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    Image of A Message To Rudy A Message To Rudy
    12/17/09

    In reply to Accenture is as Cold to Tiger Woods as his Wife
    Just want to let Elin know that revenge sex is a perfectly acceptible way to get back at your cheating husband.

    My number is...
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    Image of Mike Jahn Mike Jahn
    12/17/09

    In reply to Accenture is as Cold to Tiger Woods as his Wife
    "Please return the orgasms. Drop them off at Human Relations on your way out."
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    Image of Brad Brown Brad Brown
    12/17/09

    In reply to Accenture is as Cold to Tiger Woods as his Wife
    "and if Tiger is currently inside you, please ask him to withdraw his member, put his pants back on, and leave the cubicle.

    Sincerely,
    The Management."
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    Image of Mo MoDo Mo MoDo
    12/17/09

    In reply to Accenture is as Cold to Tiger Woods as his Wife
    That's how corporate sponsorships are handled at the Ministry of Truth.
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    Image of MrInBetween MrInBetween
    12/17/09

    In reply to Accenture is as Cold to Tiger Woods as his Wife
    Why should this surprise me? Accenture threw this ass-clown overboard. Are the company's employees now expected to keep his image -- and those idiot ads proclaiming "Be a Tiger" -- plastered all over their cubicles?
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    Edited by MrInBetween at 12/17/09 7:08 AM MrInBetween was starred MrInBetween was unstarred
    Image of A Message To Rudy A Message To Rudy
    12/17/09

    @MrInBetween: Well, they've convinced me. if they hadn't dropped Tiger as spokesperson, I wasn't going to buy any more of their...um...their...uh....
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    Image of onebadclam onebadclam
    12/15/09

    In reply to What Is 'Funky?'
    My denim jacket was just an ordinary denim jacket. I must have been a real loser back then.
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    Image of badasscat badasscat
    12/14/09

    In reply to What Is 'Funky?'
    See, the thing is, we all knew this stuff was ludicrous even at the time. It's really not anymore funny now than it was then.
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    Image of BettyCrocker BettyCrocker
    12/14/09

    In reply to What Is 'Funky?'
    This getup is what would happen if "Top Gun" was filmed immediately after the repeal of DADT.

    "I'll always be your wingman. Your sparkly, star-studded, Bedazzled and well-gelled wingman."

    Also - the fake face fuzz is the gay male equivalent to lip gloss on a 4 year old beauty pageant contestant.
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    Image of ParahSalin ParahSalin
    12/14/09

    @BettyCrocker: Does International Male have a teen edition?
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    BettyCrocker promoted this comment ParahSalin was starred ParahSalin was unstarred
    Image of BettyCrocker BettyCrocker
    12/15/09

    @ParahSalin: That, or Undergear.
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    BettyCrocker was starred BettyCrocker was unstarred
    Image of unclevanya unclevanya
    12/14/09

    In reply to What Is 'Funky?'
     
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    unclevanya was starred unclevanya was unstarred
    Image of smitty smitty
    12/14/09

    @unclevanya: genius.
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    unclevanya promoted this comment smitty was starred smitty was unstarred
    Image of unclevanya unclevanya
    12/14/09

    @smitty: I wonder if anyone has told him this...
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    unclevanya was starred unclevanya was unstarred
    Image of ShawnP ShawnP
    12/14/09

    In reply to What Is 'Funky?'
    Sad thing is, this is essentially the same look sported by my 7th grade art teacher (minus the facial hair). And I thought she was hot.
     Reply
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    Image of HughJackmanOffForMoney HughJackmanOffForMoney
    12/14/09

    In reply to What Is 'Funky?'
    What is that chain connected to? Them jeans are way to tight for a bill fold.
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    Oy Veh (Informality Reigns) approved this comment HughJackmanOffForMoney was starred HughJackmanOffForMoney was unstarred
    Image of Oy Veh (Informality Reigns) Oy Veh (Informality Reigns)
    12/14/09

    @HughJackmanOffForMoney: The chain is part of the chastity belt.
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    Oy Veh (Informality Reigns) was starred Oy Veh (Informality Reigns) was unstarred
    Image of HughJackmanOffForMoney HughJackmanOffForMoney
    12/14/09

    @Oy Veh (Informality Reigns): A chastity belt will not hold back this young man. Not with those steely blue eyes.
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    Image of Oy Veh (Informality Reigns) Oy Veh (Informality Reigns)
    12/14/09

    @HughJackmanOffForMoney: And of course that sexy penciled in beard.
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    Image of SidAndFinancy SidAndFinancy
    12/14/09

    In reply to What Is 'Funky?'
    Make my funk the twee funk.
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    Image of BadUncle BadUncle
    12/14/09

    @SidAndFinancy:
    There's a whole lot of mincing going round
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    Image of orkid68 orkid68
    12/14/09

    In reply to What Is 'Funky?'
    "Funky" is what someone over 45 calls things that are done by people over 30 to imitate people under 20.
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    Uncle_Billy_Slumming promoted this comment Edited by orkid68 at 12/14/09 5:35 PM orkid68 was starred orkid68 was unstarred
    Image of Spirit Fingers Spirit Fingers
    12/14/09

    In reply to What Is 'Funky?'
    That's it. I'm done (Jersey Shore!). Bedazzled boys with George Michael brand face stubble in a "Faith" jacket pose WITH upturned collar and Michael J. Fox hair from season two Family Ties...all in one advertisement. That's an almost illegal amount of cheesiness in one place. There really should be a covenant or a law against this kind of blasphemy. Like how cousins can't marry, making a right turn on red in NYC, or seeing shrimp heads before they lop them off on the boat because they resemble squashed baby features. And really HamNo, who wants to hear Matthew Wilder's, "Break My Stride" as background music accompanying that fugnacious outfit just because you thought it was a good idea to dig up the absolute worst representation of the 1980's one could possibly ever imagine short of a young Keanu Reeves in an After School Special about suicide.

    So, um, thanks for increasing the potential for ocular stroke from embolismic memory recall.

    #heinousthings
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    Image of LeftCoastLady LeftCoastLady
    12/14/09

    @Spirit Fingers: Damn you for getting that song in my head!!
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    Spirit Fingers promoted this comment LeftCoastLady was starred LeftCoastLady was unstarred
    Image of Spirit Fingers Spirit Fingers
    12/14/09

    @LeftCoastLady: The song is one thing, but Solid Gold is equally unforgivable.

    For green lame' leggings, aerobicise-dancing shame on you.
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    Image of RollsRoyceRevenge RollsRoyceRevenge
    12/14/09

    In reply to What Is 'Funky?'
    I see you found Ryan Phillipe's 6th Grade Class President poster.
     Reply
    RollsRoyceRevenge was starred RollsRoyceRevenge was unstarred
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