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Peggy Noonan Is Worried About The President
Crazy Congresswoman to Appear on Crazy Radio Program

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Steverino Begins
10/02/09

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"Mom, what are you talking about? You're not that old. You're not going to die soon...mom, I don't know if people still care about the Sarah Palin 'bullshit' thing you said!...no, it won't affect your legacy. Stop asking me...hey, the soccer field's up here, can you drop me off?"
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onebadclam
10/02/09

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What is June Cleaver on quaaludes, Alex?
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Baroness
10/02/09

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"Stop reading this and ask whoever's nearby, "Do you find yourself wondering whether Noonan's being drunky and hypocritical again?" I do not think you are going to get, "No."
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If_I_Had_a_Poodle
10/02/09

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goddamn pareene

she was always mean and scary; now she's completely nuts
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Botswana Meat Commission FC
10/02/09

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Remember when she referred to Wonkette as the "dizzy kids"... Fun times.
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lostarchitect
10/02/09

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That's a lot of commas.
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Pope John Peeps II
10/02/09

@lostarchitect: and some pointless em-dashes
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msquared
10/02/09

@Pope John Peeps II: Oh, what would Safire say?
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Pope John Peeps II
10/02/09

@msquared: Hopefully that they were unnecessary. If you use commas judiciously you probably won't need to use the em-dash.
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Bottle-Of-Smoke
10/02/09

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For a while now Peggy has been locked in an epic battle with George Will for my own personal "People Whom I Can't, for the Life of Me, Figure Out Why They Are Given a Platform for Punditry by the Mainstream Media When They Should Instead be Ridiculed and Poked with Sharp Objects Award".

They're the Shackleton and Amundsen of inanity.
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TRexstasy
10/02/09

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Oh, Peggy, just fix yourself another liquid Valium spritzer and go pass out in a dressing room at Bergdorf's, mkay?
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BettyCrocker
10/02/09

@TRexstasy: Love. You. I totally got a visual of her and Maureen Dowd passed out in an akimbo heap of batshittery, getting berber prints in their saggy cheeks.
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Accidental Billionaire
06/30/09

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You don't believe in the new world order?

Let me tell you, the Bildirburg group is POWERFUL.

THEY COME INTO MY ROOM AND TOUCH ME AT NIGHT. And I let them, because NWO turns me on sexually. And it does to you too.

STOP THIS MILITARY PSYOP BS. You're just jealous of BERNANKE.

THAT GUY'S SECRET SERVICE ALL THE WAY.

GOLD STANDARD
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GitEmSteveDave_DefinesTurgid
06/30/09

@Widget Economist: I fear the buildabear group.

You forgot:

"Google it!" or

"It's mainstream media!" or

"Obama uses neruolingustics!"
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GitEmSteveDave_DefinesTurgid
06/29/09

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For a experiment, I listened to Alex Jones for a month. The man is completely off his rocker. He goes off about how Haliburton and corrupt judges are paid to kidnap children through DYFS, and then sell them around the world as sex slaves, at a rate of at least a million kids a year, b/c they find families "horrible" and want to destroy the family structure of everyone. Or about how XBOX's are going to do full body scans so they can send swat teams using census gathered GPS coordinates and/or cruise missles which will verify your biometric data before killing you.

He is also a master of contradicting himself. In one ad, he will tell you that the soil in the USA has not been able to produce food w/enough nutrients for us to survive since the 1960's. Then, he advertises a few minutes later these "seed vaults", which you can use to plant gardens and crops which will provide you with the food you will need to resist the NWO for years to come. So which is it? His "Emergency Broadcast" the first Saturday of the Swine Flu outbreak was amazing. He was actually talking about locking himself and his staff in the studio to protect themselves from this NWO spread bio-weapon. Then, by Friday, he was telling people how he had been saying since Saturday that this was all a hoax, and the "real" bio-weapon was coming in a few months.

I do think he believes everything he says, which doesn't help matter much.
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ligmasagbatch
06/30/09

@SeniorPonzologist_GitEmSteveDa...: The Xbox thing is hilarious. Dude has been watching Minority Report a little too often.
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GitEmSteveDave_DefinesTurgid
06/30/09

@ligmasagbatch: Don't get him started on the surveillance blimps. Now I will try to get this correct: The government has been stealing/collecting biometric data and full naked body scans from you from the airports. They then combine this with DNA which is illegally taken from everyone born in the last 30 years, and sent to eugenics labs. This data is then linked to the blimps which float 80,000 feet above every city and you can see them and their sensor blisters w/a telescope. They use those to document your "gait profile", so they can track you anywhere in the world, and can frame you for any crime they want to. And they also make Larry King cover it up.

Here is a video featuring the audio from the show I got it from. It starts at about 5:00 in:
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BoKnowsMagic
06/29/09

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They're coming for our pocket knives now?! They've already banned 8 out of 10?! Soon they'll have us eating with chop sticks! CHOP STICKS!!
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onebadclam
06/29/09

@Bulkington: They came for our sporks, and I said nothing...
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Hockeymom
06/29/09

@onebadclam: I'm laughing very hard. When our kids were very young and screaming every minute...the one thing that would calm them down was driving thru Boston Market and asking for sporks. I'd get a diet coke and a spork. And they would fall asleep with their plastic sporks clutched in their grimy little hands.
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onebadclam
06/29/09

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Gawker needs a Hitler Day, where all articles contain at least one comparison to Ol' Adolf.
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WitchfinderGeneral
06/29/09

@onebadclam: Love your Mao avatar, btw.
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onebadclam
06/29/09

@WitchfinderGeneral: I use it because it so resembles my baby picture.
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Michael Forian
06/29/09

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Alex is entertaining! I've watched a lot of his movies and listened to his radio show. The one thing that he does quite well is backing up his theories. They all have factual evidence. Though, some might seem a tad far fetched.

Nevertheless, he is passionate about what he does, so good for him

Cheers,

Michael
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MissNormaDesmond
06/30/09

@Michael Forian: I'm betting that your idea of what constitutes "factual evidence" and mine diverge widely.
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