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    Image of TheMac TheMac
    05/26/09

    In reply to Buffy the Vampire Slayer Summoned to Destroy Bad Parents
    Heh. I'm kind of amused that anyone is really brave/stupid enough to mess with Whedonites.


    We have a little saying in the real Buffyverse. From beneath you it devours.

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    05/26/09

    In reply to Buffy the Vampire Slayer Summoned to Destroy Bad Parents
    Buffy without Joss Whedon or a sense of humor... hmmm. Why not just get rid of the heroine who actually does anything and you've got Twilight.
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    Image of TedSez TedSez
    05/26/09

    In reply to Buffy the Vampire Slayer Summoned to Destroy Bad Parents
    The fact that the woman who made the crappy original "Buffy" movie has wrested the property away from Joss Whedon and intends to ruin it further is terrible, terrible news. I genuinely expect a mob of fans to show up on her doorstep with stakes and torches.
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    05/26/09

    @TedSez: I can only think that the (!) at the end of "There's a glimmer on the horizon!" was meant to be sarcastic
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    Image of TedSez TedSez
    05/26/09

    @once: Yes -- I'm not disagreeing, but reiterating the point.
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    05/26/09

    \@apocalypse-nowish: Yes, but that doesn't make it right.
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    05/26/09

    In reply to Buffy the Vampire Slayer Summoned to Destroy Bad Parents
    Sarah Michelle Gellar will always be Buffy to me.
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    Image of El Matardillo El Matardillo
    05/26/09

    @uncivily obedient: Indeed.
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    Image of Spirit Fingers Spirit Fingers
    05/13/09

    In reply to Al Pacino and Leo DiCaprio Will Read Your Mind
    Aren't there like several network television shows about this same exact thing? The Mentalist, that other one about some magical type guy who can read minds or some such, and Psych, the adorably campy show about seeing thread on a rug and solving a murder with lots of 80's references and white man/black man shtick? So why are we thinking this movie will fail? Is it because Pacino now looks all tough and wrinkly like a 5 hr old turkey sausage link from IHop? Or is it because of Dicaprio's unfailing ability to annoy just everyone by playing tough-guy types with his baby face and Jack of the Titanic whisper-voice?
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    Image of Cheap Shot Cheap Shot
    05/13/09

    In reply to Al Pacino and Leo DiCaprio Will Read Your Mind
    I can't wait to see him screaming through the entire film.
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    Image of NinaHagen NinaHagen
    05/13/09

    In reply to Al Pacino and Leo DiCaprio Will Read Your Mind
    Hoo Ha?
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    Image of Inhaler Inhaler
    04/08/09

    In reply to Eldersex Is Comedy Gold
    Though I loved The Ring, I don't think that Verbinski is the right match for Bioshock. I don't see him capturing the aesthetic or spirit of the game.


    Unfortunately he has already been chosen so it's all for naught.


    Honestly though I think Sofia Coppola could have done an amazing job on it. She has a knack for capturing beauty and emotion with sparseness.

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    04/08/09

    In reply to Eldersex Is Comedy Gold
    When those insane diaper fetish guys get so old they actually need to wear diapers, I wonder if it's anticlimactic to them?
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    Image of miss_msry miss_msry
    04/08/09

    @scroll_lock:


    Just that mind image quashes my climax.

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    Image of Mike Jahn Mike Jahn
    04/08/09

    In reply to Eldersex Is Comedy Gold
    Eldersex is only really revolting when done with another elder. When done with someone 40 years younger, it's not half bad. I mention this in case you young'uns were wondering what us old guys are spending our Social Security checks -- and your futures -- on.
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    04/08/09

    @Mike Jahn: Is it the Viagra with an Ensure chaser that does the trick?
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    Image of depardoo depardoo
    04/08/09

    In reply to Eldersex Is Comedy Gold
    There will be something odd and out-of-place about Napoleon shouting "Hoo Hah!" at Waterloo.
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    Image of Monkeyrash Monkeyrash
    04/08/09

    In reply to Eldersex Is Comedy Gold
    Thanks for the squishy geezer sex before noon. I'll be skipping lunch.
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    Image of NotReadyForPrimeTime NotReadyForPrimeTime
    04/08/09

    href="#c11937643">depardoo:


    Stanley Kubrick must be rolling over in his grave.


    He was working on a Napoleon project for years.

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    Image of Smitros Smitros
    04/08/09

    In reply to Eldersex Is Comedy Gold
    It's sad to think that Leah Remini's breasts are in fact the face of Scientology.
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    04/08/09

    @Smitros: With Bijou Phillips as the body, and Jenna Elfman as the inane wit.
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    Image of CheetoBurrito CheetoBurrito
    04/08/09

    @overunderover: But who would be the teeth?
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    Image of City_Dater City_Dater
    04/08/09

    @CheetoBurrito:


    John Travolta.

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    04/08/09

    @CheetoBurrito: Paul Haggis
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    Image of NotReadyForPrimeTime NotReadyForPrimeTime
    04/08/09

    @CheetoBurrito:


    Tom Cruise IS the teeth of Scientology.


    In more ways than one.

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    Image of CheetoBurrito CheetoBurrito
    04/08/09

    In reply to Eldersex Is Comedy Gold
    Something very awkward about that Remini cover I can't put my finger on...
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    Image of Grim Reaper of the Forest Grim Reaper of the Forest
    04/08/09

    @CheetoBurrito: I think they photoshopped her waist so it looks like she is bending in both directions at once.
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    Image of overunderover overunderover
    04/08/09

    @CheetoBurrito: Yeah, her Scientology.
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    Image of NotReadyForPrimeTime NotReadyForPrimeTime
    04/08/09

    @CheetoBurrito:


    It's because she looks like she's about to SAY something, which is generally pretty uncomfortable.


    Between her Scientology drivel and her incoherent rambling about child-rearing, she should STFU.

     Reply
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    04/08/09

    In reply to Eldersex Is Comedy Gold
    I'm not watching TV again until James Belushi is cast as a lead again. Take that, Hollywood.
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    Image of mfnher mfnher
    04/08/09

    @overunderover: I'll only watch if they get someone who is way too good looking for him to be his costar. It only makes sense that fat, oafish men have size 0 hotties play their wives.
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