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    Image of Rozelle’s Bagman Rozelle’s Bagman
    12:51 PM

    In reply to Burger King Helps British Men Masturbate
    I will personally fly into Gatwick if she covers You're So Vain tomorrow.
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    Image of DennyCrane DennyCrane
    12:06 PM

    In reply to Burger King Helps British Men Masturbate
    They're running a "win a date with shower lady" contest. Second prize, however, is a shower pack including Burger King cologne.
    #headasplode
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    Image of SidAndFinancy SidAndFinancy
    11:52 AM

    In reply to Burger King Helps British Men Masturbate
    Someone ought to choke that chicken.
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    Image of BullfightsOnAcid BullfightsOnAcid
    11:37 AM

    In reply to Burger King Helps British Men Masturbate
    She makes me want to put Honey Mustard on my Nuggets.
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    Image of Swifter Swifter
    11:15 AM

    In reply to Burger King Helps British Men Masturbate
    American men don't need any help masturbating. Just look at Congress.
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    Image of katastic katastic
    01:25 PM

    @Swifter: Ha! +1 for you, Swifter. Against my will, I laugh.
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    Image of Swifter Swifter
    01:44 PM

    @katastic: I swear off squirrel for the holidays, just for you. ;)
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    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    11:01 AM

    In reply to Burger King Helps British Men Masturbate
    Burger King?

    Has anyone told Prince Charles?
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    Image of Mount_Prion Mount_Prion
    10:50 AM

    In reply to Burger King Helps British Men Masturbate
    It's brilliant that somebody is finally capitalizing on the morningwood phenomenon. I mean, it's been well over a decade since Beavis and Butthead first discovered it.
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    Edited by Mount_Prion at 12/10/09 10:51 AM Mount_Prion was starred Mount_Prion was unstarred
    Image of Glib and Bitchy Glib and Bitchy
    10:46 AM

    In reply to Burger King Helps British Men Masturbate
    One thing the Brit and American BKs have in common? Squishy buns.
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    Image of NotChoinski NotChoinski
    10:39 AM

    In reply to Burger King Helps British Men Masturbate
    Burger Bikinis go right to my hips
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    Image of Mike Jahn Mike Jahn
    10:32 AM

    In reply to Burger King Helps British Men Masturbate
    part of that girl has been supersized.
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    Image of Aaron Altman Aaron Altman
    10:29 AM

    In reply to Burger King Helps British Men Masturbate
    That don't look like no bathroom of someone who subsists on the BK Value Menu.
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    Image of Brad Brown Brad Brown
    11:18 AM

    @Aaron Altman: It looks like the bathroom of the golfer that she's having an affair with.
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    Edited by Brad Brown at 12/10/09 11:18 AM Brad Brown was starred Brad Brown was unstarred
    Image of Seeräuber Jenny Seeräuber Jenny
    01:13 AM

    In reply to Park Bench Makes You Feel Guilty
    Extremely carefully regulated euthanasia should be made available for individuals who genuinely believe they cannot go on, in my opinion. I have had a fantasy of waking up in the hospital with Locked In Syndrome, however.

    At the very moment they say "Blink once if you want to live, twice if you want us to pull the plug," something gets caught in my eye.

    ***

    I went to school with someone who had a terribly disabling illness sort of similar to CP. He told a mutual friend that he had a recurring dream of waking up normal.

    The tremendous courage aside, it's not all smiles, especially for adults.
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    Edited by Seeräuber Jenny at 12/10/09 1:15 AM Seeräuber Jenny was starred Seeräuber Jenny was unstarred
    Image of randomnessish randomnessish
    12/09/09

    In reply to Ads That Make You Crave Death's Embrace
    That Bear River Mutual jingle sounds like it was sung by whichever South Park creator always does the cheesy voices. Like, to a T.
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    Image of GlasgowRose GlasgowRose
    12/09/09

    In reply to Park Bench Makes You Feel Guilty
    Just waiting for the real Kay Mandell, Don McLeod etc. to sue.
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    Image of Lysergic Asset Lysergic Asset
    12/09/09

    In reply to Park Bench Makes You Feel Guilty
    If these benches are all in the same park, I seriously hope they have some suicide counselors nearby handing out fistfuls of anti-depressants.
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    Edited by Lysergic Asset at 12/09/09 5:36 PM Lysergic Asset was starred Lysergic Asset was unstarred
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