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    Image of Btwbfdimho Btwbfdimho
    12/04/09

    In reply to Perv Dogs Support Nude Angel, From PETA
    Always adopt. Never buy.
    Or, better Krupa for PETA than Krepa for PUTA.
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    Image of Tart of Darkness Tart of Darkness
    12/04/09

    In reply to Perv Dogs Support Nude Angel, From PETA
    www.petakillsanimals.com
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    Image of Lysergic Asset Lysergic Asset
    12/04/09

    In reply to Perv Dogs Support Nude Angel, From PETA
    I'll bet this guy is totally fine with the immense crucifixes on the walls of the offices of all the priests who are getting blow jobs from their altar boys.
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    Image of Smitros Smitros
    12/04/09

    In reply to Perv Dogs Support Nude Angel, From PETA
    I don't know about her beliefs or lack thereof, but she's apparently Brazilian.
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    Image of AmendmentForOne AmendmentForOne
    12/04/09

    @Smitros: Actually, the gorgeous Joanna Krupa (and her equally striking sister Marta) is of Polish descent
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    Image of VoxPopuli VoxPopuli
    12/04/09

    @AmendmentForOne: Sorry that I had to shame you by promoting you, but it's too funny to pass up.

    I'm going to have to do a really good deed now to straighten out my karma.
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    Image of AmendmentForOne AmendmentForOne
    12/04/09

    @VoxPopuli: It's quite all right. Hell of a long day at the office, and I just read the comment and took it so seriously. Then pointed it out to a coworker, who turned around and pointed out I'm an idiot, heheh
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    Image of CroutonShield CroutonShield
    12/04/09

    In reply to Perv Dogs Support Nude Angel, From PETA
    I've always thought it was really weird that pets don't notice nudity.

    Like, if I didn't understand how clothing is manufactured, etc., I would be really freaked out by someone suddenly having different colored/textured skin...
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    Image of Pope John Peeps II Pope John Peeps II
    12/04/09

    @CroutonShield: What makes you think pets understand anything beyond food and what you smell like?
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    Image of NeedsMoreKanye NeedsMoreKanye
    12/04/09

    @Pope John Peeps II: Uhhh, maybe the fact that they silently command me to do things I know are wrong?
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    Image of tehcutie tehcutie
    12/04/09

    @CroutonShield: Well, wouldn't domestic animals be socialized to expect the constant changing skins of their owners? But maybe I'm being too athropomorphic... :p
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    Image of lostarchitect lostarchitect
    12/04/09

    @CroutonShield: Judging from where my cat focuses his looks, he notices when I'm naked. It's like he's thinking, "what the hell is that thing?"
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    Image of Lysergic Asset Lysergic Asset
    12/04/09

    @CroutonShield: What's really funny is they have no judgment about fucking, either.
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    Image of Pope John Peeps II Pope John Peeps II
    12/04/09

    @NeedsMoreKanye: haha. so THAT's why your browser history is full of buff, nude men.
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    Image of rmric0.wedding.photographer.and.manny rmric0.wedding.photographer.and.manny
    12/04/09

    @Lysergic Asset: Except cats, cats are very judgmental.
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    Image of Lysergic Asset Lysergic Asset
    12/04/09

    @rmric0.wedding.photographer.and.manny: I've heard that. My dogs could not possibly care less (about the fucking part, that is).
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    Image of Smitros Smitros
    12/04/09

    @tehcutie: There's a new book, written by a Columbia professor, called Inside of a Dog (yes, it uses the Groucho Marx quotation as an epigraph) that elaborates on some of the differences in dog and human worldviews. I don't remember if she mentions that explicitly, but that might give you a sense of at least canine criteria.
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    Image of Tremonius Tremonius
    12/04/09

    @Lysergic Asset: Okay, anthropomorphism is the sub-topic?

    One LOL (use to be `little old ladies') is lamenting to another such her Sheena is pregnant again. "And we never ever let her out of the house, and we watch her constantly when she cycles in, and here she is, kittens due any day now..."

    And then an obviously adequate tom saunters into the room from the kitchen, and the visitor says, "Well, that may be a suspect."

    And the LOL scoffs. "Oh, don't be silly; that's her brother!"
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    Image of BaconCat BaconCat
    12/04/09

    @rmric0.wedding.photographer.and.manny: My cat is terribly judgmental, especially when me and my ladyfriend are getting all personal. Then the cat is like 'get off the goddamned bed if you two are gonna do that'!
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    Image of Lysergic Asset Lysergic Asset
    12/04/09

    @Tremonius: Funny how the little furry lawless ones just do their own thing, huh?
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    Image of NeedsMoreKanye NeedsMoreKanye
    12/04/09

    @Pope John Peeps II: Well, substitute "crawlspace" for "browser history" and you're getting warmer. My cat tells me the wackiest things.
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    Image of Lysergic Asset Lysergic Asset
    12/04/09

    @NeedsMoreKanye: So this guy is you? [www.wpbf.com]
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    Image of If_I_Had_a_Poodle If_I_Had_a_Poodle
    12/03/09

    In reply to Grandmothers and Ice Cream Should Not Get So Close
    A friend who worked for years in nursing homes said you'd be amazed at the levels of activity
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    Image of TheMac TheMac
    12/03/09

    @If_I_Had_a_Poodle: My first job was at a nursing home. I was 14.

    Never forget.
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    Image of BettyCrocker BettyCrocker
    12/03/09

    In reply to Grandmothers and Ice Cream Should Not Get So Close
    Two Grans, One Cone
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    Image of If_I_Had_a_Poodle If_I_Had_a_Poodle
    12/03/09

    @BettyCrocker: [instantrimshot.com]
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    Image of If_I_Had_a_Poodle If_I_Had_a_Poodle
    12/03/09

    In reply to Grandmothers and Ice Cream Should Not Get So Close
    So if your potential partner doesn't have teeth, is that a good thing or a bad thing?
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    Image of Mike Jahn Mike Jahn
    12/03/09

    @If_I_Had_a_Poodle: Depends on how big are your expectations.
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    Image of If_I_Had_a_Poodle If_I_Had_a_Poodle
    12/03/09

    @Mike Jahn: ***expectations***
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    Image of ParahSalin ParahSalin
    12/04/09

    @If_I_Had_a_Poodle: ***Depends****
    Sorry, I couldn't resist.
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    Image of Mike Jahn Mike Jahn
    12/03/09

    In reply to Grandmothers and Ice Cream Should Not Get So Close
    I suppose there's no benefit whatsoever to getting oral sex from someone who's been doing it for 40 years. Just saying.
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    Image of If_I_Had_a_Poodle If_I_Had_a_Poodle
    12/03/09

    @Mike Jahn: If they look 70, you think they waited til 30?
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    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    12/03/09

    @Mike Jahn: Sooner or fellator, someone falls asleep in your lap.
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    Image of Seeräuber Jenny Seeräuber Jenny
    12/03/09

    In reply to Grandmothers and Ice Cream Should Not Get So Close
    --Every older woman is not a grandmother. Why are women still being defined in terms of biological capacities that they may not have used?

    -- "Old person"? Looks like old women are the only ones being made fun of in that ad.

    --On the news today I heard that something called a "Grandma's Law" had been passed. It's an anti-violence measure. Like old men aren't victims of crime?

    Apparently, sexism ends only at death.
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    Image of Mike Jahn Mike Jahn
    12/03/09

    @Seeräuber Jenny: I know lots of 60-something women, and none of them dress up like a 1950s conception of a granny.
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    Image of ParahSalin ParahSalin
    12/04/09

    @Mike Jahn: Look at Meredith Baxter.
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    Image of Mike Jahn Mike Jahn
    12/04/09

    @ParahSalin: Set me up with Diane Keaton any day.
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    12/03/09

    In reply to Grandmothers and Ice Cream Should Not Get So Close
    Thank god my grandmother's a virgin.
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    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    12/03/09

    @contradicto: I guess her favorite flavor is Cherry Atric.
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    Image of Mike Jahn Mike Jahn
    12/03/09

    In reply to Grandmothers and Ice Cream Should Not Get So Close
    Even more importantly, keep them away from the watermelon.
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    Image of TheSometimesWhy TheSometimesWhy
    12/03/09

    In reply to Grandmothers and Ice Cream Should Not Get So Close
    Having experience in these matters, watching this sophomoric attempt at an ad only makes me wonder about
    the takes they shot that didn't make the cut because they were in poor taste. The one where octogenarian heroine's pink tongue swirls around the tip of the creamy shaft of her cone, dribbling foamy spumescence onto her ample granny-bags, while the froth leaves a teasing trail as it heads south to her...

    Well, you get my point.

    Good thing I got out before it affected me, huh?
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    Image of MyNameIsChris MyNameIsChris
    12/02/09

    In reply to James Lipton Sez: No Dick Pics
    I had no idea Lipton is 83 years old...
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    Image of Helio Helio
    12/02/09

    @MyNameIsChris: whoa, me neither. Just For Men really does wonders.
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    Image of pureblarney pureblarney
    12/02/09

    @Helio: It really only shows if you see him in person. He's very little, and walks with a slightly sad old-person hunchback... which, not ironically, makes him twice as adorable. If he had been my professor, I would have baked him lots of cookies.
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    Image of manchops manchops
    12/02/09

    In reply to James Lipton Sez: No Dick Pics
    I'm having trouble believing James Lipton has ever been "asked" for a photo of his genetalia...
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