Police Report: Track Palin Punched Girlfriend in the Face and Threatened Suicide

Track Palin—the 26-year-old son of Sarah Palin, who today endorsed Donald Trump for president—was arrested last night, and court documents obtained by Gawker reveal more details about the bloody and frantic altercation.
Track Palin Was Arrested Last Night for Domestic Violence
Today is a big day for Sarah Palin. She is in Iowa to endorse Donald Trump, which will shore up Trump’s standing with Real Americans and once again give the Palin family a moment in the national spotlight. But things back home aren’t as rosy: Last night, Palin’s son, Track, was charged in Wasilla on domestic violence…
Hovercraft-Riding Alaskan Moose Hunter Opens New Frontier in Fight Against Feds
Frankly, the Oregon militia boys are getting kind of boring. The authorities’ decision to avoid engaging with their antics is looking prescient: Without an enemy, the men occupying a federal wildlife reserve have been reduced from rifle-toting badasses to rifle-toting dildo whiners. So where to turn for your…
Texas Oil Company Plans to Build an Entire Island Off the Alaskan Coast
A Texas oil company is moving forward with plans to build a gravel island that would serve as a platform for at least five extraction wells six miles off the Alaskan coast. According to the Associated Press, this would be the first petroleum production project in federal Arctic waters.
Police: Woman Held Captive for Five Weeks and Repeatedly Raped in Remote Alaska Cabin
An Alaska woman was allegedly held captive for five weeks in a remote cabin and raped up to six times a day by her abductor, reports the Associated Press.
Alaska Bar Changes Name of "Slave Auction" Event After NAACP Complains, Not Happy About It
Until recently, an annual event at the Pioneer Bar in Sitka, Alaska, commemorating the state’s transfer from Russian control to the United States was known as the “slavery auction.” Going forward, the bar’s owner said Monday, it will be called the “Alaska Day Auction.”
Bear Politely Ignores Woman Yelling at Him to Stop Eating Her Kayak
“Bear! Bear! You’re breaking it! You’re breaking my kayak! Why are you breaking my kayak?! Bear! STOP!”
Obama Flexes, Renames Mount McKinley
President Barack Obama announced on Sunday that he is changing the name of Mount McKinley, the tallest mountain in North America, to Denali. (Can he do that? So he can.)
30 Whales Found Dead in "Unusual Mortality Event" in Alaska
Since the beginning of May, thirty large whales have washed ashore along the Alaskan coastline in what the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration has declared an “unusual mortality event,” the Guardian reports.
9 Dead After Plane Carrying Cruise Ship Passengers Crashes in Alaska
On Thursday, a small aircraft carrying eight cruise ship passengers and their pilot was discovered crashed on a cliffside in Southeast Alaska, KTUU reports. All nine were reportedly killed in the crash.
Attack Cat to Curiosity Bear: "Take a Hike, Big Fella!"
On Sunday, an Alaska house cat had a clear message for a nosy black bear, telling the interloper (in the universal language of clawing), “Hey, big guy, get lost!”
Oregon Man Accused of Intentionally Running Over and Killing Bald Eagles
Authorities have charged an Oregon man with using a motorized vehicle to harass or molest game after he allegedly accelerated through a group of bald eagles in Dutch Harbor, Alaska, killing two, the Associated Press reports.
Whole Bunch of Walruses on the Walrus Cam
After more than a decade, the Walrus Cam on the northern tip of Alaska’s Round Island is back up and running again. No offense to the walruses but it looks like they smell really bad. Sorry!
Police Raid "Fuck It, I Quit" Reporter's Alaska Cannabis Club
Anchorage police served search warrants at the Alaska Cannabis Club on Friday, KTVA Alaska reports. The Alaska Cannabis Club is owned by Charlene Egbe, also known as Charlo Greene, also known as the "Fuck it, I quit" reporter.
Thirsty, Thirsty Polar Bear Breaks Into Home, Chugs Seal Oil
A polar bear in Kaktovik, Alaska was caught rummaging in a homeowner's barrel of seal oil on Friday. The large bear was shooed away by a roving polar bear patrol crew. Hold up—what? Tell us more about that polar bear patrol part.
