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    Image of Aatom Aatom
    11/30/09

    In reply to The New York Times is Not Amused by Jesus (Luz)
    We are all aware that we're using the term "dating" in some sort of perverse postmodern way that means anything but actually dating, right?
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    Image of manchops manchops
    11/30/09

    In reply to The New York Times is Not Amused by Jesus (Luz)
    I'm guessin this guy is seriously packin
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    Image of ShawnP ShawnP
    11/30/09

    In reply to The New York Times is Not Amused by Jesus (Luz)
    Perhaps Madonna should branch out into gospel.
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    Image of ShawnP ShawnP
    11/30/09

    @ShawnP: Shit. Embedding disabled.
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    Image of Conchie Birdie Conchie Birdie
    11/29/09

    In reply to The New York Times is Not Amused by Jesus (Luz)
    Wouldn't those Kabbalah people frown upon this? For shame, Madge, FOR SHAME!
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    Image of Baroness Baroness
    11/29/09

    In reply to The New York Times is Not Amused by Jesus (Luz)
    I hear he's nervous about his upcoming PhD dissertation in DJoreagraphy and throwing style-faces over the turntables. Bitch is living some sort of Zoolander dream.

    What must life mean for an unbright young man to aspire to become Samantha Ronson's iPod? Pretending to play trite music for horrible people night after night, and having to go home to that vortex of dominatricism.. fuck, the comedy writes itself.
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    11/29/09

    In reply to The New York Times is Not Amused by Jesus (Luz)
    Zhay-ZOOSE wept.
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    Image of Foster Kamer Foster Kamer
    11/29/09

    In reply to The New York Times is Not Amused by Jesus (Luz)
    Obligatory.
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    Image of If_I_Had_a_Poodle If_I_Had_a_Poodle
    11/29/09

    In reply to The New York Times is Not Amused by Jesus (Luz)
    The NYT was really really really late on this, no? Or is this what we called in the old days, "Turkey Copy" -- the evergreen feature story laid in months in advance for the looooong weekend.
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    Image of Zira Zira
    11/29/09

    In reply to The New York Times is Not Amused by Jesus (Luz)
    He'll be shopping around sex tapes of Madonna by next year.
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    If_I_Had_a_Poodle promoted this comment Zira was starred Zira was unstarred
    Image of If_I_Had_a_Poodle If_I_Had_a_Poodle
    11/29/09

    @Zira: I'd watch that
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    11/29/09

    @If_I_Had_a_Poodle:

    Just make sure you don't watch it on a full stomach. (Remember Madonna will be in it.)
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    Image of ParahSalin ParahSalin
    11/29/09

    @Zira: Other than her frighteningly sculpted and scarily veined arms, I thinks she's pretty hot. If she'd wear opera length gloves in the sex tape I'd definitely purchase it.
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    Image of Lysergic Asset Lysergic Asset
    11/29/09

    In reply to The New York Times is Not Amused by Jesus (Luz)
    The narcissistic/blasphemous "Jesus Loves You" shirt should win him the support of the Catholic community.

    Related: is the Times aiming for "barely" or "no" shred of dignity left?
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    11/29/09

    In reply to The New York Times is Not Amused by Jesus (Luz)
    Sure is pretty though.
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    Image of CheetoBurrito CheetoBurrito
    11/29/09

    @BookishLookish: He does have a nice rack, eh?
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    11/29/09

    @CheetoBurrito: Gadgeous.
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    Image of ParahSalin ParahSalin
    11/29/09

    @BookishLookish: I can't imagine what she sees in him. When you strip away the square jaw, the rippling abs, the piercing blue eyes, the thick head of tousled bed head hair, the perfect teeth, the tawny skin, the lush kissable lips, a 22 year old's sexual stamina combined with hot Latin blood that probably creates insatiable sexual desires, what does he really have to offer?
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    BookishLookish promoted this comment Edited by ParahSalin at 11/29/09 9:51 PM ParahSalin was starred ParahSalin was unstarred
    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    11/29/09

    @ParahSalin: Hmm. I bet he is very good at simple, amusing games and he can probably cook a bit, too. And I have never met a Brazilian who did not like to dance.
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    Image of La Mareada La Mareada
    11/29/09

    @ParahSalin: Madonna is only interested in him for his deep Kaballah energy.

    Kind of the way Irish Priests feel the holy spirit of their young charges or evangelical mega-church youth pastors enjoy the praise singing of the teen group.
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    11/29/09

    @La Mareada: Ah, but get right up close to him, he smells like cachaça and deep, deep consent.
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    Image of ParahSalin ParahSalin
    11/29/09

    @La Mareada: I have no doubt they are doing it religiously and with fervor!!!! Probably a few times a day.
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    Image of Baroness Baroness
    11/29/09

    @BookishLookish: I mistrust his wolfish blue eyes. They freak me . He must embody some Dolce Vita gigolo fantasy of Madonna's, I suppose. Which I can only applaud, though he's far from my type.
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    11/29/09

    @Baroness: I am really much more partial to the blonds these days, but still, I am very inclined to maintain a Good Neighbor Policy with Jesus.
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    Image of jrhys jrhys
    11/29/09

    @Baroness: He works for my Dolce Vita gigolo fantasy too!
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    Image of momof3wildkids momof3wildkids
    11/29/09

    In reply to The New York Times is Not Amused by Jesus (Luz)
    But, we still don't know if he was born in a manger.
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    Image of Atilla the Bun Atilla the Bun
    11/29/09

    @momof3wildkids: I don't think it is a coincidence that she is dating a guy named Jesus. Though I think that was a matter of P.R. rather divine intervention.
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    Image of jburnaway jburnaway
    11/26/09

    In reply to The Gawker Sarah Palin Slam Book: Bid on This Literary Treasure for Charity
    Foster, your mock/serious excitement almost makes me want to bid... unfortunately, I am only about 8 drinks into the night..... give me 4 more beers and I will SO win this thing
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    Image of Foster Kamer Foster Kamer
    11/27/09

    @jburnaway: Not at all mock! I am totes serious. You need to get more drunk and bid the fuck out of this thing. #TAXDEDUCTIBLE.
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    Image of jburnaway jburnaway
    11/27/09

    @Foster Kamer: #TAXDEDUCTIBLE =best hashtag EVER... and i just sobered up enough to realize sloane crosley signed it... ugh... cruel world!
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    Image of Jamie Peck Jamie Peck
    11/25/09

    In reply to The Gawker Sarah Palin Slam Book: Bid on This Literary Treasure for Charity
    Sorry to bust yr ballz again Foster, but I didn't write that ish about wolves. Anyone who knows me will tell you that my writing isn't half as legible as that.
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    Image of Foster Kamer Foster Kamer
    11/25/09

    @Hunter_Suicide: Surprises! Well then. You signed, didn't you? Mysteries!
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    Image of Jamie Peck Jamie Peck
    11/25/09

    @Foster Kamer: no, didn't think I was fancy enough. Note the wistful look on my face as I watch Bercovici go to town.
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    Image of misslinda misslinda
    11/24/09

    In reply to The Gawker Sarah Palin Slam Book: Bid on This Literary Treasure for Charity
    Yikes! Bidding is over a thousand bucks and nine days to go! You're over the limit for what I can get away with without my husband saying "what the hell did you buy???? You're NEVER even gonna to wear those shoes! I bet you can't even walk in them. Walk. Yes, now, WALK! You look like a moron and you're gonna kill yourself in those, enjoy the five hundred dollar blisters, idiot. And change your emergency contact info for when they cart you off to the emergency room in the wahmbulance, cause if it's a shoe-related injury, I ain't comin to get you."
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    Image of momof3wildkids momof3wildkids
    11/24/09

    @misslinda: It is back down to $700ish.... what happened?

    My husband would say something similar about shoes.....
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    Image of misslinda misslinda
    11/24/09

    @momof3wildkids: Oh really...hmm...another couple of days and it'll be down into my price range! And if I got another copy of her book (bargain bin, natch), I could strap them to my feet and wear them as shoes (just anticipating the "what the hell are you going to do with that? You're not even going to read it, and if you are, it's just going to make you angry. At least you can wear a pair of expensive shoes. Idiot." rant).
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