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ClaraBow
08/19/09

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In the 50 billion interviews this guy has done, I have never once heard him say anything positive about himself. Maybe a little more self esteem might get this guy laid.
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VoxPopuli
08/19/09

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Robert Pattinson is weird looking and has crazy hair and zero melanin. He's like a fey zombie. But he has money, so I don't know why he can't get azz either.
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Perhaps Not
08/19/09

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Way to go, Mariah! In a related story, I am absenting myself from consideration for the PEN Awards this year. "You haven't finished your novel," says you? "Shut the fuck up," says I.
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VoxPopuli
08/19/09

@Perhaps Not: Yeah, I took myself out of consideration for the Nobel Prize. Yeah, all of the categories. The Nobel people took it very graciously.
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Victor Ward
08/19/09

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ROBERT, STOP PRETENDING TO LIKE GIRLS AND START MARRYING ME

Anyway!

I love Brad Pitt, really, he's great, but his being a pothead really explains the awful facial hair he's been sporting.
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Mike Byhoff
08/19/09

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Maybe, like, you're the one who's crazy, man, and, you know, everyone else is just so normal.
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Zanzibar Buck-Buck McFate
08/19/09

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Patty- Be a publicity whore! It will solve all your problemos!
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NoelleBlue
08/19/09

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This is possibly going to get me slaughtered.

But I somewhat believe Pattinson has a rather English sense of humor, and when he says crap like that is not aiming to be taken seriously. Taking the piss, as it were. *

*Disclaimers: I despise Twilight with every fiber of my being, I though the first movie was like a bad Sundance film meeting my nightmares(they MAGIC WAND-ED the sparkle effect on the sunlit parts of his face. I mean, really? You don't have more advanced editors than that?), and I would rather make out with Patton Oswald than Pattinson any day. Sparklepuss makes my eye twitch.

Thus the defense does not come naturally.
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Niko Bellic
08/19/09

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I want to go out with some models

It can be a tall order, I know. Try going out with one at a time, at first.
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Maura Johnston
08/19/09

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Wow, those Daily News reporters got spun hard on that Mariah story. Her album was going to come out before the 2010 Grammy deadline -- which is actually Aug. 31 -- until her Eminem dis track "Obsessed" (which was accompanied by a Brett Ratner-directed video where she dressed up in drag) didn't vault straight to No. 1 as expected. (The label is now saying that "Obsessed" wasn't *actually* the first single; it's now going the desperation-cover route, with a version of Foreigner's "I Want To Know What Love Is" set to come out soon.) The record is now coming out Sept. 29.

In sum, she didn't "withdraw herself" as much as the public took her out of the running. Way to swallow the PMK spin and get your facts wrong, Daily News!
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goetz
08/19/09

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So Mariah Carey doesn't want to lose again, or she doesn't want to give the Grammy judges the pleasure of rejecting her again?

And I think all women named Kimberly are some kind of nude "model," right?
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BitchyD
08/19/09

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Pattinson,
1.your creepy white skin tone
2.You're a dumb ass
The second is the reason your first wife will take you to the cleaners.
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FormerEnglishMajor
08/19/09

@BitchyD: You know, while I love your last comment - the film producers have him in a contract where he isn't allowed to get sun. The "BTVS" people did the same for their vampire folk too.
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taco-flavored-kisses
08/19/09

@FormerEnglishMajor: I dont think there IS sun in Britain....
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DahlELama
08/19/09

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From the very beginning, I said David Cook was destined for greatness. Well played, sir.
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