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    Image of SlickaNicka SlickaNicka
    12/09/09

    In reply to Five Things Billy Corgan Should Be Doing Other Than Dating Jessica Simpson
    Apocalypse!
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    Image of sfBirdie sfBirdie
    12/09/09

    In reply to Five Things Billy Corgan Should Be Doing Other Than Dating Jessica Simpson
    Wow, Billy is now part of a select group of men which contains, among others, John Mayer, Tony Romo and Nick Lachey. ::sadface::
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    Image of DoctorEcks DoctorEcks
    12/09/09

    In reply to Five Things Billy Corgan Should Be Doing Other Than Dating Jessica Simpson
    This lay.... is the greatest....lay I've ever known......
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    Image of NoWireHangers NoWireHangers
    12/09/09

    In reply to Five Things Billy Corgan Should Be Doing Other Than Dating Jessica Simpson
    Billy, it's time to stop dating below you and get back to work doing something great.

    Billy hasn't done anything "great" since 1999 and I'd say he's dating the right people for what he's become. Carry on, Billy, carry on. At least this will keep him from releasing another Zwan album.
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    Image of heywhat heywhat
    12/09/09

    In reply to Five Things Billy Corgan Should Be Doing Other Than Dating Jessica Simpson
    Billy stopped caring a long time ago. Did anyone see him singing a freaky acapella version of "Bullet with Butterfly Wings" at a WCW wrestling match? Pretty painful to watch.
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    12/09/09

    In reply to Five Things Billy Corgan Should Be Doing Other Than Dating Jessica Simpson
    Cute bag, though.
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    Image of Uncle_Billy_Slumming Uncle_Billy_Slumming
    12/09/09

    @BookishLookish: A little warty looking.
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    Image of ohgee ohgee
    12/09/09

    In reply to Five Things Billy Corgan Should Be Doing Other Than Dating Jessica Simpson
    To be fair, Simpson's smile is pretty disarming.
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    Image of TheSometimesWhy TheSometimesWhy
    12/09/09

    @ohgee: With all due respect, her smile reminds me of a rabbit that has its eye on a carrot.

    On deeper reflection, that may not be as off-base as it reads....
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    Image of tilly76 tilly76
    12/09/09

    In reply to Five Things Billy Corgan Should Be Doing Other Than Dating Jessica Simpson
    Jessica's dating an emo guy from Chicago?

    Maybe she's jealous of her sister.
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    Image of flossy flossy
    12/09/09

    In reply to Five Things Billy Corgan Should Be Doing Other Than Dating Jessica Simpson
    Have you ever read Billy Corgan's twitter?

    [twitter.com]

    Has he always been this boring and trite? Or did he recently undergo a lobotomy? Based on this wealth of fortune cookie wisdom, we might want to consider the possibility that he has actually met his intellectual match in Ms. Chicken-of-the-Sea.
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    Image of Uncle_Billy_Slumming Uncle_Billy_Slumming
    12/09/09

    In reply to Five Things Billy Corgan Should Be Doing Other Than Dating Jessica Simpson
    Is Corgan a mutation of Corrigan?

    Billy Corgan -- Gerry Corrigan

    Here's Gerry singing a bad song.

    [baselinescenario.com]

    Love it when celeb gossip and financial gossip collide violently. Smashing bumkins. (Did they intend smashing to mean just "crushing," or was it intended to connote "really good," like in "a smashing good time"?

    Billy is "Too Big To Flail."

    Thank you for your time.
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    Image of hortense hortense
    12/09/09

    In reply to Five Things Billy Corgan Should Be Doing Other Than Dating Jessica Simpson
    Courtney Love mentioned something about Corgan dating some tabloidy blonde Christian type a month ago during one of her crazy FB rants (which has since been deleted), which means that as insane as her postings are, there's evidently quite a bit of truth to them.
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    Image of valet_of_the_dolls valet_of_the_dolls
    12/09/09

    @hortense: She's like the Enquirer that way.
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    Image of braak:  You are, as usual, completely correct. braak: You are, as usual, completely correct.
    12/10/09

    @hortense: She's like some kind of mad modern oracle, spouting off gibberish that can, after close inspection and rigorous analysis, reveal the secrets of the celebrity music world.

    They should keep her in a cave in Greece.
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    braak: You are, as usual, completely correct. was starred braak: You are, as usual, completely correct. was unstarred
    Image of Dave J. Dave J.
    12/09/09

    In reply to Five Things Billy Corgan Should Be Doing Other Than Dating Jessica Simpson
    There's actually a simple explanation to this one, folks. Jessica just heard "Bullet with Butterfly Wings" for the first time, and wanted to ask Billy if what they say about pigeons just being rats with wings is true.
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    Image of triplethreat triplethreat
    12/09/09

    In reply to Five Things Billy Corgan Should Be Doing Other Than Dating Jessica Simpson
    I'm not sure you can make the case for this being Billy dating below himself. As evidenced by the rest of your post.
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    Image of KikiCanuck KikiCanuck
    12/09/09

    In reply to Five Things Billy Corgan Should Be Doing Other Than Dating Jessica Simpson
    This is... almost? more?... almost more upsetting than "Zwan." That's right, Billy. I haven't forgotten.
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    Image of FitnessMadeSimple FitnessMadeSimple
    12/09/09

    In reply to Five Things Billy Corgan Should Be Doing Other Than Dating Jessica Simpson
    I hate defending Jessica Simpson, but this is at least as embarrassing for her as it is for him.
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    Image of bluebears bluebears
    12/09/09

    @FitnessMadeSimple: he always struck me as a self-important cock slap.
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    bluebears was starred bluebears was unstarred
    Image of FitnessMadeSimple FitnessMadeSimple
    12/09/09

    @bluebears: That must have been humiliating.

    ;)
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    FitnessMadeSimple was starred FitnessMadeSimple was unstarred
    Image of bluebears bluebears
    12/09/09

    @FitnessMadeSimple: yeah. it was a dark time in my life.
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