Will Al Roker Shart Himself During His Marathon Weather Report?

Tonight, Al Roker will attempt to break the Guinness World Record for longest weather report. This brings to mind a number of questions. For instance, why is this a recognized world record? Also, will Al Roker shit his pants?
Al Roker Cannot Believe This Snow Shit Bill de Blasio Is Pulling
Today Show weatherman Al Roker is very angry with Bill de Blasio. At a Thursday morning press conference, the New York City mayor blamed meteorologists for botching their snow forecasts, thereby giving the city grounds to keep public schools open. “Early weather forecasts showed just 3 inches of snow incoming,” he …
Matt Lauer and Al Roker Had Their Butts Examined Live on Today
Today on Today, viewers were treated to a segment in which Matt Lauer and his cheeriest frenemy Al Roker received digital rectal prostate exams live on air. As you might expect from a television program that devoted equivalent Twitter promotion to this as it did to this week's Throwback Thursday theme ("favorite chick…
Al Roker Does Not Lose His Shit at Drake Concert
The most famous sharter in the United States—perhaps the world—attended the Drake concert last night in Hartford, Conn. According to this hilarious Vine, he is “Officially #TooOld” for such things.
Al Roker's Loopy Month-Long Twitter Beef with Some Random Guy
Here is a portrait of Al Roker, America's weatherman, on Twitter: He follows lots of media folks and news organizations (and @BrunoMars), as well as two Twitter accounts that appear to tweet exclusively in Japanese. He recently surpassed 200,000 followers, which was important to him. Most of tweets can be classified…
Flavored Lip Balm, Forbidden Passion: Al Roker and Willie Geist Kissed on Today This Morning
As the Today Show hemorrhages ratings, executives have no doubt spent countless hours in their corner offices at 30 Rock speaking in hushed tones about "social media integration" and "guest co-hosts." Who knew it was passion that America's ex-favorite morning program was missing?
Al Roker Loses His Shit (Metaphorically This Time) After Meeting Joe Biden
Not to be forgotten, Al Roker—TV news correspondent, Today Show weatherman, and White House sharter—made everyone uncomfortable again today when he shouted insanely at the President and Vice President until they acknowledged his existence. "I love Joe Biden," said Al Roker, as he rocked back and forth like a small…
Concerned Citizen on the Today Show Reminds Everyone That Al Roker Sharted Himself
This morning on the Today Show, Al Roker was in Chicago to talk to a TV fireman about the weather, but one concerned individual would rather we keep talking about that time when Al Roker #sharted at the White House. Suspecting that we may be getting off track, this brave man (apparently a radio DJ in Chicago) was…
The 10 Best Videos of Reporters Being Blown Away by Hurricanes
With just hours left before Irene pummels New York City, we can all agree on one thing: hurricanes aren't funny. They're scary!
The Today Show Under Attack by Deranged Weirdo
Taping in Rockefeller Center sure is dangerous, and not because of all the annoying tourists. Today while taping in the outdoor plaza, a crazy person hopped the barricade and lunged for hosts Meredith Vieira, Al Roker, and an android known as the Willie Geist 3000. Don't worry, no weathermen were injured in the…
Old Spice Guy Isaiah Mustafa Charms Al Roker on the Today Show
Al Roker sat down to interview Isaiah Mustafa regarding his recent addition to TheGrio's Top 100, "History Makers in the Making." The prestigious list honors African-Americans doing exactly that: making history.
People Think Their Pets Can Predict the Weather
Three out of four people think their pets can predict the weather better than professionals. Really? How do they communicate this? Telepathically? By barking in Morse code? Still, Al Roker will be replaced by a chihuahua any day now.
Gawker.TV: The Five Best Videos Ever of the Day
Today at Gawker.TV, Rashida Jones is really stoked about Rob Lowe being on Parks & Recreation, Al Roker's weather fail, The Onion's SportsDome premieres, Colbert's indie rocker sell-out-off, and Antoine Dodson kicks off the new season of Tosh.0.
Ringing Church Bell Ruins Al Roker's Weather Forecast
How much do you think Al Roker hates his co-hosts during this broadcast? He's stuck in Boston during a storm that's still going strong. When he goes live, Natalie and Matt can't stop giggling about the bells in the background.
Steve Martin Better Hope He's Not Arrested for Live Tweeting Jury Duty
For the past two days, Steve Martin has been amusing the masses with Twitter dispatches from jury duty. Didn't Al Roker get in trouble for the same thing last year? Guess Steve gets points for being funny. Sample tweets inside.
