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    Ari Emanuel Will Rule Hollywood as Its New Jesus

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    Image of Foster Kamer Foster Kamer
    07/15/09

    In reply to Ari Emanuel Will Rule Hollywood as Its New Jesus
    Eh. WME Squared or whatever the fuck they're calling themselves these days is good for the entertainment business as a whole, if only because agent-to-agent waged battles for parking spaces around Century City eateries are going to be of Montague/Capulet-esque proportions that will, with any luck, result in many superficial stab wounds.
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    07/15/09

    In reply to Ari Emanuel Will Rule Hollywood as Its New Jesus
    I'll consider him a success, when I can go for a full year without having to endure any 'remakes' of previous material from classic Hollywood producers. My recommendation? Try using actual WRITING talent. Yes, I know... sacrilege...
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    06/10/09

    In reply to Rahm Emanuel Will Send You to Gitmo If You Cross Ari
    Haha he's got hollywood old man teeth.
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    06/10/09

    In reply to Rahm Emanuel Will Send You to Gitmo If You Cross Ari
    Actually, this post was written by Pareene’s brother, who is like Pareene in every way, except that he applies his merciless sarcasm not to issues involving the civil government, but rather the entertainment industry. (Seriously, a Pareene post on Defamer? My head just exploded, and organic macrobiotic confetti came out.)
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    06/10/09

    In reply to Rahm Emanuel Will Send You to Gitmo If You Cross Ari
    "Kneel before General Rahm!"
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    06/10/09

    In reply to Rahm Emanuel Will Send You to Gitmo If You Cross Ari
    Will Ari Gold have a brother in the White House this season?
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    Image of Awesome X Awesome X
    06/10/09

    @bytememehard: If a tree falls in a forest and no one hears it ...
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    Image of naugahydeinplainsight naugahydeinplainsight
    06/10/09

    @bytememehard: This has to be the first story I have ever read that mentions Ari Emanuel without saying he was the inspiration for Ari Gold. Which is a sign of . . . what?
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    Image of Awesome X Awesome X
    06/10/09

    @naugahydeinplainsight: That that show is harder to swallow than mercury-laced sushi.
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    Image of NewsBunny NewsBunny
    04/27/09

    In reply to Agent Can't Believe Man Has the Nerve to Have a Seizure During Her Client's Tribeca Premiere
    We epileptics have a GRAND TIME planning our seizures!


    We get together about once a month, at a bar so we can drink heavily and fuck up our our anti-seizure drugs. Then we map out where we'll strike.


    I can't give many details, but next month we're going all going to buy seats on the same flight out of Queens, bring flashlights to flicker in our faces, and try to force another emergency landing in the Hudson.


    Epileptics forever!

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    04/27/09

    In reply to Agent Can't Believe Man Has the Nerve to Have a Seizure During Her Client's Tribeca Premiere
    I can relate. About once a month my train is delayed due to a "sick passenger." If any of yuze bitches are reading this, get the fuck sick somewherez else. Thanks.
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    04/27/09

    In reply to Agent Can't Believe Man Has the Nerve to Have a Seizure During Her Client's Tribeca Premiere
    If it was a hoax it's nine different shades of awesome. Registered nurses will be in attendance during all showings of the Tingler.
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    Image of NinaHagen NinaHagen
    04/27/09

    In reply to Agent Can't Believe Man Has the Nerve to Have a Seizure During Her Client's Tribeca Premiere
    I continue to sing my song - "Film people are shit...."
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    Image of Richard Lawson Richard Lawson
    04/27/09

    @NinaHagen: Ha. That's a good song.
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    04/27/09

    In reply to Agent Can't Believe Man Has the Nerve to Have a Seizure During Her Client's Tribeca Premiere
    The director immediately regretted his decision to leave in the anime montage.
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    04/27/09

    In reply to Agent Can't Believe Man Has the Nerve to Have a Seizure During Her Client's Tribeca Premiere
    And yet she could believe that story line.
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    11/06/08

    In reply to 'Top Hollywood Agent' Really A Small-Time Accused Brad Pitt Penis-Mocker
    Some of our commenters seem especially knowledgeable on this subject..... is anyone here speaking from personal experience with Mr. Pitt's pee pee??
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    Image of seancasio seancasio
    11/06/08

    In reply to 'Top Hollywood Agent' Really A Small-Time Accused Brad Pitt Penis-Mocker
    Shemarya frequently pulled out the August 1997 edition of 'Playgirl' magazine," which features nude photos of Brad Pitt..


    Yank it, Todd, Yank IT!!

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    Image of graceless graceless
    11/06/08

    In reply to 'Top Hollywood Agent' Really A Small-Time Accused Brad Pitt Penis-Mocker
    I wouldn't say small exactly. But a little smaller that average. Not a lot, a little.
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