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    Our National Attention Span Reaching Crisis-Level Brevity
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    Image of Rumpelstilskin Rumpelstilskin
    06/26/09

    In reply to Our National Attention Span Reaching Crisis-Level Brevity
    Oh wait, did Robin Byrd die? OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! What cruel and heartless fate!
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    Image of Mediahohoho Mediahohoho
    06/26/09

    In reply to Our National Attention Span Reaching Crisis-Level Brevity
    Good to know that the media advertisers have decided to bet on is the one killing our ability to read more than 10 words of copy or watch more than 2 seconds of video. Good work, marketers!
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    Image of Rumpelstilskin Rumpelstilskin
    06/26/09

    In reply to Our National Attention Span Reaching Crisis-Level Brevity
    Paul Newman's death was barely a blip on the screen... Lord knows what half the population said about Gerald Ford. "Who?"
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    Image of Aatom Aatom
    06/26/09

    In reply to Our National Attention Span Reaching Crisis-Level Brevity
    I'm moving to Russia to drink myself to death.
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    Image of BlowJoy BlowJoy
    06/26/09

    @Aatom: No need to move to Russia for that. Save money on the plane ticket = more money for booze.
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    Image of kneetoe kneetoe
    06/26/09

    In reply to Our National Attention Span Reaching Crisis-Level Brevity
    Things are speeding up; I can't believe how fast I got over Michael Jackson's death.
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    Image of BlowJoy BlowJoy
    06/26/09

    @kneetoe: I logged onto a Speed-Therapy Session via Skype, which really helped. Now I can focus on Iran again. I think if the voting commission just... OMG SARAH JESSICA PARKER JUST BROUGHT HOME HER TWIN SURROGATE BABY GIRLS SQUEEEEEEE!!
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    Image of NoWireHangers NoWireHangers
    06/26/09

    In reply to Our National Attention Span Reaching Crisis-Level Brevity
    Yeah our 24 news cycle is horrible and there are more important things going on and those of us that haven't reached max capacity on MJ news soon will, but Michael Jackson dying is a big deal, especially since it involved drugs and was unexpected (well, he has looked like a walking corpse for the past few years, but he was only 50). The toxicology report won't be back for a few weeks, so this will certainly reach/top Anna Nicole Candle in the Wind 1997 proportions unless something bigger comes along, but there is nothing bigger than the King of Pop dying unexpectedly.
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    Image of Airvault Airvault
    06/26/09

    In reply to Our National Attention Span Reaching Crisis-Level Brevity
    Currently on CNN they're showing what appears to be a splitscreen of Michael Jackson before he had surgery and after. And for some reason one Jackson is talking in English and the other in German. WTF?
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    Image of Mike Byhoff Mike Byhoff
    06/26/09

    @airvault: Ha!!!
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    Image of Rumpelstilskin Rumpelstilskin
    06/26/09

    @Mikey-B: Alien! I knew it!
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    Image of ♥AntiSocialSocialite♥ ♥AntiSocialSocialite♥
    06/26/09

    In reply to Our National Attention Span Reaching Crisis-Level Brevity
    OMGSTUFFKEEPSHAPPENING! JUSTLIKEITALWAYSDIDANDWILLCONTINUETODOUN...!

    ANDTHEINTERWEBZAREMAKINGUSCRAZY...!
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    06/26/09

    @♥Anti-Social Socialite♥: something happened to my comment. something sinister to do w/ ellipses I didn't type.


    oh well, i didn't have anything substantive to say, so no big deal.

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    Image of Steverino Begins Steverino Begins
    06/26/09

    @♥Anti-Social Socialite♥: Heh, actually I thought your comment was spot on.
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    Image of CaptainFantastic CaptainFantastic
    06/26/09

    @♥Anti-Social Socialite♥: Gawker Media's long word truncating bot is the culprit. Next time, sneak in a space here and there.
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    Image of wundersmack wundersmack
    06/26/09

    In reply to Our National Attention Span Reaching Crisis-Level Brevity
    what were you saying? Sorry, I got distracted.
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    Image of BlowJoy BlowJoy
    06/26/09

    @wundersmack: OOH, A BRIGHT SHINEY PENNY!!!
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    Image of Unsolicited Advice Unsolicited Advice
    06/26/09

    In reply to Our National Attention Span Reaching Crisis-Level Brevity
    In 10 years twitter will be two characters, a Y or N and a punctuation mark. Imagine the cascades of "N!" yesterday or the countervailing waves of "Y." and "N!" during Sanford's sobfest.
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    Image of naugahydeinplainsight naugahydeinplainsight
    06/26/09

    @Unsolicited Advice: Y!
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    06/26/09

    @Unsolicited Advice: N! N!
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    Image of naugahydeinplainsight naugahydeinplainsight
    06/26/09

    @choinski: N?
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    Image of nozer nozer
    06/26/09

    @Unsolicited Advice: Y!
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    Image of naugahydeinplainsight naugahydeinplainsight
    06/26/09

    @nozer: Y.
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    Image of El Matardillo El Matardillo
    06/26/09

    @Unsolicited Advice: ?$
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    Image of magnets magnets
    06/26/09

    @Unsolicited Advice: I fully expect to watch a CNN Airport Edition segment that uses this system to track real-time popular critical response to Ass: The Movie in my lifetime
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    Image of TriedandTrue TriedandTrue
    06/26/09

    @El Matardillo: But in this economy it would become: $? N!
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    Image of SouthernComfort SouthernComfort
    06/26/09

    @Unsolicited Advice: Maybe we will communicate by grunting and hitting each other over the head with clubs. Full circle and all.
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    Image of Unsolicited Advice Unsolicited Advice
    06/26/09

    @SouthernComfort:


    Bingo. You know how the dishwasher and the laundry machine were ways of simplifying difficult, intensive tasks? The internet is a dishwasher for complex thoughts and speaking!

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    Image of The Lone Scout The Lone Scout
    06/26/09

    @SouthernComfort: I suppose that demonstration chants will make their way around that circle, too: "Make grunting, not hitting!"
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    Image of Pinekatz Pinekatz
    06/26/09

    @magnets: When I stop laughing I'm gonna click that leetle heart thingie for that one.
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    Image of SouthernComfort SouthernComfort
    06/26/09

    Yes! But I prefer to think of it as a vibrator cause sometime I feel dirty after reading tweets from twits.
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    Image of El Matardillo El Matardillo
    06/26/09

    @TriedandTrue: Indeed it would!
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