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    Image of mladen mladen
    11/24/09

    In reply to Tinsley Mortimer's Reality Show Is Already Criminal
    I misread "Papa John" as "Robert John."

    Of "Sad Eyes Look The Other Way" fame.

    Him plus the Gag would be a duet for the ages.

    But only in front of an audience of polar bears.

    The human ones.
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    Image of Magister Magister
    11/24/09

    In reply to Tinsley Mortimer's Reality Show Is Already Criminal
    Perhaps it's too early in the morning, but for a brief moment I read "Papa John" as "Doctor John" and thought that'd be one hell of a performance.
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    Image of ian spiegelman ian spiegelman
    09/15/09

    In reply to Has a Stroke Gone to Rehab?
    Chris? What the hell are you doing here?!
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    Image of bythesidewalk bythesidewalk
    09/15/09

    In reply to Has a Stroke Gone to Rehab?
    Heartbroken. Both because I want Albert well and I cannot take any more delays on this goddamn album. And if Albert needs a new lady to ease his pain, I'll step in.
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    Image of snugbug snugbug
    09/15/09

    In reply to Has a Stroke Gone to Rehab?
    I have not heard the moniker "The Strokes" since 2005. I guess they're still around. Best of luck to AA guy.
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    09/15/09

    In reply to Has a Stroke Gone to Rehab?
    All I'm getting from this is: Agyness Deyn is single.
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    Image of Airvault Airvault
    09/15/09

    In reply to Has a Stroke Gone to Rehab?
    Dammit! Like they couldn't just ignore the twitching and keep working on it? How much longer must we wait?
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    09/15/09

    @Airvault: I knowwwwwwwwww!!!
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    09/15/09

    In reply to Has a Stroke Gone to Rehab?
    These li'l bitches wear way too much white to be anywhere near as cool as they think they are.
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    Image of sweetpickles sweetpickles
    09/15/09

    @BookishLookish: The Virgins are a much better band in the same vein of The Strokes. They have way catchier hooks, snotty lyrics, and are more fun by the bucket. Plus! No tight pants! Their album was one of my favorites for 2008. [www.thevirgins.net]
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    BookishLookish promoted this comment Edited by sweetpickles at 09/15/09 4:59 PM sweetpickles was starred sweetpickles was unstarred
    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    09/15/09

    @sweetpickles: Keep going back, kid. Swinging Neckbreakers FTW.
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    Image of sweetpickles sweetpickles
    09/15/09

    @BookishLookish: I will now search for 7 inchers from these lost noise makers.
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    09/15/09

    In reply to Has a Stroke Gone to Rehab?
    From Strokes' lead singer Julian Casablancas: "We'd like to thank all our fans for their concern and support at this time. First, let me say that Albert is in good hands and is on track to making a speedy recovery. It came to our attention during the most recent studio sessions this month, however, that Albert was increasingly looking out of fashion and had traded in his tight jeans for sweat pants. No longer a rumpled ball of expensively stylish thrift, he appeared generally disheveled in an outfit he told us was purchased at Wal-Mart. He repeated that he was tired of being cool, aloof, and writing retro-pop rock for a hyper-educated, affluent audience of "stiff" white people. We immediately knew the problem: Someone had let Albert out of his urban cage. He'd seen the outside and never wanted back in. But we never abandoned hope. And thanks to a wonderful treatment facility on the West Coast, Albert's currently resting in L.A. He'll be reprogrammed with vapid-electro-retro-shock therapy in the form of expensively branded vodka being piped into his arm while a bevy of scantily clad girls in American Apparel tassle his curly mop of hair. In a few weeks, he'll be back in New York to finish working on the record. Again...Thanks for all the support. Because, no, this isn't it.

    Love,
    Jules"
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    Image of britneyspearstears britneyspearstears
    09/15/09

    Ps. My new solo album drops the 3rd Tuesday in October.

    [www.juliancasablancas.com]
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    Image of Cheap Shot Cheap Shot
    09/15/09

    In reply to Has a Stroke Gone to Rehab?
    I still have my NY Post cover with Scott Weiland that reads "ROCK STAR DRUG BUST". Making it into a T-shirt.
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    Image of bytememehard bytememehard
    09/15/09

    In reply to Has a Stroke Gone to Rehab?
    Let's hope he appears on Dr. Drew's Celebrity Rehab!
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    Image of DahlELama DahlELama
    09/15/09

    In reply to Has a Stroke Gone to Rehab?
    I'm not sure "rock star goes to rehab" really constitutes a "wild rumor," but hey, if it's true, I hope he gets well soon.
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    Image of Shelwood Shelwood
    09/15/09

    @DahlELama: Yeah, better a small fortune as he takes a small time out to go to rehab than a small fortune and "Rock Star Dies in Pool of Own Vomit". Let's stop shaming the ones who get help before it's too late. Good luck in your recovery, Al, if that's what you're up to.
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    Image of timeoutofmind timeoutofmind
    08/30/09

    In reply to War Of The Rose-Colored Floaties: Jon and Kate Gosselin's Dueling Pool Parties
    Get a Beatles book, dingbat.

    Now, who sang "I am the Walrus" ??

    lookitup.
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    Foster Kamer promoted this comment timeoutofmind was starred timeoutofmind was unstarred
    Image of Foster Kamer Foster Kamer
    08/31/09

    Thank you @Pearls. Exactly. The Walrus was, according to Glass Onion, Paul. So @timeoutofmind, fuckoff, and don't talk to me about The Beatles. I get stabby.
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    Image of Banjo-Sea Kitten Banjo-Sea Kitten
    08/30/09

    In reply to War Of The Rose-Colored Floaties: Jon and Kate Gosselin's Dueling Pool Parties
    It continues to amaze and horrify me this Jon and Kate story. The worst fiction writer in the world could not have come up with an unfolding narrative such as this. Just when you think they've reached the final plateau of cheese and self-indulgence, nope, there's a new horizon. Even Jackie Collins has standards.
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    Image of cintrawilson cintrawilson
    07/09/09

    In reply to Agyness Deyn Is, Like, So Very Bored Right Now
    Jealous, unpaid writers, tremble before my glory and DESPAIR.


    Like Paris Hilton or Dick Cheney, your sniveling hatred only makes me stronger, more powerful, more omnipotent...more FAMOUS.


    BAH ha ha ha ha ha (cough cough cough).


    (and with that she vanished behind a curtain of green fire).


    Love,

    Cintra

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