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    Michael Bay's Victoria's Secret Ad, as Subtle as a Raging Teenage Boner

    Brave Models Scale Scary Skyscraper to Sell Bras

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    Image of EBone EBone
    12/08/09

    In reply to Michael Bay's Victoria's Secret Ad, as Subtle as a Raging Teenage Boner
    Admit it: Michael Bay is the Chuck Norris of panty-commercial directors.
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    Image of MisterMustard MisterMustard
    12/08/09

    In reply to Michael Bay's Victoria's Secret Ad, as Subtle as a Raging Teenage Boner
    Say what you want, the man knows his audience and it's sixteen to eighteen year old boys making their first lingerie purchase cause they think women actually want that shit.
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    Dave J. promoted this comment MisterMustard was starred MisterMustard was unstarred
    Image of Dave J. Dave J.
    12/08/09

    @MisterMustard: They....don't? [hurries back to mall]
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    Image of MisterMustard MisterMustard
    12/08/09

    @Dave J.: Ha! brilliant. Thanks for the laugh.
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    Image of Niko Bellic Niko Bellic
    12/08/09

    In reply to Michael Bay's Victoria's Secret Ad, as Subtle as a Raging Teenage Boner
    You don't get it. It's intentional parody! He used all those hot women in lingerie, and still managed to avoid making a single scene that's actually sexy. Fucking genius!
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    Edited by Niko Bellic at 12/08/09 10:36 AM Niko Bellic was starred Niko Bellic was unstarred
    Image of missdelite missdelite
    12/08/09

    @Niko Bellic: I'm curious to know what you consider is a sexy (lingerie) ad. Any examples?
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    Niko Bellic promoted this comment missdelite was starred missdelite was unstarred
    Image of Niko Bellic Niko Bellic
    12/08/09

    @missdelite: Why would you be curious? You really can't think of anything sexier than this shit?

    If you are saying that there are no better ads out there, that may very well be true. Doesn't change the fact that this sucks. Although, to be fair, I should mention that I am over forty.
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    Edited by Niko Bellic at 12/08/09 6:18 PM Niko Bellic was starred Niko Bellic was unstarred
    Image of missdelite missdelite
    12/08/09

    @Niko Bellic: Defensive, much?

    I was just curious. That's all.

    Yes, there are ads I find sexier than this one, but my taste may not be similar to yours.

    Sorry I asked.
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    Image of Niko Bellic Niko Bellic
    12/08/09

    @missdelite: If your taste is good, we have the same taste. Sorry I exploded like a Michael Bay metaphor.
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    Image of missdelite missdelite
    12/08/09

    @Niko Bellic: No worries.

    I'm partial to this one: it's cute and saucy, with just a hint of seduction.
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    Image of shwahaha shwahaha
    12/08/09

    In reply to Michael Bay's Victoria's Secret Ad, as Subtle as a Raging Teenage Boner
    At first I questioned his ability to work a helicopter into this somehow. I thought, "How can it be done?"

    Apparently it can be done with ease and I will never make this mistake of doubting Michael Bay's ability to relate boobs to army machinery ever again.
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    Little Green Frog (Wise Latina) promoted this comment shwahaha was starred shwahaha was unstarred
    Image of newsnun newsnun
    12/08/09

    In reply to Michael Bay's Victoria's Secret Ad, as Subtle as a Raging Teenage Boner
    Hmm, all I thought of was how these women look like they could use a decent meal. But then again, I'm a woman so clearly these ads weren't meant for me (VS is cheap shit anyway).
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    Image of eXo eXo
    12/08/09

    @newsnun: I bet your the type that gets reallllly offended if anyone were to dare insult a women by suggesting she is overweight. yet making comments like "they could use a decent meal" is somehow perfectly fine. You don't have to be plump to be healthy, and just because one is thin doesn't mean they are starving, have an eating disorder, or are otherwise wasting away.
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    lukeoneil47 promoted this comment eXo was starred eXo was unstarred
    Image of lukeoneil47 lukeoneil47
    12/08/09

    @eXo: Can't wait to see how this episode turns out!
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    Image of pooks pooks
    12/08/09

    @eXo: Take it over to Jezebel, ladies.
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    Image of CumaeanSibyl CumaeanSibyl
    12/08/09

    @pooks: Aw, come on, I wanted to see them throw down. CATFIGHT! CATFIGHT! CATFIGHT!
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    Image of eXo eXo
    12/08/09

    @pooks: I'm a 30 year old straight male. ;) I just get sick of overweight women acting like any women who is actually attractive must be a crack whore, have an eating problem, or some other issue that makes them horrible.
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    Image of pooks pooks
    12/08/09

    @eXo: I'm a (cough) year old female, and I'm wholeheartedly with you on this issue.
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    Image of thatgirlinnewyork thatgirlinnewyork
    12/08/09

    @newsnun: your second point is well worth noting: don't buy grown women this cheap shit. agreed!
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    Image of TheSometimesWhy TheSometimesWhy
    12/08/09

    In reply to Michael Bay's Victoria's Secret Ad, as Subtle as a Raging Teenage Boner
    There once was a director named Bay,
    His films were quite a display
    of bad taste/soft porn
    which sold much popcorn
    From film making I wish he'd stay 'way.

    (Author's note: Just be glad Mr. Bay isn't from Nantucket.)
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    Image of CrayonSmoothie CrayonSmoothie
    12/08/09

    @TheSometimesWhy: Or Phuket.
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    TheSometimesWhy promoted this comment CrayonSmoothie was starred CrayonSmoothie was unstarred
    Image of TheSometimesWhy TheSometimesWhy
    12/08/09

    @CrayonSmoothie: I was trying to save a little something for the honeymoon, CS.
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    Image of Pessimippopotamus Pessimippopotamus
    12/08/09

    In reply to Michael Bay's Victoria's Secret Ad, as Subtle as a Raging Teenage Boner
    IT HAS EVERYTHING! HOT WOMEN! AND CARS! AND HELICOPTERS! AND BIKES! AND FIRE! AND KNIVES! MORE CARS! PLANES! EXPLOSIONS!!!!!!!!!
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    Image of TheClap TheClap
    12/08/09

    In reply to Michael Bay's Victoria's Secret Ad, as Subtle as a Raging Teenage Boner
    Wait, so that wasnt just Transformers with the robots removed?
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    Mo MoDo promoted this comment TheClap was starred TheClap was unstarred
    Image of Uncle_Billy_Slumming Uncle_Billy_Slumming
    12/08/09

    In reply to Michael Bay's Victoria's Secret Ad, as Subtle as a Raging Teenage Boner
    Yeah, can you explain that? I had a raging boner that only went down a little at night between the ages of 12 and 35. Didn't matter what manner of abuse befell it, it just wouldn't go down. Very very awkward and thank goodness for large books and backpacks.
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    Image of CrayonSmoothie CrayonSmoothie
    12/08/09

    @Uncle_Billy_Slumming: You too?! Wow I thought I was the only one.
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    Uncle_Billy_Slumming promoted this comment CrayonSmoothie was starred CrayonSmoothie was unstarred
    Image of Uncle_Billy_Slumming Uncle_Billy_Slumming
    12/08/09

    @CrayonSmoothie:

    Yes, and even flicking didn't work. We should have some sort of therapy group.
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    Image of Kimrod Kimrod
    12/08/09

    @#c17398651:

    Sitting in class in 7th grade, watching the clock in horror, three mintes to the bell 'til the end of class, raging hard-on not letting up and poking out of right pants pocket.

    Oh Shit!

    Sitting in class in 11th grade, watching....
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    Uncle_Billy_Slumming promoted this comment Edited by Kimrod at 12/08/09 8:31 AM Kimrod was starred Kimrod was unstarred
    Image of atotalcad atotalcad
    12/08/09

    @Uncle_Billy_Slumming: Yeah, nothing like pointing at the north pole without using your hands.
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    Image of krasny krasny
    12/08/09

    In reply to Michael Bay's Victoria's Secret Ad, as Subtle as a Raging Teenage Boner
    Michael Bay is a fucking genius. He's what-- 30, 40? And yet he's in-tune with 15 year old boys everywhere.

    You don't come across savants like that everyday.
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    Image of missdelite missdelite
    12/08/09

    @krasny: I've never met a 15 yo boy in Victoria's Secret.
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    missdelite was starred missdelite was unstarred
    Image of PamBeesley PamBeesley
    12/08/09

    @missdelite: Go look under thier mattresses. Or is all porn online these days? Do boys today even bother with the VS catalogs anymore? I feel old.
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    lukeoneil47 promoted this comment PamBeesley was starred PamBeesley was unstarred
    Image of lukeoneil47 lukeoneil47
    12/08/09

    @PamBeesley: Define "boy."
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    lukeoneil47 was starred lukeoneil47 was unstarred
    Image of PamBeesley PamBeesley
    12/08/09

    @lukeoneil47: 12-15 year old male.
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    PamBeesley was starred PamBeesley was unstarred
    Image of lukeoneil47 lukeoneil47
    12/08/09

    @PamBeesley: Hmm, ok. Now define "male."
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    Image of GreyHammer GreyHammer
    12/08/09

    @PamBeesley: while i know what you're talking about i think mine was the last generation forced to find VS catalogs and SI swimsuit issues. the internet makes finding naked women super easy and they all know that by about age 7. kids today are spoiled they see full frontal before nap time.
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    Image of missdelite missdelite
    12/08/09

    @PamBeesley: Well, I meant I've never met a 15 yo boy who wore VS, cause apparently that's their target demographic.
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    missdelite was starred missdelite was unstarred
    Image of sfBirdie sfBirdie
    08/12/09

    In reply to Brave Models Scale Scary Skyscraper to Sell Bras
    You have to have two breakfasts when you puke the first one up before 9.
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    Image of GORDONGARTRELLE GORDONGARTRELLE
    08/12/09

    In reply to Brave Models Scale Scary Skyscraper to Sell Bras
    Bras, brah!
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    iplaudius promoted this comment GORDONGARTRELLE was starred GORDONGARTRELLE was unstarred
    Image of iplaudius iplaudius
    08/12/09

    In reply to Brave Models Scale Scary Skyscraper to Sell Bras

    Last hour I passed an oversize Victoria’s Secret poster with Lindsay Ellingson front and center. I just stopped and stared. She is a goddess walking among us.
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    Image of atlasfugged atlasfugged
    08/12/09

    @iplaudius: Notwithstanding Understater's blasphemy below, I feel the same about Alessandra Ambrosio.
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    iplaudius promoted this comment atlasfugged was starred atlasfugged was unstarred
    Image of Understater Understater
    08/11/09

    In reply to Brave Models Scale Scary Skyscraper to Sell Bras
    Alessandra Ambrosio is cross-eyed as all get-out.
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    Image of Claire Buoyant Claire Buoyant
    08/11/09

    In reply to Brave Models Scale Scary Skyscraper to Sell Bras
    Two breakfasts? Do they get workers' comp if they can't fit into those skimpy outfits any more? And you, on the left -- stay out of the tanning booth. It'll kill ya.
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    Claire Buoyant was starred Claire Buoyant was unstarred
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