keep a close eye on him because there will be a billion deprived Indian women wanting to get a piece of it. #slumdogmillionare
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    Image of Island of Misfit Toys Island of Misfit Toys
    11/07/09

    In reply to The One Where Joe Jackson and Everyone Else Is or Has a Dick
    If Joe Jackson gets even one penny from that estate, I will lose all faith in the American Justice System, the US Constitution and the American Revolution. #slumdogmillionare
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    Image of tigolbitties tigolbitties
    11/07/09

    In reply to The One Where Joe Jackson and Everyone Else Is or Has a Dick
    josh duhamel must have a thing for butter faces?!?!?
    also hamno, i don't know how folks are going to take not having some gangsta ass shit via the post this morning! #slumdogmillionare
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