InAPPropriate Comedy, Vince "ShamWow! Guy" Offer's follow up to his infomercial-quality filmmaking debut The Underground Comedy Movie, bills itself as "an equal opportunity offender."

[Robert Downey Jr. and Adrien Brody commit above-the-neck crimes of fashion at the premiere for 'Splice.' Image via Retna Digital.]

It's true, but then there she is, sneaking up on you and getting ratings. Also today: Mad Men drops in July, a trailer for a stoner movie, bad news for the Spider-Man musical, and a Kyle Chandler update.

We snuck into the Weinstein Oscars party by entering through the service entrance and hiding in the bathroom. It ended with us eavesdropping on Harvey—who introduced his kids with "these are my fucking children"— and getting banned.

Billy Joel heading into a cigar club with "an unidentified pretty brunette" ... Madonna visiting a doctor's office uptown and later leaving the Standard Hotel with Jesus Luz in tow ... Samuel L. Jackson crossing the street in Midtown ... Adrien Brody chilling in the West Village ... Kelly Ripa picking up daughter Lola…

Jay McInerney's latest book, How It Ended, was feted at the 21 Club on Wednesday night. On hand for the occasion: McInerney's wife, Anne Hearst, Brooke Shields, Candace Bushnell and Charles Askegaard, Gay and Nan Talese, Morgan Entrekin, Nina Garcia, Pamela Fiori, Bob Colacello, Richard Johnson and Sessa Von…

Adrien Brody talking on his cell phone in the East Village ... Mark Ronson having lunch at Da Silvano with his sister Samantha and Q-Tip ... Ashlee Simpson carrying son Bronx outside their hotel in Midtown ... Kate Hudson getting out of a taxi on Mercer Street ... Brad Pitt leaving the Standard Hotel ... Chace…

Tom Hanks was honored with the Chaplin Award at the at the 36th annual Film Society of Lincoln Center Gala Tribute last night, where he was joined by an A-list crowd including Julia Roberts, Steven Spielberg, Ron Howard, Charlize Theron, Sally Field, Glenn Close, Adrien Brody, Mike Nichols, Graydon Carter, Sam Mendes

Chanel hosted a dinner to celebrate the Tribeca Film Festival at Odeon last night, where the guests included Adrien Brody, Robert De Niro and Grace Hightower, Craig Hatkoff and Jane Rosenthal (with daughter Juliana), Moby, Debra Messing, Fabiola Beracasa, Julia Restoin Roitfeld, Mary-Kate Olsen, Diane Kruger, …

Adrien Brody turns 36 today. Makeup queen Bobbi Brown is 52. Sarah Michelle Gellar is turning 32. Disgraced baseball great Pete Rose is 68. Everybody Loves Raymond's Brad Garrett is turning 49. Abigail Breslin is turning 13. Actress Julie Christie is 68. Anthony Michael Hall of Weird Science and Breakfast Club fame is…

Despite his better judgment, Adrien Brody hasn't given up on the interview circuit, sharing the first of his shameless, wholly partial Oscar picks and remembrances at last night's premiere of his new film Cadillac Records.

Oscar-winning Halle-smacker and notorious pressophobe Adrien Brody agreed to sit down with The Advocate for one of their Big Gay Following interviews—saucy, cheeky affairs that usually elicit a juicy pullquote or two. Well, after luring in the actor with a string of resume questions so obscure they would make James…

What's it like to live the life of Oscar winner Adrien Brody? Apparently, it pays enough to buy your actress girlfriend Elsa Pataky (Snakes on a Plane) an enormous castle in upstate New York, but not quite enough to keep you from opening up the doors to said castle to Hello! magazine for some extra coin. At least,…

What do you buy the girl that has everything? Last year Adrien Brody gifted his girlfriend, Spanish actress Elsa Pataky, the Stone Barn Castle in Cleveland, NY, in honor of her 31st birthday. Now the 19th-century chateau has been completely renovated—with interiors by Giorgio Armani, naturally—and the couple is…

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Words vs. real pictures - which makes you feel less invasive when you send your sighting to stalker@gawker.com or check out the map? Newer, old-fashioned stalker sighting, sans stalker-snapped iPhonePhoto, of Adrien Brody after the jump.

Emailed stalker sighting of the film actor: "Adrien Brody and cute girl just sat down at the bar at Japonica" in the West(ish) Village. Click thumb for full-sized iPhone pic.

Brody is best known for his Oscar-winning role in 2003's The Pianist and for the kiss he planted on Halle Barry after he won the award.