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    Michael Bay's Victoria's Secret Ad, as Subtle as a Raging Teenage Boner

    Brave Models Scale Scary Skyscraper to Sell Bras

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    Image of EBone EBone
    12/08/09

    In reply to Michael Bay's Victoria's Secret Ad, as Subtle as a Raging Teenage Boner
    Admit it: Michael Bay is the Chuck Norris of panty-commercial directors.
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    Image of Niko Bellic Niko Bellic
    12/08/09

    In reply to Michael Bay's Victoria's Secret Ad, as Subtle as a Raging Teenage Boner
    You don't get it. It's intentional parody! He used all those hot women in lingerie, and still managed to avoid making a single scene that's actually sexy. Fucking genius!
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    Edited by Niko Bellic at 12/08/09 10:36 AM Niko Bellic was starred Niko Bellic was unstarred
    Image of missdelite missdelite
    12/08/09

    @Niko Bellic: I'm curious to know what you consider is a sexy (lingerie) ad. Any examples?
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    Image of Niko Bellic Niko Bellic
    12/08/09

    @missdelite: Why would you be curious? You really can't think of anything sexier than this shit?

    If you are saying that there are no better ads out there, that may very well be true. Doesn't change the fact that this sucks. Although, to be fair, I should mention that I am over forty.
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    Edited by Niko Bellic at 12/08/09 6:18 PM Niko Bellic was starred Niko Bellic was unstarred
    Image of missdelite missdelite
    12/08/09

    @Niko Bellic: Defensive, much?

    I was just curious. That's all.

    Yes, there are ads I find sexier than this one, but my taste may not be similar to yours.

    Sorry I asked.
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    Image of Niko Bellic Niko Bellic
    12/08/09

    @missdelite: If your taste is good, we have the same taste. Sorry I exploded like a Michael Bay metaphor.
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    Image of missdelite missdelite
    12/08/09

    @Niko Bellic: No worries.

    I'm partial to this one: it's cute and saucy, with just a hint of seduction.
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    Image of TheSometimesWhy TheSometimesWhy
    12/08/09

    In reply to Michael Bay's Victoria's Secret Ad, as Subtle as a Raging Teenage Boner
    There once was a director named Bay,
    His films were quite a display
    of bad taste/soft porn
    which sold much popcorn
    From film making I wish he'd stay 'way.

    (Author's note: Just be glad Mr. Bay isn't from Nantucket.)
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    Image of CrayonSmoothie CrayonSmoothie
    12/08/09

    @TheSometimesWhy: Or Phuket.
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    TheSometimesWhy promoted this comment CrayonSmoothie was starred CrayonSmoothie was unstarred
    Image of TheSometimesWhy TheSometimesWhy
    12/08/09

    @CrayonSmoothie: I was trying to save a little something for the honeymoon, CS.
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    Image of Pessimippopotamus Pessimippopotamus
    12/08/09

    In reply to Michael Bay's Victoria's Secret Ad, as Subtle as a Raging Teenage Boner
    IT HAS EVERYTHING! HOT WOMEN! AND CARS! AND HELICOPTERS! AND BIKES! AND FIRE! AND KNIVES! MORE CARS! PLANES! EXPLOSIONS!!!!!!!!!
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    Image of Uncle_Billy_Slumming Uncle_Billy_Slumming
    12/08/09

    In reply to Michael Bay's Victoria's Secret Ad, as Subtle as a Raging Teenage Boner
    Yeah, can you explain that? I had a raging boner that only went down a little at night between the ages of 12 and 35. Didn't matter what manner of abuse befell it, it just wouldn't go down. Very very awkward and thank goodness for large books and backpacks.
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    Image of CrayonSmoothie CrayonSmoothie
    12/08/09

    @Uncle_Billy_Slumming: You too?! Wow I thought I was the only one.
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    Uncle_Billy_Slumming promoted this comment CrayonSmoothie was starred CrayonSmoothie was unstarred
    Image of Uncle_Billy_Slumming Uncle_Billy_Slumming
    12/08/09

    @CrayonSmoothie:

    Yes, and even flicking didn't work. We should have some sort of therapy group.
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    Image of Kimrod Kimrod
    12/08/09

    @#c17398651:

    Sitting in class in 7th grade, watching the clock in horror, three mintes to the bell 'til the end of class, raging hard-on not letting up and poking out of right pants pocket.

    Oh Shit!

    Sitting in class in 11th grade, watching....
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    Uncle_Billy_Slumming promoted this comment Edited by Kimrod at 12/08/09 8:31 AM Kimrod was starred Kimrod was unstarred
    Image of atotalcad atotalcad
    12/08/09

    @Uncle_Billy_Slumming: Yeah, nothing like pointing at the north pole without using your hands.
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    Image of Conchie Birdie Conchie Birdie
    08/12/09

    In reply to Brave Models Scale Scary Skyscraper to Sell Bras
    You have to have two breakfasts when you puke the first one up before 9.
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    Image of GORDONGARTRELLE GORDONGARTRELLE
    08/12/09

    In reply to Brave Models Scale Scary Skyscraper to Sell Bras
    Bras, brah!
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    iplaudius promoted this comment GORDONGARTRELLE was starred GORDONGARTRELLE was unstarred
    Image of iplaudius iplaudius
    08/12/09

    In reply to Brave Models Scale Scary Skyscraper to Sell Bras

    Last hour I passed an oversize Victoria’s Secret poster with Lindsay Ellingson front and center. I just stopped and stared. She is a goddess walking among us.
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    Image of atlasfugged atlasfugged
    08/12/09

    @iplaudius: Notwithstanding Understater's blasphemy below, I feel the same about Alessandra Ambrosio.
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    iplaudius promoted this comment atlasfugged was starred atlasfugged was unstarred
    Image of Understater Understater
    08/11/09

    In reply to Brave Models Scale Scary Skyscraper to Sell Bras
    Alessandra Ambrosio is cross-eyed as all get-out.
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    Image of Claire Buoyant Claire Buoyant
    08/11/09

    In reply to Brave Models Scale Scary Skyscraper to Sell Bras
    Two breakfasts? Do they get workers' comp if they can't fit into those skimpy outfits any more? And you, on the left -- stay out of the tanning booth. It'll kill ya.
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    Image of ChillbearLatrigue ChillbearLatrigue
    08/11/09

    In reply to Brave Models Scale Scary Skyscraper to Sell Bras
    My God, I need a bra right now.
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    Image of CoffeyWasHere CoffeyWasHere
    08/11/09

    In reply to Brave Models Scale Scary Skyscraper to Sell Bras
    all i see when i look at this pic are four elbow vaginae.
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    momo promoted this comment CoffeyWasHere was starred CoffeyWasHere was unstarred
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