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    Image of SharonTaint SharonTaint
    06/05/09

    In reply to Wreckage Found By Brazilian Searchers Is Not From Flight 447
    Tighten those tin foil hats, people...
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    Image of BaconCat BaconCat
    06/05/09

    In reply to Wreckage Found By Brazilian Searchers Is Not From Flight 447
    And somewhere in the Brazilian heartland a jet engine has just fallen from a crear sky and crushed 17 year-old misfit Donnie Darçao.
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    Image of boozeshaman boozeshaman
    06/05/09

    In reply to Wreckage Found By Brazilian Searchers Is Not From Flight 447
    This story fits creepily well into some of the kooky but strangely resonant theories about 2012 I have read; in particular, the notion that in these last couple years there will be a series of developments involving high-profile "disappearances" that will accelerate panic and awe on the planet, and send world religions into deep philosophical crises. This stuff is "supposed to" begin this summer.


    Jesus, I'm stoned.

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    Image of koniki koniki
    06/05/09

    @boozeshaman: Please expound on this. What are the deets of these 2012 theories?
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    Image of Smitros Smitros
    06/05/09

    @koniki:


    I think most serious Mayanologists don't place much stock in the 2012 thing.

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    Image of dado dado
    06/05/09

    In reply to Wreckage Found By Brazilian Searchers Is Not From Flight 447
    One time at a bed and breakfast the girl I was with lost a diamond earring...not a very big one. While searching through the carpet I found another diamond earring, a bigger one. So these things can happen. She kept the earring and we broke up shortly thereafter.
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    Image of Richard Lawson Richard Lawson
    06/05/09

    In reply to Wreckage Found By Brazilian Searchers Is Not From Flight 447
    WOW.
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    Image of TableNine TableNine
    06/05/09

    @Richard Lawson: And here I thought the Brazilian Triangle had to do with landscaping.
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    Image of AndIAmTellingYou AndIAmTellingYou
    06/05/09

    @TableNine: LOL
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    Image of Astigmatism Astigmatism
    06/05/09

    In reply to Wreckage Found By Brazilian Searchers Is Not From Flight 447
    Wait, so there's debris and an oil slick too large to be from this flight? Meaning something even bigger crashed there?


    Screw Lost - this is beginning to look like Sphere.

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    Image of badasscat badasscat
    01/16/09

    In reply to Airbus Orchestrating Convoluted Assassination-by-Bird Plot
    Our government is no stranger to waste, but in addition to the French Connection and The Birds, you can add massive wasteful spending in a deep recession to the list of reasons why this would never happen.


    The current VC-25's, of which there are two, have *at least* 20 years of useful life left on them. These planes fly only rarely, so they're the equivalent of a Sunday driver's cars. And 747's last around 100,000 cycles (takeoff + landing) before being either majorly overhauled or put out to pasture. I would doubt the VC-25's have more than 5,000 cycles each so far.


    And it's not like the government can just sell them like a used car. They're full of all sorts of top secret stuff, including in their basic construction. All they can really do is donate them to a museum.


    A new A380 outfitted as Air Force One would be in the billions of dollars. And you'd need two of them.


    This would basically be throwing money away on a non-American, unnecessary purchase during a deep recession.

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    Image of BullfightsOnAcid BullfightsOnAcid
    01/16/09

    In reply to Airbus Orchestrating Convoluted Assassination-by-Bird Plot
    Harrison Ford grabs goose by the neck.


    "Get off my plane!"

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    Image of edithdoll edithdoll
    01/16/09

    In reply to Airbus Orchestrating Convoluted Assassination-by-Bird Plot
    Sorry but I flew an airbus to Prague via Luftanesa and it was like a sardine tin. I had 2-row to myself still could not stretch out and sleep--and I'm average height, Barack is tall I'm sure they would customize but still.


    The stabilizers "canards" on the tails are cool though.


    The idea of replacing the jet during such an economic crisis is not kosher, it's like so expensive just to start up both Air Force I and II -- As long as the current jets are in good flying condition, they shouldn't replace/upgrade now.

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    Image of allyzay allyzay
    01/16/09

    @edithdoll: 747s are being phased out everywhere because they are ancient and cost more to continue repairing/fixing than it would to replace them at this point. also they aren't exactly efficient vehicles -- would you be bitching about them replacing a 30 year old CAR?


    seriously everyone please read about avionics it's interesting and you will learn so much!

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    Image of Greasy Thumb Guzik Greasy Thumb Guzik
    01/16/09

    In reply to Airbus Orchestrating Convoluted Assassination-by-Bird Plot
    This is an obvious attempt to bribe Obama into giving Airbus the tanker contract when it goes up for rebid this year.


    It doesn't really matter, as with the economy in the toilet, there's no way Congress will allow those tankers to be built by anyone but Boeing.

    It also doesn't matter that Airbus was going to build a plant in Mobile, Alabama to assemble them, out of mostly European parts of course.


    The original bid requirements were fixed anyway, as they didn't allow Boeing to make the 777 an alternative for the tankers.

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    Image of allyzay allyzay
    01/16/09

    @Greasy Thumb Guzik: do you work for boeing? if so, get back to it and stop slacking, you're liable to get canned any second.
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    Image of seancasio seancasio
    01/16/09

    In reply to Airbus Orchestrating Convoluted Assassination-by-Bird Plot
    The A380 is 3 stories high and holds 650 passengers. How would everyone fit?
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    Image of Kid Twist Kid Twist
    01/16/09

    @seancasio: They'll be compressed, like the comments.
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    Image of Nic Fit Nic Fit
    01/16/09

    In reply to Airbus Orchestrating Convoluted Assassination-by-Bird Plot
    Who knew that we had so many sleeper flocks in our midst?
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    Image of mathnet mathnet
    01/16/09

    In reply to Airbus Orchestrating Convoluted Assassination-by-Bird Plot
    Does it come with The Sully?
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    Image of Kid Twist Kid Twist
    01/16/09

    In reply to Airbus Orchestrating Convoluted Assassination-by-Bird Plot
    This isn't serious--Airbus is just trying to goose up some publicity.
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    Image of Oy Veh (Informality Reigns) Oy Veh (Informality Reigns)
    01/16/09

    In reply to Airbus Orchestrating Convoluted Assassination-by-Bird Plot
    Airbus Jet Felled by Avian Flu?
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