I'll probably continue to watch this show through the end because I'm a sucker for trashy TV and because I like David and Lauren, but at this point, that seems like a six-month commitment, max. #melroseplace
1. Even if you look stupid while stealing art, I may still want to have sex with you for reasons I can't explain.
2. Having a look of perpetual creepy, vapid psychopath plastered to your face at all times can make you look like a half-decent actress if your role is playing a perpetually creepy and vapid psychopath.
3. Being the best-looking guy on the show won't necessarily keep you there as long as Nick Zano is lurking in the background. And Nick Zano is always lurking in the background.
4. Nothing on Earth is as good without Amanda Woodward. Nothing. #melroseplace
@DahlELama: Sometime in '94 I was at a club (the End Up in SF, maybe) and an Amanda Woodward drag queen was walking around. She looked great. The clothes, hair and make-up were all spot on. I talked to her for a while and when we parted ways she gave me her card: Amanda Woodward, D&D Advertising, with the logo and everything. Amazing. #melroseplace
@DahlELama: Yes, that's what this show needs -- Drag Queen Amanda!
Also, the writers may want to consider picking up some of their own threads. I mean, Jane Mancini happened, yet no mention! In the last episode, we thought Violet would start making Michael's life a living hell, which would've been entertaining to watch --
Yet no mention last night!
These guys also do not understand the concept of the Melrose Cliffhanger. Something shocking and sexy/creepy happens at the end and then we pick it right back up the following week. I swear if they got their cliffhangers right they'd be on the right track. #melroseplace
@DahlELama: I'll look for it in California when I am there next month. I think I saved it with another business card I received in the mid-90s. It was given to me in a dive bar in Sacramento by an older man who seemed insane. It was the shape of a business card, but was on regular paper. On the top, in colored pencil colored bubble letters (each letter a different color) it read: NUMEROLOGY ASTROLOGY TAROT. On the bottom, after the number, it read: CUT THE CRAP, I'M PSYCHIC! Months later this same man became my client when I was a social worker who worked with mentally ill clients. #melroseplace
Do you see anything in the Melrose Place Crystal Ball about Michael unintentionally hiring Lauren? Because my crystal ball is projecting that on the wall of my living room in hi-def.
Also, counting down the days until 11/17, when Amanda Woodward returns. Jo coming back next week is not going to cut it, especially if they just vaporize her a week later like they've apparently done to Jane.
(Is there really someone on the show named Kimber? If so, I'm much less amused and more angry at the blatant thievery from one of the greatest cartoons of all time. If not...Brian more please. Who's Jerrica, Pizzazz and Rio?)
@Brian Moylan: For some reason I seriously cannot explain, her name in my head is Dolly Madison. I don't even know what her name in the show is, because I cannot seem to think of her any other way.
Watching Ashlee slut it up last night made me feel incredibly dirty in a way I did not like, which is weird, because feeling incredibly dirty is exactly why I love Melrose so much in the first place. I still can't tell if she's good or if the fact that she more-than-vaguely resembles a wax bride of Chucky is just working in her favor, but yikes. Sydney may not think she's her spawn, but I sure do!
Also, I've resisted thinking that the guy who plays David is hot for as long as I possibly can, but it's over. I'm going to need to see him wearing less clothing, and soon.
11/11/09
11/11/09
11/04/09
11/04/09
1. Even if you look stupid while stealing art, I may still want to have sex with you for reasons I can't explain.
2. Having a look of perpetual creepy, vapid psychopath plastered to your face at all times can make you look like a half-decent actress if your role is playing a perpetually creepy and vapid psychopath.
3. Being the best-looking guy on the show won't necessarily keep you there as long as Nick Zano is lurking in the background. And Nick Zano is always lurking in the background.
4. Nothing on Earth is as good without Amanda Woodward. Nothing. #melroseplace
11/04/09
11/04/09
11/04/09
Also, the writers may want to consider picking up some of their own threads. I mean, Jane Mancini happened, yet no mention! In the last episode, we thought Violet would start making Michael's life a living hell, which would've been entertaining to watch --
Yet no mention last night!
These guys also do not understand the concept of the Melrose Cliffhanger. Something shocking and sexy/creepy happens at the end and then we pick it right back up the following week. I swear if they got their cliffhangers right they'd be on the right track. #melroseplace
11/04/09
11/05/09
10/14/09
Also, counting down the days until 11/17, when Amanda Woodward returns. Jo coming back next week is not going to cut it, especially if they just vaporize her a week later like they've apparently done to Jane.
10/14/09
Wheee!
(Is there really someone on the show named Kimber? If so, I'm much less amused and more angry at the blatant thievery from one of the greatest cartoons of all time. If not...Brian more please. Who's Jerrica, Pizzazz and Rio?)
10/14/09
10/14/09
10/14/09
10/14/09
Also, I've resisted thinking that the guy who plays David is hot for as long as I possibly can, but it's over. I'm going to need to see him wearing less clothing, and soon.
10/14/09