Former South Carolina Senate candidate Alvin Greene lost another election last night. He came in with 9%—or 37 total votes—in a state House primary. Maybe now it's time to visit a psychiatrist?

Erstwhile Senate candidate Alvin Greene was arrested in November 2009 on obscenity charges for allegedly showing pornography to a female college student. Greene had a hearing today, and it seems his loss to Sen. Jim DeMint hasn't dampened his spirits.

South Carolina Democratic mystery candidate Alvin Greene, despite not really campaigning, fundraising, hiring a staff, or explaining who he is, still got 360,000 votes for Senate last night. How does this compare with candidates nationwide who gave a shit?

This morning's Fox & Friends was the usual black hole of sadness and despair, but luckily, dancing Alvin Greene livened things up! Here is the senatorial hopeful shaking his groove thing.

How bad is it that this ridiculous video of joke South Carolina Senate candidate Alvin Greene, recently indicted, literally "howling and moaning" at a reporter, isn't even a gaffe by his standards? Just another day on the trail.

Today we looked at the obscenity charges filed against Alvin Greene, the outta-nowhere South Carolina Democratic candidate for senate. This caused one commenter, a South Carolinian, to appraise their state in even-handed fashion.

Among the first things we learned about bizarre South Carolina Senate candidate Alvin Greene after his fluke nomination was his pending obscenity charge, for sending porn to some college gal. Now he's been indicted, hurting his non-existent prospects for victory.

Alvin Greene, the unemployed veteran who inexplicably won the democratic nomination for Senate in South Carolina, has finally started his campaign! After winning 60% of the vote in the primary, he decided to make a commercial to spread his message.

Here's incredible South Carolina Democratic Senate candidate Alvin Greene's YouTube song, (allegedly) written, produced and edited by the candidate [Updated below]. It's got LeBron James highlights, lyrics about not showing porn to college girls, you name it. Just watch.

Not much is known about surprise Democratic South Carolina Senate nominee Alvin Greene, but military records obtained by the Associated Press provide some insight into Greene's honorable discharge from the Air Force in 2005.

Fox and Friends obtained Alvin Greene's first speech for the South Carolina Senate seat and aired their favorite clips. Needless to say, Alvin Greene did not garner himself an endorsement.

SC Democratic Senate candidate Alvin Greene will give his first campaign speech to the Manning, SC chapter of the NAACP tomorrow. He told them he was going to "talk about jobs, education and justice." Next stop: Democratic National Convention. [CNN]

A Times reporter sat down for a two-hour interview with everyone's favorite mystery Senate candidate, Alvin Greene. She learned he's extremely bitter about being discharged from the Army—and he wants Denzel Washington to play him in a movie.

South Carolina investigators have concluded that Senate candidate Alvin Greene paid the $10,440 fee to get his name on the ballot and will file no charges. Only four months until Greene takes his rightful place in the Senate

What are we going to do about jobs in this country? There are only like four jobs, total. Until Alvin Greene becomes senator! The weird South Carolina candidate has a plan for everyone to make Alvin Greene action figures.

Alvin Greene, the South Carolina Democratic Senate candidate who didn't campaign for his primary win, is feeling the fatigue of a general election. (Even though he still doesn't campaign.) The once media-friendly figure in now just shooing AP reporters away.

Alvin Greene v. Jim DeMint for South Carolina Senate is on. SC Dems' executive committee has voted to uphold the unemployed 32 year-old veteran's primary victory because they can't prove any shenanigans. Can't wait for the first campaign ad! [AP]