I wish I could be of help, Gawker, but the last time I saw Jesse B. Waters he had his dick stuck in a small hole in a wall of the girls' locker room at a fat camp we attended together in the summer of 1986, in upstate New York. The little porker thought it would be funny to show the girls his pecker. Needless to say nobody liked him then. And I see he still hasn't grown up. What a fuckwit.
I've worked with Noelle before. I work in television in Philadelphia. I think I even have a picture of her husband on the field at an Eagles game. Other than that, I can't help. good luck!
Isn't it NY state law that only one party needs to know about the recording of a conversation? Meaning you can't wiretap two parties, but if you're knowingly recording your own conversation, then there's no need to inform the other person.
That was my understanding at least, I could be full of shit though.
Have you ever looked up in the sky and seen a little sparrow harassing the shit out of a big hawk? The sparrow darts in and out while all the big, less maneuverable bird can do is try and hurry out of the sparrow's territory. This is like that except with extra awesome sauce.
"I look up to the little bird that flies across the sky..."
While we are waiting for footage of Jesse Watters sneaking out a window or something did you notice that he looks alot like Scott Baio? Not John: he looks alot like Trotsky...which is not a bad thing, at all.
I applaud this mission, but aren't ambushes, by definition, supposed to be a surprise? Your target is probably holed up right now in one of Bill-O's S&M-dungeon/safe houses.
"Bill? Hi Bill, it's Jesse Watters, listen, can we have one of our old Blackwater friends perch themselves up on an adjacent rooftop with a Nerf gun and take out the Gawker dude waiting outside my house with a camera? Yeah, I don't know what's going on out there, but I really need to get to work today. Thanks Mr. O'Reilly, you're the best!"
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Isn't it NY state law that only one party needs to know about the recording of a conversation? Meaning you can't wiretap two parties, but if you're knowingly recording your own conversation, then there's no need to inform the other person.
That was my understanding at least, I could be full of shit though.
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DAMN!!
Put a little rouge on Ailes and he's a HOTTY!!
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...or is that just a coy little blush?
Roger FIERCE!!
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Get em, Gawker!!
Have you ever looked up in the sky and seen a little sparrow harassing the shit out of a big hawk? The sparrow darts in and out while all the big, less maneuverable bird can do is try and hurry out of the sparrow's territory. This is like that except with extra awesome sauce.
"I look up to the little bird that flies across the sky..."
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But is this shit legal?
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(Just say "yes," Gawker, even if that isn't true ... c'mon, humor me.
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Not me, mind you. I am an Old Spice man.
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