Say hello to Jose Pimentel! Jose, 27, pictured at right, lives in New York City with his mom, enjoys the Internet, and—according to "his friends" (the mainstream media)—is a "loner." Oh, and he was just arrested for allegedly making pipe bombs for terroristic purposes.

Anwar al-Awlaki—New Mexico native, YouTube star, alleged al Queda recruiter, inspiration to the Times Square bomber, the underwear bomber, and the Fort Hood shooter, jihad brand strategist, and john—is dead now. So are his bodyguards. [Image via ABC]