Comment by MaelstromInTheMiddle: Around here it's believed Fayetteville is only marginally safer than Durham, NC which is only marginally safer than Baghdad. 3 Responses | Other threads

Comment by iplaudius: We need “imagine this” ads for other diseases. Imagine a hideously ugly alien baby covered with fish scales and you’ll... 2 Responses | Other threads

Comment by notsofresh: When Carol Bartz -- or her assistant, Judy -- hears about this, there's going to be a fucking bloodbath. 3 Responses | Other threads

Comment by DennyCrane: Is anyone else as saddened about #2 as I am? 3 Responses | Other threads

Comment by TheHonJudgeSmails: I don't care if it's a half-hour of Black and Showalter shilling for asbestos baby blankets, so long as it... 2 Responses | Other threads

Comment by belltolls: This could work for many information sites. Tom Petty said it best: the wading is the hardest part. 2 Responses | Other threads

Comment by Awesome X: My favorite is when he dances with Bing Crosby. CGI, FTW. 3 Responses | Other threads

Comment by LeighAnne: Do I get a dreamy prison boyfriend like Christopher Keller? more » | Other threads

Comment by snugbug: Nice xenophobic touch here.. Russians = all alcoholics, right? I see what you're doing! Trying to up your dwindling comments... 6 Responses | Other threads

Comment by kookla: You can't make this stuff up! 4 Responses | Other threads

Comment by aMagnificentBasterd: All Hindus are vegetarians? Who the hell is serving me the Pork Vindaloo? 8 Responses | Other threads

Comment by son of spam: Murdoch's right about the NYT coverage. Now, did he say anything about a "Women of Sotheby's" feature on page 3? more » | Other threads

Comment by ithabeleng metesunyane: Jared (the guy who lost all the weight who is in all the Subway commercials) looks like he has put... 4 Responses | Other threads

Comment by Airvault: That "twenty hours of video uploaded per minute" figure honestly amazes me, given that the majority of the videos uploaded... 3 Responses | Other threads

Comment by edubu: I thought "he"(his estate?) sold out when he allowed a crappy mall on Long Island to be named after him... 1 Responses | Other threads

Comment by GooberSaysHey: "New Orleans: Is It Still There?" Ugh, I have nothing to say to this. 3 Responses | Other threads

Comment by Trulymadlyme: I am thisclose to breaking up with twitter. I keep getting followed by creepy porno spam bots. It's going the... 3 Responses | Other threads

Comment by smokee: He should definitely go back to his day job. You know, directing such atrocious bombs as "Chappelle's Show", "The Man... 3 Responses | Other threads

Comment by The Dominant Glee Club: Am I the only person who thinks both of these were awesome? Ineffective, sure, since downloading IE is like inviting... 7 Responses | Other threads

Comment by The Dominant Glee Club: I thought you were supposed to go directly from the A-hole to the B-hole? Depending on which order you go... 1 Responses | Other threads

Comment by ninety_nine: For a minute there I thought you were describing Doug Jaeger. 4 Responses | Other threads

Comment by lobstr: Great, that could only mean more product fucking placement. Go easy on us, NBC. I don't need to know Tina... 24 Responses | Other threads

Comment by kneetoe: Well, good news about the VJ job, anyway. God was I awful. 1 Responses | Other threads

Comment by Wrapitup: The larger question is why don't the kids already want to use condoms? If the answer is that parents don't... 17 Responses | Other threads

Comment by mfnher: They had me at paperclips. 5 Responses | Other threads

Comment by uncivily obedient: The Iranian government is run by jerks. Is that the besy you could come up with? 1 Responses | Other threads

Comment by Martiniman: Enough already, what we really want is the Wendy and the King sex tape to be released! Don't worry she's... 11 Responses | Other threads

Comment by Steverino Begins: It's so weird that they're pretending all these burgers are penises in order to sell them to straight guys. You'd... 7 Responses | Other threads

Comment by chelseabill: Anne is waiting. I could use some photoshop help for the meat. 4 Responses | Other threads

Comment by BeverlyMioli: Nielson Online's data is not necessarily completely reliable. They have a panel of ~200,000 versus Compete's 2 mil and their... more » | Other threads

Comment by Wrapitup: The very thought of waking up suddenly in the middle of the night to see a guy next to me,... 7 Responses | Other threads

Comment by The-Littlest-Hobo: Why is he a sheep? WHY IS HE A SHEEP? Am I missing something? 3 Responses | Other threads

Comment by irishflyesq: Yes, because Joe Camel put a cigarette in every teen's mouth. I am so tired of the media/advertising being blamed for... 5 Responses | Other threads

Comment by Wrapitup: They lost me at "unpretentiously luxurious". I thought the whole point of luxury was to rub it in everyone else's... 3 Responses | Other threads

Comment by Dickdogfood: Methinks the boomers aren't the target demo for the Luvs commercials--aren't they now far too old to have children, and... 2 Responses | Other threads