You Bet Your Sweet Gherkins RuPaul's Drag Race Is Back

No, Jujubee, Shangela, and Mystique are not new edible-panties flavors—they are contestants on RuPaul's Drag Race 2. Celebrity judges include gay icons Kathy Griffin and Dita von Teese. Premieres tonight at 9/8 CST on Logo. You better watch! More »

Reminder: Tell Us Your Triumph of Stupidity

And you could be one of two Gawker readers invited to attend the Diesel NSFW Gawker Artist opening/mega-party at Gawker HQ on 1/28. Then check back next week to read the stupidest (best)! Contest details after the jump. More »

New Yorkers: Come to Union Pool Tonight to Help the Children of Haiti

For a mere $15, you'll see four bands, eat snacks from Dumont, and drink. You'll be drinking anyway; why not drink for a cause? Details about the Chances for Children event after the jump. Show the world that hipsters care! More »

How Sextrologically Compatible Are You and Your Boo?

Find out in the new book Cosmic Coupling by celebrity cosmic consultants Stella Starsky and Quinn Cox. With rich knowledge and wry humor, Starsky and Cox delve into the rules of attraction inherent in each star-sign combination on the astrological block. More »

Enter to Win a New BlackBerry Bold

All you have to do is briefly articulate what staying "a bold step ahead" means to you and you could win a new BlackBerry Bold 9700 smartphone from AT&T. Click here for details on how to enter and win!

The LG X120 Netbook is Both Smart and In Style

Press the Smart On™ button on the new LG X120 Netbook and everything you use on a regular basis—Internet, photos, chat, and music—will appear in seconds. Seriously, it's that easy. Smart, eh? More »

It's Christmas in December on Adult Swim

It's Christmas in December on Adult Swim! Relive treasured Christmas memories with Gareth's dreams of a tenner in an envelope, Master Shake's holiday rap that answers the question "What rhymes with Ricardo Montalban [R.I.P.]?", and tree-decorating suggestions from the members of Dethklok. More »
Join Gilt Fuse and save up to 70% on ViX Swimwear so you can wow the cabana boys on your vacation. And if you're stuck in the snow, get great discounts on Hat Attack earflap-hats. Sale starts at noon, so join now! More »

Don't Panic But There Are Fifty Giant White Rabbits in Union Square at This Very Moment

They claim to be looking for Alice and the Hatter. They have also been leaving rabbit pellets all over the Interwebs for the last week in the name of that noble pursuit. We are semi-terrified and semi-intrigued. What the pellet? More »

Vote for Gawker as the Blog of the Decade

AdWeek is rounding up votes to see which publishing and advertising players will be dubbed "Best of the 2000s." In the running for Blog of the Decade, are four Gawker Media sites, including this very one! Click here to vote for Gawker!

Become America's Healthiest Individual at Equinox Fitness Club

You walk by them all the time—the sleek, state-of-the-art gyms featuring buffed-out dudes doing their thing on the ellipticals. Join Equinox and stave off the winter fat you know is coming. Click here to redeem your 3-day pass!

It's Getting Cold Out. This Survey Will Keep You Warm

Your mom called and said you need a new set of sheets, blankies and pillows. Make her happy for once. Take this survey, email the last question to surveys@gawker.com, and you could win a $150 Macy's gift card. [Rules]

Feed Your Desperate Need for New Music by Entering to Win a $150 iTunes Gift Card

Earth to your iPod: "Single Ladies" has jumped the shark. Time for new music! We want to help. Take this survey, email the last question to surveys@gawker.com, and you'll be entered to win a $150 iTunes Gift Card. [Rules]

It's Getting Cold Out. This Survey Will Keep You Warm

Your mom called and said you need a new set of sheets, blankies and pillows. Make her happy for once. Take this survey, email the last question to surveys@gawker.com, and you could win a $150 Macy's gift card. [Rules]
Fall is here, and those beat-up, stanky running sneakers are killing us. Treat your feet and your wallet to some UES (Upper Echelon shoes) on sale. All you have to do is join Gilt Fuse! Sale starts at noon today. More »

Warm Fuzzies: Sports Luminaries Get Spiffed Up for Charity

On Oct. 20, some serious philanthropy went down in NYC at Foot Locker's On Our Feet Gala. Mickey Rourke (?!), Dennis Rodman, Brandon Jacobs, Cobi Jones, and New York Jet Braylon Edwards broke out the tuxes and showed their support. More »

It's Getting Cold Out. This Survey Will Keep You Warm.

Your mom called and said you need a new set of sheets, blankies and pillows. Make her happy for once. Take this survey, email the last question to surveys@gawker.com, and you could win a $150 Macy's gift card. [Rules]
Join Gilt Fuse and get the skinny on the latest designer womens' apparel and accessories. Specials this week: Hunter boots (Kate Moss's fave) and Gold Hawk fashions. Hunter sale starts today at noon; Gold Hawk starts tomorrow at noon. More »

Meet the Lamases, the New First Family of Reality TV

Leave it to Lamas follows the antics of the gorgeous and fun-loving Shayne Lamas as she works, plays and navigates life in Los Angeles with her close-knit family by her side. More »

Starbucks Introduces Starbucks VIA™ Ready Brew - 100% Natural Roasted Coffee, Like Fresh-brewed, In an Instant

Running late? No time to brew a pot of coffee? Combat the fear, irritation, and depression engendered by this scenario by getting your coffee fix with Starbucks VIA™ . More »

Starbucks Introduces Starbucks VIA™ Ready Brew - 100% Natural Roasted Coffee, Like Fresh-brewed, In an Instant

Running late? No time to brew a pot of coffee? Combat the fear, irritation, and depression engendered by this scenario by getting your coffee fix with Starbucks VIA™ . More »

Three New Hot Blondes = Three New Girls Next Door

On this season of The Girls Next Door, it's out with the old, in with the new. Watch to see how Hef's new lady friends—Crystal and twins Karissa and Kristina—settle into life in the Playboy Mansion! More »

This Book Really Ties the Room Together

Not that anyone really needs a reason to (re)ingest the Coen brothers' oeuvre, but the new book The Dude Abides by religion writer Cathleen Falsani will propel you to your Netflix account and Slanket-nest of a sofa post haste. More »
Kerry Lynn McCashin, daughter of Mrs. Lynn McCashin and Dr. Fred McCashin of Southern Pines, N.C., was married yesterday to Christopher Porter Batty, son of Mrs. Jill Corbett and Mr. Derek Batty of Long Island, N.Y. Time to embarrass them. More »

Craigslist Stars in the New HBO Series Bored to Death

Together-at-last trio Jason Schwartzman, Zach Galifianakis, and Ted Danson star in Bored to Death, a new HBO comedy series based on a Jonathan Ames story from his collection The Double Life Is Twice As Good. More »

Craigslist Stars in the New HBO Series Bored to Death

Together-at-last trio Jason Schwartzman, Zach Galifianakis, and Ted Danson star in Bored to Death, a new HBO comedy series based on a Jonathan Ames story from his collection The Double Life Is Twice As Good. More »

Craigslist Stars in the New HBO Series Bored to Death

Together-at-last trio Jason Schwartzman, Zach Galifianakis, and Ted Danson star in Bored to Death, a new HBO comedy series based on a Jonathan Ames story from his collection The Double Life Is Twice As Good. More »

Craigslist Stars in the New HBO Series Bored to Death

Together-at-last trio Jason Schwartzman, Zach Galifianakis, and Ted Danson star in Bored to Death, a new HBO comedy series based on a Jonathan Ames story from his collection The Double Life Is Twice As Good. More »

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Take a Dip in the Hotness Pool at Melrose Place Tonight

Yes, it is happening. Melrose Place is back and even more scandalicious than our old '90s frenemy. Dr. Michael Mancini and Ashlee Simpson-Wentz sharing a screen? Sign us up! Series premiere tonight, Sept. 8 only on the CW.

We Have a Crush on Tito of Tito's Handmade Vodka

Down in Austin, Texas, right here in the US of A, there is a man named Tito Beveridge. He handmakes delicious vodka in Texas's first and only legal distillery, and seems like basically the nicest human being on the planet. More »
Turn you and your friends into Svedka Party_Bots. Svedka, voted the #1 vodka of 2033. More »
Turn you and your friends into Svedka Party_Bots. Svedka, voted the #1 vodka of 2033. More »

We Have a Crush on Tito of Tito's Handmade Vodka

Down in Austin, Texas, right here in the US of A, there is a man named Tito Beveridge. He handmakes delicious vodka in Texas's first and only legal distillery, and seems like basically the nicest human being on the planet. More »

Read a Preview of Matt Rothschild's "Dumbfounded"

Ever had trouble taming your Jewfro? So has Matthew Rothschild. And he can tell you it's even harder to do when you're the only Jew at Briar Patch Elementary on the Upper East Side. More »

Corona’s Serving Liquid Gold

Today is "Bucket O' Gold Day" and there's treasure to be found all over the city. So head out with your buddies to an Irish pub in search of buckets of liquid gold: Corona. More »

Read a Preview of Matt Rothschild's "Dumbfounded"

Ever had trouble taming your Jewfro? So has Matthew Rothschild. And he can tell you it's even harder to do when you're the only Jew at Briar Patch Elementary on the Upper East Side. More »

Watch Ashton Kutcher Spread 'Em

In Spread, Ashton Kutcher plays Nikki, a freeloading quasi-gigolo who uses his looks and charm to acquire the luxe life lived by LA's richest women—until he finds the one who doesn't fall for him. More »

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Why Don't You Call Your Mother?

This week's zing captures the essence of a mother's love. And the crapload of guilt their kids get as a special bonus. Inspired by the release of reporters Ling and Lee, commenter LatestBy sums it up in one exasperated sigh. More »