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    Image of If_I_Had_a_Poodle If_I_Had_a_Poodle
    12/03/09

    In reply to Grandmothers and Ice Cream Should Not Get So Close
    A friend who worked for years in nursing homes said you'd be amazed at the levels of activity
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    Image of TheMac TheMac
    12/03/09

    @If_I_Had_a_Poodle: My first job was at a nursing home. I was 14.

    Never forget.
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    Image of BettyCrocker BettyCrocker
    12/03/09

    In reply to Grandmothers and Ice Cream Should Not Get So Close
    Two Grans, One Cone
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    Image of If_I_Had_a_Poodle If_I_Had_a_Poodle
    12/03/09

    @BettyCrocker: [instantrimshot.com]
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    Image of If_I_Had_a_Poodle If_I_Had_a_Poodle
    12/03/09

    In reply to Grandmothers and Ice Cream Should Not Get So Close
    So if your potential partner doesn't have teeth, is that a good thing or a bad thing?
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    Image of Mike Jahn Mike Jahn
    12/03/09

    @If_I_Had_a_Poodle: Depends on how big are your expectations.
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    Image of If_I_Had_a_Poodle If_I_Had_a_Poodle
    12/03/09

    @Mike Jahn: ***expectations***
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    Image of ParahSalin ParahSalin
    12:13 AM

    @If_I_Had_a_Poodle: ***Depends****
    Sorry, I couldn't resist.
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    Image of Mike Jahn Mike Jahn
    12/03/09

    In reply to Grandmothers and Ice Cream Should Not Get So Close
    I suppose there's no benefit whatsoever to getting oral sex from someone who's been doing it for 40 years. Just saying.
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    Image of If_I_Had_a_Poodle If_I_Had_a_Poodle
    12/03/09

    @Mike Jahn: If they look 70, you think they waited til 30?
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    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    12/03/09

    @Mike Jahn: Sooner or fellator, someone falls asleep in your lap.
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    Image of Seeräuber Jenny Seeräuber Jenny
    12/03/09

    In reply to Grandmothers and Ice Cream Should Not Get So Close
    --Every older woman is not a grandmother. Why are women still being defined in terms of biological capacities that they may not have used?

    -- "Old person"? Looks like old women are the only ones being made fun of in that ad.

    --On the news today I heard that something called a "Grandma's Law" had been passed. It's an anti-violence measure. Like old men aren't victims of crime?

    Apparently, sexism ends only at death.
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    Image of Mike Jahn Mike Jahn
    12/03/09

    @Seeräuber Jenny: I know lots of 60-something women, and none of them dress up like a 1950s conception of a granny.
     Reply
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    Image of contradicto contradicto
    12/03/09

    In reply to Grandmothers and Ice Cream Should Not Get So Close
    Thank god my grandmother's a virgin.
     Reply
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    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    12/03/09

    @contradicto: I guess her favorite flavor is Cherry Atric.
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    Image of Mike Jahn Mike Jahn
    12/03/09

    In reply to Grandmothers and Ice Cream Should Not Get So Close
    Even more importantly, keep them away from the watermelon.
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    Image of TheSometimesWhy TheSometimesWhy
    12/03/09

    In reply to Grandmothers and Ice Cream Should Not Get So Close
    Having experience in these matters, watching this sophomoric attempt at an ad only makes me wonder about
    the takes they shot that didn't make the cut because they were in poor taste. The one where octogenarian heroine's pink tongue swirls around the tip of the creamy shaft of her cone, dribbling foamy spumescence onto her ample granny-bags, while the froth leaves a teasing trail as it heads south to her...

    Well, you get my point.

    Good thing I got out before it affected me, huh?
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    Edited by TheSometimesWhy at 12/03/09 5:37 PM TheSometimesWhy was starred TheSometimesWhy was unstarred
    Image of MyNameIsChris MyNameIsChris
    12/02/09

    In reply to James Lipton Sez: No Dick Pics
    I had no idea Lipton is 83 years old...
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    Image of Helio Helio
    12/02/09

    @MyNameIsChris: whoa, me neither. Just For Men really does wonders.
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    Image of pureblarney pureblarney
    12/02/09

    @Helio: It really only shows if you see him in person. He's very little, and walks with a slightly sad old-person hunchback... which, not ironically, makes him twice as adorable. If he had been my professor, I would have baked him lots of cookies.
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    Image of manchops manchops
    12/02/09

    In reply to James Lipton Sez: No Dick Pics
    I'm having trouble believing James Lipton has ever been "asked" for a photo of his genetalia...
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    12/02/09

    In reply to James Lipton Sez: No Dick Pics
    Sagacious-hilarious. Bravo.
     Reply
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    Image of senatormayer senatormayer
    12/02/09

    In reply to James Lipton Sez: No Dick Pics
    I have always loved James Lipton. I fell out of my chair when he started making cat noises.
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    Image of iplaudius iplaudius
    12/02/09

    In reply to James Lipton Sez: No Dick Pics
    From James Lipton in the Intimate Spaces of Thirteen-Year-Olds: A Series.
     Reply
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    Image of yourfriendandneighbor yourfriendandneighbor
    12/02/09

    In reply to James Lipton Sez: No Dick Pics
    taking his beard off is genius.
     Reply
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    Image of Benny Benny
    12/03/09

    @yourfriendandneighbor: In one of the commercials it looks like they simply skin colored his moustache. It's like he has a moustache made out of skin!
     Reply
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    Image of Mrs. Beeton Mrs. Beeton
    12/02/09

    In reply to Atheist War on Christmas Proceeding Smoothly
    One of the best Christmas gifts I ever received was The God Delusion, from a Catholic. Giving gifts you know the recipient will enjoy trumps all dogma, regardless of the source. Score one for the god of presents!
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