It’s 2015, and Men Are Still Being Pussies About Eating Pussy

According to what I’ve been reading, the year is 2015, and men are still refusing to eat pussies. What are you—crazy?

According to what I’ve been reading, the year is 2015, and men are still refusing to eat pussies. What are you—crazy?
Looks like Paul Fusco is going to get his ALF movie after all.
Paul Fusco, who is not only the creator of beloved 80's sci-fi sitcom ALF but also the voice and principal puppeteer of the show's titular character, recently told The Hollywood Reporter he feels the world is ready for the diminutive Melmackian's triumphant return.
What follows is a dispatch from Joe Muto, formerly known as the Fox Mole, written shortly after he revealed himself on Gawker earlier this month. This morning, Muto's apartment was raided by investigators for the New York County District Attorney's Office, who seized his computer, mobile phone and tablet computer in…
Everybody loved ALF in the 1980s, but it wasn't until the Emmy winning cartoon hit the airwaves that anybody really understood him. His name was Gordon, and before his planet of Melmac was blown to smithereens he had a family.
"ALF is back! And I don't mean in pog form." There are ALF reruns on WGN now, yall.