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    Image of Ogiri W Surie Ogiri W Surie
    12/18/09

    In reply to There Is No Job That Would Not Make a Great Reality Show
    Someday in the (hopefully) near future, all the assholes who pitch reality shows will find themselves on a Great Depression-like bread line, bitching to each other about how they got screwed for coming up with ideas that were once fancied, while secretly coming up with a new pitch about all their asshole, unemployed brethren for a new show.

    That's a reality show I might actually watch.
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    Image of Beau Nerd Beau Nerd
    12/18/09

    In reply to There Is No Job That Would Not Make a Great Reality Show
    When's the Gawker reality show coming out?
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    Image of FitnessMadeSimple FitnessMadeSimple
    12/18/09

    In reply to There Is No Job That Would Not Make a Great Reality Show
    The above photo makes me think...

    ...I'd love to see a reality show about the staff of Cat Fancy. Think about it.
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    Image of sfBirdie sfBirdie
    12/18/09

    In reply to There Is No Job That Would Not Make a Great Reality Show
    So we can watch people go on interviews instead of doing so ourself? And watch them get rejected too? Awesome!
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    Image of Spirit Fingers Spirit Fingers
    12/18/09

    In reply to There Is No Job That Would Not Make a Great Reality Show
    I find it hard to be snarky when there are little fatted kitten tics lying about making me want to love them, and hug them, and squeeze them sooo tight, or possibly run screaming from the mammal/turtle shell hybrid-o-fur thing in that picture that could raise its head and be a feral vampire wombat. (I'd like to poke it lightly with a stick just to be sure.)

    #complicatedthings
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    Image of blix blix
    12/18/09

    In reply to There Is No Job That Would Not Make a Great Reality Show
    What did the cat major in?
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    Image of HaysiFantayzee HaysiFantayzee
    12/18/09

    @blix: Oh, journalism, dontcha think?
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    Image of sfBirdie sfBirdie
    12/18/09

    @blix: Communication, therefore it will definitely not get the job.
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    Image of m4ximusprim3 m4ximusprim3
    12/18/09

    In reply to There Is No Job That Would Not Make a Great Reality Show
    I would so love to see a reality TV show where people compete with a cat to see how long they can lie face down in a pillow before they suffocate. They can start with the chick who plays serena van der woodsen. Episode 2 could be Bill O'Reilley.
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    Edited by m4ximusprim3 at 12/18/09 4:19 PM m4ximusprim3 was starred m4ximusprim3 was unstarred
    Image of A Message To Rudy A Message To Rudy
    12/17/09

    In reply to Accenture is as Cold to Tiger Woods as his Wife
    Just want to let Elin know that revenge sex is a perfectly acceptible way to get back at your cheating husband.

    My number is...
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    Image of Mike Jahn Mike Jahn
    12/17/09

    In reply to Accenture is as Cold to Tiger Woods as his Wife
    "Please return the orgasms. Drop them off at Human Relations on your way out."
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    Image of Brad Brown Brad Brown
    12/17/09

    In reply to Accenture is as Cold to Tiger Woods as his Wife
    "and if Tiger is currently inside you, please ask him to withdraw his member, put his pants back on, and leave the cubicle.

    Sincerely,
    The Management."
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    Image of Mo MoDo Mo MoDo
    12/17/09

    In reply to Accenture is as Cold to Tiger Woods as his Wife
    That's how corporate sponsorships are handled at the Ministry of Truth.
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    Image of MrInBetween MrInBetween
    12/17/09

    In reply to Accenture is as Cold to Tiger Woods as his Wife
    Why should this surprise me? Accenture threw this ass-clown overboard. Are the company's employees now expected to keep his image -- and those idiot ads proclaiming "Be a Tiger" -- plastered all over their cubicles?
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    Edited by MrInBetween at 12/17/09 7:08 AM MrInBetween was starred MrInBetween was unstarred
    Image of A Message To Rudy A Message To Rudy
    12/17/09

    @MrInBetween: Well, they've convinced me. if they hadn't dropped Tiger as spokesperson, I wasn't going to buy any more of their...um...their...uh....
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    Image of onebadclam onebadclam
    12/15/09

    In reply to What Is 'Funky?'
    My denim jacket was just an ordinary denim jacket. I must have been a real loser back then.
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    Image of badasscat badasscat
    12/14/09

    In reply to What Is 'Funky?'
    See, the thing is, we all knew this stuff was ludicrous even at the time. It's really not anymore funny now than it was then.
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    Image of BettyCrocker BettyCrocker
    12/14/09

    In reply to What Is 'Funky?'
    This getup is what would happen if "Top Gun" was filmed immediately after the repeal of DADT.

    "I'll always be your wingman. Your sparkly, star-studded, Bedazzled and well-gelled wingman."

    Also - the fake face fuzz is the gay male equivalent to lip gloss on a 4 year old beauty pageant contestant.
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    Image of ParahSalin ParahSalin
    12/14/09

    @BettyCrocker: Does International Male have a teen edition?
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    Image of BettyCrocker BettyCrocker
    12/15/09

    @ParahSalin: That, or Undergear.
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    BettyCrocker was starred BettyCrocker was unstarred
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