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New York, 4:10 PM
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    Image of Foster Kamer Foster Kamer
    04:00 PM

    In reply to Scoring Sunday's Nuptials: In Which Will Ferrell Photobombs the NYT's Weddings
    ALSO NEF um hello Kristen Bell (who I've actually met! and kind of am in love with and no she didn't steal my coin from the Trevi Fountain or whatever fucking dumb Roman fountain that is) and Dax Shepard (who plays the model in the movie who used to be Ashton Koosher's brossistant on PUNK'D) are together. Maybe they met on the set?
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    Image of RandomLunatic RandomLunatic
    03:54 PM

    In reply to Scoring Sunday's Nuptials: In Which Will Ferrell Photobombs the NYT's Weddings
    I want there to be a site where you can create a Will Ferrell photobomb for any photo you choose. That should be the man's destiny. It's perfect.
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    Image of smhsmh smhsmh
    12/13/09

    In reply to Scoring Sunday's Nuptials: Super Special Awesome Crazy Vacation Vows Gallery Edition.
    Everyone in these articles are sooooooooo boring. They all are doctors or Jews or lawyers or WASPs from CT or blahblah. They all went to the same 20 schools. Occasionally they throw the gays a bone and have a semi-interesting about them. But even the gays are sort of trite - one is usually a decorator, architect or designer of some sort.

    Jesus Christ, I feel like I read the same goddamn announcement every week.
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    Image of Hiroine Protagonist Hiroine Protagonist
    12/14/09

    @smhsmh: It's just that people who get married in the winter are boring. Why would you do that? There are 6 fun months to get married in. The other six are because somebody's pregnant.
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    12/13/09

    In reply to Scoring Sunday's Nuptials: Super Special Awesome Crazy Vacation Vows Gallery Edition.
    Do have a pleasant weekend, Phyllis.

    It astonishes me that this has become my favorite feature on Gawker.

    Is this the final gesture of what was once considered WASP "society" in New York?
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    Image of dweeb dweeb
    12/15/09

    @smithhimself: For me, THE ONLY thing.
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    Image of Uncle_Billy_Slumming Uncle_Billy_Slumming
    12/13/09

    In reply to Scoring Sunday's Nuptials: Super Special Awesome Crazy Vacation Vows Gallery Edition.
    I like Phyllis Nefler's name. It does the same thing for me as "Gladys Kravitz"
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    Image of the supergoddess the supergoddess
    12/13/09

    In reply to Scoring Sunday's Nuptials: Super Special Awesome Crazy Vacation Vows Gallery Edition.
    What is it that's so inherently funny about Angela Merkel?

    (May I say that I'm truly looking forward to Palm Beach Wedding Season! Foster, please demand that Katie put together a PBWS Drinking Game: "The bridesmaids wore Lilly Pulitzer." Take a shot.)
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    Image of son of spam son of spam
    12/13/09

    @the supergoddess: She's catnip to heads of state. They can't keep their hands off her.
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    Image of DoctorEcks DoctorEcks
    12/13/09

    @the supergoddess: To quote from The Sunshine Boys....
    "Words with a K in them are funny. Pickle is funny. Chicken is funny..."
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    Image of BaldwinPeriphetes BaldwinPeriphetes
    12/13/09

    In reply to Scoring Sunday's Nuptials: Super Special Awesome Crazy Vacation Vows Gallery Edition.
    Epic.


    Forgiven THE ONCE, Nefler.
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    Image of MattGaymon MattGaymon
    12/13/09

    In reply to Scoring Sunday's Nuptials: Super Special Awesome Crazy Vacation Vows Gallery Edition.
    I get embarrassingly turned on when Timba goes 'Girl I'ma freak you shouldn't say those things!'
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    Image of Phyllis Nefler Phyllis Nefler
    12/13/09

    @MattGaymon: I'M ALL ALONE AND IT'S YOU THAT I WANT.

    I have been overserved.
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    Image of momof3wildkids momof3wildkids
    12/13/09

    @Phyllis Nefler: Enjoy your overservedness!!!

    However, you cannot let Foster do this again. A straight man has no business giving a low down on weddings.
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    Image of Oy Veh (Informality Reigns) Oy Veh (Informality Reigns)
    12/13/09

    In reply to Scoring Sunday's Nuptials: Super Special Awesome Crazy Vacation Vows Gallery Edition.
    The weddings were totally boring (not your fault--it was the weddings themselves!) but I'm thinkin' that Naples kinda rocks right now.
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    Image of Baroness Baroness
    12/13/09

    @Oy Veh (Informality Reigns): But in the paper? I found the grooms nearly all good-looking today, that never happens. Maybe there's a correlation with the modest statusy factor today- ugly guys better get that MBA and be world beaters, good-looking guys can sort of coast and coach kids' soccer in some leafy enclave.
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    12/13/09

    @Baroness: One can only wonder if someday soon one of them ends up like bitter littledickman listed on gawkers best of craigslist article.
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    Image of MattyMcboy MattyMcboy
    12/13/09

    In reply to Scoring Sunday's Nuptials: Super Special Awesome Crazy Vacation Vows Gallery Edition.
    I needed that laugh that this was. Thank you!
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    Image of markscottmusic markscottmusic
    12/07/09

    In reply to Scoring Sunday's Nuptials: In Which Destiny Aligns Us with the Vows Section
    Anyone who makes a big deal about not watching TV - like those two guys who got married do - are douchebags. I'd hate to be that kid living in the house.
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    Image of sirenedelafete sirenedelafete
    12/07/09

    In reply to Scoring Sunday's Nuptials: In Which Destiny Aligns Us with the Vows Section
    Ohh Phyllis! You make me swoon. My friends and I have a saying that a guy who knows Williams is almost automatically fuckable.
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    Image of leniribbons leniribbons
    12/06/09

    In reply to Scoring Sunday's Nuptials: In Which Destiny Aligns Us with the Vows Section
    I always thought I was the only sperm donor kid who called my donor a doughnut.
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    Image of CumaeanSibyl CumaeanSibyl
    12/06/09

    In reply to Scoring Sunday's Nuptials: In Which Destiny Aligns Us with the Vows Section
    Phyllis, which two lines are you talking about? That whole freaking article destroyed me.

    Except this, which just made me giggle:

    "Science can do what natural selection never would have done," Mr. Busch said. "She never would have dated me."
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    Image of Phyllis Nefler Phyllis Nefler
    12/06/09

    @CumaeanSibyl: Oh the ones about loving the unloveable and thinking he was going to have to move thousands of miles away. THANKS A LOT NOW I'M CRYING AGAIN.
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    Image of CumaeanSibyl CumaeanSibyl
    12/07/09

    @Phyllis Nefler: The one about his mother being all "Have you eaten?" just slayed me. Some things never, ever change.
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    Image of ParahSalin ParahSalin
    12/06/09

    In reply to Scoring Sunday's Nuptials: In Which Destiny Aligns Us with the Vows Section
    That last couple, the lesbians, are adorable. I assume you're calling the one in the blue sweater "the groom."
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