@friend_of_a_friend: "mutton dressed as lamb," -- so vicious, so sad, so true
as a feminist that phrase bugs the shit out of me, but it is also exactly spot on. there's a violently sharp cute/pitiful line for baby doll outfits and other shenanigans
@if_i_only_had_a_heart: As a lamb-lover that phrase bugs me, but she's nearly thirty and has a promotion picture of herself in pajamas with sparkly star earings on and hair in pigtails....
@friend_of_a_friend: I am about to say something that would cause a snarling mob of frothing women on Jezebel to run me off the site, but her toes and fingers are seriously disturbing, and you get them in all their glory in that Miss Piggy photo.
@if_i_only_had_a_heart: Awesome! Except that Janice actually made money (enough money, that is, to keep her perpetually tanned out of the visible spectrum and provide for a little nip/tuck here and there).
Jules won't be as lucky.
But in Julia's defense, they've all got bad pics up. I love Mary's photo (top one on this page)[maryrambinphotos.tumblr.com] where her nipple is "accidentally" peeking through her shirt. "Oh, you mean this silly little nipple? It just slipped my mind to wear a bra today. Who knew a nipple would show through a paper thin tank during a photo shoot."
@friend_of_a_friend: Nipples need to come back in style, in my opinion. All these contoured brassieres are wrong, they make everyone's tits look exactly the same, and that's false advertising.
@friend_of_a_friend: That last picture in that series is the best. It highlights all of their flaws. I am too much of a gentleman to point them out though. ;)
@Trixie from Toronto: Of course she does, she spends half her life with a Schwinn between her legs. Which is what you don't want to stand next those gams when you have legs like _________'s. Flaw #1 noted. Collect your prize. care to go for #2?
@friend_of_a_friend: That phrase has a British origin and if you've ever been to Ibiza or Basingstoke and had the pleasure of seeing a fifty year old woman dressed like a Spice Girl or Britney Spears you will be more than thankful for knowing this phrase as opposed to making the excited utterence of "Mother eff!!!" and dropping to the ground while you stab out your eyes.
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(Because you didn't get any on this site)
2. Become debt free
(Because NS added keywords to their site referring to credit scores to expand their google search results)
3. Crohn's Disease
(because they are crones in the making - and not the good kind)
4. Low-price Davos hotels
(because they sponged off their acquaintances for hotel rooms - And You Can Too!)
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But the crohn's could also just be dripping in shit. You know? It kind of fits both.
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Colonic therapy cleanses your bottomparts
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as a feminist that phrase bugs the shit out of me, but it is also exactly spot on. there's a violently sharp cute/pitiful line for baby doll outfits and other shenanigans
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Jules won't be as lucky.
But in Julia's defense, they've all got bad pics up. I love Mary's photo (top one on this page)[maryrambinphotos.tumblr.com] where her nipple is "accidentally" peeking through her shirt. "Oh, you mean this silly little nipple? It just slipped my mind to wear a bra today. Who knew a nipple would show through a paper thin tank during a photo shoot."
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Her big mouth hanging open is just so attractive. Really completes the look.
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p.s. I spend about a quarter of my life on a Schwinn and I don't have legs like that. But, you know, they're not like ______________'s either.
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