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Stevens Juror Admits Dead Dad Lie
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Not that I wouldn't go, mind. Civil duties are an integral part of ensuring the democratic process.
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She started a long rambling story about horse breeding, the Breeders' Cup, drugs, President Ford's son Steven and her condo in Florida being bugged.
[Judge] Sullivan interrupted her and said it was obvious that she would not have been able to continue deliberating.
He excused her from his court.
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I used the "my dad died" excuse seven times to get out of work. Seven times at the same job......eventually they figured it out. Then I invented a bunch of brothers and sisters and uncles and aunts. Pisses off my actual brothers and sisters and uncles and aunts 'cause I care about the fake ones more.
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Yes, I read that New Yorker article on red state sex.
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STEVENS JUROR: Neigh!
REPORTER: Do you feel bad?
STEVENS JUROR: I wouldn't bet on it.
REPORTER: You'd rather bet on horses than help administer justice?
STEVENS JUROR: Guess you could say I have a one-track mind.
REPORTER: What are you gonna do now?
STEVENS JUROR:
I'm gonna play a game of horseshoes. A game of HORSESHOOOOOES.
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DC is already pretty much a penal colony. Have you been there lately?
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We don't have a draft, people - is it really so hard to give a relatively TEENY portion of your time in your life to civic duty?
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You don't have to punch her in the face but can you put Visine in her coffee?
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I've been noticed for jury duty, and I'm not even a citizen. Had to go down to court to show them my passport. Pain in the ass! Tell your roomate she has no reason to not vote - not paying taxes might work though, if she doesn't mind risking the jail time.
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