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    Apple Layoffs Today?

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    Image of Drunken Economist Drunken Economist
    03/05/09

    In reply to Apple Layoffs Today?
    Makes sense. The nixed being at MacWorld, now they nixed all the filler & stuffed shirts.


    One can only hope that the $$$ they save on 'Sales' they put into Development. Who else is going to code Snow Leopard? Sales?


    "Sales lies" -- old saying in the valley.

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    Image of unclevanya unclevanya
    03/03/09

    In reply to Apple Layoffs Today?
    It's the classic story: One day you're selling Apples, the next day you're selling oranges by the freeway ramp.
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    Image of Smitros Smitros
    03/03/09

    @unclevanya:


    Just don't compare them!

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    Image of Lizawithazee Lizawithazee
    03/03/09

    In reply to Apple Layoffs Today?
    At the core, Apple will never get a big piece of the enterprise pie.
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    03/03/09

    In reply to Apple Layoffs Today?
    I think it would be appeeling to work for Apple. I wonder if they'd pick me?
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    Image of BadUncle BadUncle
    03/03/09

    @scroll_lock: I believe you are the forbidden fruit.
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    03/03/09

    @BadUncle: That's what Granny Smith warned me about becoming!
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    Image of unclevanya unclevanya
    03/03/09

    In reply to Apple Layoffs Today?
    BTW, I just flipped through the business channels looking for bad reporting on this rumor, and both Fox Business and Fox News have gone completely dark.


    Maybe Roger Ailes just died, or else they just got the scoop on the Rapture and they've all gone home to Jesus.

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    03/03/09

    In reply to Apple Layoffs Today?
    Expect a lot of last-minute runs on expense accounts, especially the Three-Cupertini Lunch variety.
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    Image of ♥AntiSocialSocialite♥ ♥AntiSocialSocialite♥
    03/03/09

    In reply to Apple Layoffs Today?
    that picture is strangely appropriate.
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    03/03/09

    In reply to Apple Layoffs Today?
    Only Apple's core employees shall remain.
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    Image of Grim Reaper of the Forest Grim Reaper of the Forest
    03/03/09

    @scroll_lock: Hopefully they won't lose any seeds of creativity.
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    03/03/09

    @scroll_lock:

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    Image of Sproing Sproing
    03/03/09

    @scroll_lock: They're hanging on by the skin of their teeth.


    @BookishLookish: Fuck, that's awesome!

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    Image of Oy Veh (Informality Reigns) Oy Veh (Informality Reigns)
    03/03/09

    @scroll_lock: Biy, you were Johnny-Apple-on-the-spot with that.
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    Image of Oy Veh (Informality Reigns) Oy Veh (Informality Reigns)
    03/03/09

    @Oy Veh (Informality Reigns): UHMMMMM.. that was BOY not biy
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    Image of unclevanya unclevanya
    03/03/09

    @BookishLookish: I was looking for the Honeymooners "Chef of the Future" bit, but couldn't find it. Oh well...
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    03/03/09

    @Sproing: Those Mormons could get DOWN!
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    Image of Oy Veh (Informality Reigns) Oy Veh (Informality Reigns)
    03/03/09

    @BookishLookish: Now why doesn't anyone wear nifty onesies like that any more?
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    03/03/09

    @unclevanya: very esoteric!
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    03/03/09

    @Oy Veh (Informality Reigns): Amen. Spangle-strewn crotch purveyors they were. I miss the 70s more with each passing day.
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    03/03/09

    @BookishLookish: It's blocked here, but let me just say I'm sure it's great. @Sproing: @Oy Veh (Informality Reigns): @Grim Reaper of the Forest: The problems stemmed from poor management. Orange you glad you don't work for Apple?
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    03/03/09

    @scroll_lock: It is the Osmonds doing "One Bad Apple" in 1970.
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    03/03/09

    @BookishLookish: Wish I could enjoy the fruits of their labor.
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