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ian spiegelman
09/15/09

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Chris? What the hell are you doing here?!
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bythesidewalk
09/15/09

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Heartbroken. Both because I want Albert well and I cannot take any more delays on this goddamn album. And if Albert needs a new lady to ease his pain, I'll step in.
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snugbug
09/15/09

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I have not heard the moniker "The Strokes" since 2005. I guess they're still around. Best of luck to AA guy.
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contains_hot_liquid
09/15/09

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All I'm getting from this is: Agyness Deyn is single.
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Airvault
09/15/09

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Dammit! Like they couldn't just ignore the twitching and keep working on it? How much longer must we wait?
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bythesidewalk
09/15/09

@Airvault: I knowwwwwwwwww!!!
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BookishLookish
09/15/09

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These li'l bitches wear way too much white to be anywhere near as cool as they think they are.
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sweetpickles
09/15/09

@BookishLookish: The Virgins are a much better band in the same vein of The Strokes. They have way catchier hooks, snotty lyrics, and are more fun by the bucket. Plus! No tight pants! Their album was one of my favorites for 2008. [www.thevirgins.net]
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BookishLookish
09/15/09

@sweetpickles: Keep going back, kid. Swinging Neckbreakers FTW.
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sweetpickles
09/15/09

@BookishLookish: I will now search for 7 inchers from these lost noise makers.
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sweetpickles
09/15/09

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From Strokes' lead singer Julian Casablancas: "We'd like to thank all our fans for their concern and support at this time. First, let me say that Albert is in good hands and is on track to making a speedy recovery. It came to our attention during the most recent studio sessions this month, however, that Albert was increasingly looking out of fashion and had traded in his tight jeans for sweat pants. No longer a rumpled ball of expensively stylish thrift, he appeared generally disheveled in an outfit he told us was purchased at Wal-Mart. He repeated that he was tired of being cool, aloof, and writing retro-pop rock for a hyper-educated, affluent audience of "stiff" white people. We immediately knew the problem: Someone had let Albert out of his urban cage. He'd seen the outside and never wanted back in. But we never abandoned hope. And thanks to a wonderful treatment facility on the West Coast, Albert's currently resting in L.A. He'll be reprogrammed with vapid-electro-retro-shock therapy in the form of expensively branded vodka being piped into his arm while a bevy of scantily clad girls in American Apparel tassle his curly mop of hair. In a few weeks, he'll be back in New York to finish working on the record. Again...Thanks for all the support. Because, no, this isn't it.

Love,
Jules"
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britneyspearstears
09/15/09

Ps. My new solo album drops the 3rd Tuesday in October.

[www.juliancasablancas.com]
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Cheap Shot
09/15/09

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I still have my NY Post cover with Scott Weiland that reads "ROCK STAR DRUG BUST". Making it into a T-shirt.
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bytememehard
09/15/09

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Let's hope he appears on Dr. Drew's Celebrity Rehab!
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DahlELama
09/15/09

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I'm not sure "rock star goes to rehab" really constitutes a "wild rumor," but hey, if it's true, I hope he gets well soon.
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Shelwood
09/15/09

@DahlELama: Yeah, better a small fortune as he takes a small time out to go to rehab than a small fortune and "Rock Star Dies in Pool of Own Vomit". Let's stop shaming the ones who get help before it's too late. Good luck in your recovery, Al, if that's what you're up to.
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timeoutofmind
08/30/09

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Get a Beatles book, dingbat.

Now, who sang "I am the Walrus" ??

lookitup.
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Foster Kamer
08/31/09

Thank you @Pearls. Exactly. The Walrus was, according to Glass Onion, Paul. So @timeoutofmind, fuckoff, and don't talk to me about The Beatles. I get stabby.
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Banjo-Sea Kitten
08/30/09

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It continues to amaze and horrify me this Jon and Kate story. The worst fiction writer in the world could not have come up with an unfolding narrative such as this. Just when you think they've reached the final plateau of cheese and self-indulgence, nope, there's a new horizon. Even Jackie Collins has standards.
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