On the flip side, I'm suing Fairfield University's student paper for using my trademarked term "raw dog" (though, admittedly, I coined it while describing a Korean sushi bar, not unprotected sex). #journalismism
Levi Johnston reminds me of Joe Buck from Midnight Cowboy.The heartwarming story of a naive male prostitute and his sickly friend (Tank Jones) struggling to survive on the streets of New York City.
@Airvault: I could take apeek at his abs... And I do have excellent periperhal vision. I will not claim resposibility to glancing at his muddlagoondi though. If I see it, it will have been an accident. (My God, how often do you get to use the future perfect tense and not be speaking a dead language?) #levijohnston
@westward ho: This guy is still figuring out how to make money from the Palin shitstorm.
And after the way they dragged him out as a stunt fiance during the campaign, and then blocked him from seeing his kid after it was all over, why shouldn't he? #levijohnston
Ok, lets just step back and think about what this kid could really, actually know that would get Palin in real, actual trouble. He's not exactly part of the inner political circle.
The absolute worst I can imagine is that she let the underage kids come to her house and smoke pot and drink. What else can he possibly know? I dated girls in high school and even with the ones whose families I was tight with, I had really no idea what they were like beyond some fairly superficial interactions. #levijohnston
@Han Valen: Maybe her stupid daughter told him something. It's probably secondhand, not something he witnessed. But secondhand and BATSHIT CRAZY, if I know my Sarah. #levijohnston
I worry for Levi. I think he needs to google "Paul Wellstone" and "death" ASAP. Seriously. And perhaps "Marilyn Monroe" and "FBI" while he's at it. #levijohnston
@manchops: Why would the FBI or the Knights of Templar or anybody other than Tina Fey want to protect Sarah End-of-Days Palin? Maybe if she had become POTUS, but as a disgraced ex-governor? #levijohnston
This is why soap operas are dying. Soap hasn't been this entertaining since Helena Cassadine stuck a turban on her head and tried to freeze the world.
Political corruption scandals, secret pregnancies, affairs, drug dealing, and porn shoots, I would watch every episode of the Young and the Frozen if someone would just get on that. #levijohnston
@jillofalltrades: I thought the Ned-Lois-Catherine and Sonny-Brenda-Jax storylines were interesting in the beginning. It really got boring when they tried to introduce a second Cassadine plot with her new son Nicholas. #levijohnston
@heywhat: I am ashamed to say that I just discovered Jonathan Jackson was coming back as Lucky, and promptly spent three days rewatching the old Liz/Lucky storyline. Also, one of the BSG greasemonkeys is on the show now?
But GH now is all about mobsters and hostage situations, so eh. #levijohnston
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Don't be fooled by the folksy, aw-shucks accent. This guy is still figuring out how to make money from the Palin shitstorm.
I want to believe him, and that he's holding onto some awesome, killer secrets, but I don't really think so. #levijohnston
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And after the way they dragged him out as a stunt fiance during the campaign, and then blocked him from seeing his kid after it was all over, why shouldn't he? #levijohnston
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The absolute worst I can imagine is that she let the underage kids come to her house and smoke pot and drink. What else can he possibly know? I dated girls in high school and even with the ones whose families I was tight with, I had really no idea what they were like beyond some fairly superficial interactions. #levijohnston
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Political corruption scandals, secret pregnancies, affairs, drug dealing, and porn shoots, I would watch every episode of the Young and the Frozen if someone would just get on that. #levijohnston
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But GH now is all about mobsters and hostage situations, so eh. #levijohnston