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    Image of mladen mladen
    11/24/09

    In reply to Tinsley Mortimer's Reality Show Is Already Criminal
    I misread "Papa John" as "Robert John."

    Of "Sad Eyes Look The Other Way" fame.

    Him plus the Gag would be a duet for the ages.

    But only in front of an audience of polar bears.

    The human ones.
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    Image of Magister Magister
    11/24/09

    In reply to Tinsley Mortimer's Reality Show Is Already Criminal
    Perhaps it's too early in the morning, but for a brief moment I read "Papa John" as "Doctor John" and thought that'd be one hell of a performance.
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    Image of Conchie Birdie Conchie Birdie
    10/22/09

    In reply to Ali Wise, Attacked and Defended
    Please, no book. Next thing you know it'll be an album, or a reality show, or a twitter account... the possibilities are endless! Stop it before it begins! #aliwise
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    Image of StonedAndDethroned StonedAndDethroned
    10/22/09

    In reply to Ali Wise, Attacked and Defended
    If she's crazy enough to be seen in public with both a Manic Panic streak in her hair and someone who has obviously had surgery on their mouth to allow them to suck more than one cock at a time, she's crazy enough to do anything. #aliwise
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    Image of StonedAndDethroned StonedAndDethroned
    10/22/09

    @StonedAndDethroned: Oh fuck! Is she the one with the two dick mouth?!? Maybe the mens do love her... #aliwise
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    Image of MissNormaDesmond MissNormaDesmond
    10/22/09

    In reply to Ali Wise, Attacked and Defended
    Did the friend sound like she was reading from something? Or did you perhaps hear anyone in the background prompting her -- "Tell him I could write a book! Wait, tell him I am writing a book, titled, 'Things I Learned from Hacking Your Voicemail'! Wait, no, don't tell him that." #aliwise
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    Image of DahlELama DahlELama
    10/22/09

    @MissNormaDesmond: Sounds like a "Georgina Sparks is in the background" kind of situation. #aliwise
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    Image of KikiCanuck KikiCanuck
    10/22/09

    In reply to Ali Wise, Attacked and Defended
    This just in - Ali Wise will unhinge her jaw and swallow you whole, taking many days to slowly digest you as she hacks your voicemail. Allegedly. And as documented by this photo. #aliwise
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    Image of heartbreakturnip heartbreakturnip
    10/22/09

    In reply to Ali Wise, Attacked and Defended
    Do blue streaks make your hair get greasy and frayed, or is it just greasy and frayed girls who get blue streaks? #aliwise
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    Image of scroll_lock scroll_lock
    10/22/09

    In reply to Ali Wise, Attacked and Defended
    Email from a friend lauding and defending her. Surrrrrrrre it was from a friend.... #aliwise
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    Image of notsofresh notsofresh
    10/22/09

    In reply to Ali Wise, Attacked and Defended
    Wait-- "vivacious" is supposed to be good? #aliwise
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    Image of resipsaloquacious resipsaloquacious
    10/22/09

    In reply to Ali Wise, Attacked and Defended
    A little wider... there you go. Good girl. #aliwise
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    10/22/09

    In reply to Ali Wise, Attacked and Defended
    Back in the day, Ali is the type of chick who would get a drink dumped in her hair if she came into a downtown bar. Now New York is virtually coated with these wretched "pretty" and half-evil females. Not even smart or fully evil enough to get away with their crimes. #aliwise
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    Image of FormerEnglishMajor FormerEnglishMajor
    10/22/09

    @BookishLookish: It's a supply/demand thing. New York also happens to be waist-deep in guys who prefer this type of arm-candy. CBGB's would no more make it today than a Miley Cyrus would in 1979. #aliwise
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    Image of Uncle_Billy_Slumming Uncle_Billy_Slumming
    10/22/09

    @BookishLookish:

    In video, veritas. #aliwise
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    10/22/09

    @Uncle_Billy_Slumming: Some pipes on that girl, huh? #aliwise
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    Image of Uncle_Billy_Slumming Uncle_Billy_Slumming
    10/22/09

    @BookishLookish:

    Her kids' friends: "Dude, that's your mom!" #aliwise
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    Image of goetz goetz
    10/22/09

    @BookishLookish: She and Harry Anderson were so good together. #aliwise
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    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    10/22/09

    In reply to Ali Wise, Attacked and Defended
    "She is funny (CRAZY), smart (CRAZY), pretty (CRAZY), vivacious (CRAAAAZY) and guys have always LOVED her (because she's crazy, and if there's one thing that a disappointing number of guys love, it's fucking crazy chicks.)" #aliwise
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    Image of pollyannacowgirl pollyannacowgirl
    10/22/09

    @morninggloria: It's true. A lot of them like the drama, apparently. #aliwise
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    10/22/09

    @pollyannacowgirl, @morninggloria: You should totally just swear off guys for like a month. #aliwise
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    Image of pollyannacowgirl pollyannacowgirl
    10/22/09

    @goetz: I have. I'm married.

    But we're both sane and enjoy harmony and a healthy relationship. #aliwise
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    Image of goetz goetz
    10/22/09

    In reply to Ali Wise, Attacked and Defended
    Wait -- she's funny, smart, pretty, and vivacious? INNOCENT. #aliwise
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    Image of Spirit Fingers Spirit Fingers
    10/22/09

    In reply to Ali Wise, Attacked and Defended
    You know what I want to declare over? Blue hair streaks. Yeah, no, it's kinda like when you first heard a Wall Street poseur saying "jiggy" or "fo'shizzle." I mean really, what person, who believes they're a socialite or whatever, goes to a hair salon and says "blue streaks" and doesn't just laugh and say, "I'm joking, I like diamonds." #aliwise
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    Image of MisterMustard MisterMustard
    10/22/09

    In reply to Ali Wise, Attacked and Defended
    In her defense...Muscle Milk Light is amazing. #aliwise
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