This would have been a great idea...if they had had DOZENS OF KIDS do this. With one Valedictorian, it just seems like something one moron decided to do on her own.
@Snarkastic: It's also pretty much the opposite of cool or appealing in any way. It's basically like Carrie at the Prom, only minus the cool telekinetic mayhem.
The person the speaker calls out to is a crush, not a girlfriend or boyfriend, so the part about him having a girlfriend etc. is immaterial and suggests ignorance on your part. You obviously didn't see the movie, did you? Oh.... uh... I guess that was the point of the article.
Kenya now has $1,800, which puts her $1,800 ahead of most other high school grads and, for that matter, most college students! "And I only sold out a little bit," says Kenya.
@MissNormaDesmond: no kidding. I'm fourteen years out of high school and I don't even make that much every two wee--you know what, I'm going to stop now.
At my high school graduation I was motivated, by the fact that we were at the state fairgrounds, to cup my hands around the microphone and re-enact a Monster Truck advertisement.
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"I was recently inspired by the trailer for The Hurt Locker. Which is why I'd now like to invite Principle Mulligan to the stage to diffuse this bag of bombs."
Reminds me of Universal's ill-fated viral campaign for United 93 (three major bombings in Egypt along with a new Bin Laden video the week of release). All that and they could only score an 11m weekend, second place to Barry Sonnenfeld's RV.
"I was recently inspired by the trailer for Diablo Cody's Jennifer's Body. Which is why I'll need a pole and some dollar bills for the end of my speech."
@FaceMelter: All the back issues of Radar magazine he could ever want. Oh those were heady days, he'll say, perusing their glossy optimism. The Time Before Blood Copy. Sigh.
@FaceMelter: Yeah, I don't know about you, but I am running right out to see that movie now. What could be a better advertisement than a badly failed viral marketing attempt?
@ampersandparade: Oh man, every time I think of Radar I feel a painful twinge of sadness. Its demise led me hear, to Gawker, where I find myself talking about it now. Life is funny, eh?
I’m sure in a couple of years they’ll outdo themselves when they actually let a bomb go off during a pep rally as part of a marketing ploy for the eventual remake of Heathers.
@TubOfTaft: "I was recently inspired by the trailer for the upcoming Heathers remake, and so I have a surprise finale that involves a glass table and Corn Nuts..."
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