that pic is hilarious. Could Reinhardt look any more into himself? Clearly Paris is completely incidental.
Also -- on the Nick Cage thing: from what I've observed knowing Francis tangentially, the Coppola's are conscientious, tight and put family first. #parishilton
@themediatrix: Cage's Pop was a great guy--he put the "cur" in curmudgeon in the best way possible. He liked his wine, his red meat, and as I recall, he smoked like a burning tire factory. Extremely ascerbic, insightful, unsentimental, yet caring. My condolences to his family for their considerable loss.
damn, i'd do him in that little tutu dress and those white socks. He could throw my phone out the limo window and choke me any day of the week #parishilton
Paris' chokey BF is cute in a Patrick Bateman sort of way. But how chokey could he be with those ladyguns? I think Barbra Streisand has more diesel arms than he does. #parishilton
god, WHAT is gawker's obsession with michael lucas? sure he's got a huge prick, but seriously - that lip collagen is TERRIFYING
than again, watching the look of HORROR as he recounts his weekends, in detail, for those tight assed housewives - THAT would make for excellent television. can we have robyn byrd narrate it while wearing her macreme bikini, please? (I once saw her splay legged in the surf in the pines, and thought "they'll never get that smell out of the ocean, now")
@bytememehard: Brilliant plan. Clearly they just need to market a surf-and-turf-style combo with a half a baby and a half a puppy for those who relish a little variety.
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Also -- on the Nick Cage thing: from what I've observed knowing Francis tangentially, the Coppola's are conscientious, tight and put family first. #parishilton
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than again, watching the look of HORROR as he recounts his weekends, in detail, for those tight assed housewives - THAT would make for excellent television. can we have robyn byrd narrate it while wearing her macreme bikini, please? (I once saw her splay legged in the surf in the pines, and thought "they'll never get that smell out of the ocean, now")
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Application to the forward is no way to derive the optimal nutritional value from an infant.
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"forehead"
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