Steven Tyler Can't Remember His Own Lyrics
Aerosmith frontman Steven Tyler may be good at a lot of things, but knowing the lyrics to Aerosmith songs isn't one of them.
Now Some Nincompoops Want to Make Aerosmith's "Dream On" the Rock Song of Massachusetts
The city of Boston is like that childhood best friend you introduce to adult friends with repeated reassurances like, "Sometimes he flips over cars when he's drunk, but he's really great" and "Yes, he wears khakis, but he's incredibly liberal thinker" and "No, really, he talks funny, but just give him a chance." And…
Steven Tyler Called the Today Show Audience His 'Little Fucks' While On-Air
Steven Tyler and those other guys from Aerosmith made an appearance on The Today Show this morning to promote their new album Music From Another Dimension. Within the same three minutes, Tyler managed to forget which morning show he was actually on, shouting "Good morning, America!" and then addressed the crowd as…
Steven Tyler Still Unable to Stand Up Properly
Veteran stage-faller Steven Tyler continued to fail at "standing" today in Paraguay, where he was briefly hospitalized after "a nasty fall" in the shower. More like "Falling All the Time (Is Hard on the Knees, and Teeth)"!
Defense Contractor Who Threw $10 Million Dollar Bat Mitzvah Headed to Jail
David Brooks, the man infamous for throwing his daughter an elaborate bat mitzvah featuring performances by 50 Cent and Aerosmith, was convicted of insider trading and other crimes today. We hope, in some part, that party led to the verdict.
Aerosmith's Steven Tyler Can't Stop Falling Off the Stage
Aerosmith's singing succubus and possible American Idol judge Steven Tyler fell off the stage during the band's gig in Toronto yesterday. This slip comes a year after an on-stage topple broke his shoulder. Someone get this guy a chair!
Aerosmith Defy Own Predictions and Un-Break Up
You can't believe everything you read on the internet, even when you are the one saying it. Just a few days ago, Aerosmith guitarist Joe Perry declared the band through after reading of Steven Tyler's break up plans online.
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Steven Tyler Breaks Up with Aerosmith via Blog Posts
This is not how rock bands are supposed to die. Bands are supposed to go out in a blaze of charred hotel suites, blood feuds and drug overdoses. Instead, Aerosmith's end came in a blog entry.
Aerosmith's Steven Tyler Is Not Dead, Says Best Press Release Ever
Enormous-mouthed lead singer of seminal Boston rock band Aerosmith (sorry, Boston, the band), Steven Tyler, fell off a stage while performing a crazy twirly dance. His other daughter, Mia, released a PR statement to TMZ last night. This is classic:
Dude Looks Like a Crazy
[Aerosmith creaker Steven Tyler in New York yesterday; image via INF]
'Going Down, Mr. Tyler?'
Click to viewBoomp3.com Reality TV star/budding actress Audrina Patridge made an offer that many men simply can’t refuse before heading off to a medical appointment in Century City. Patridge threw down a hefty gauntlet to all near by men and simply said, “We’re on the parking level and my appointment is on the sixth…
