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    Drunken, Screaming Hilary Duff: Freemans, Lower East Side
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    Image of Pandres Pandres
    04/03/09

    In reply to Drunken, Screaming Hilary Duff: Freemans, Lower East Side
    tipster should have gone across the street to Lorely instead
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    Image of OldTowneTavern OldTowneTavern
    04/03/09

    In reply to Drunken, Screaming Hilary Duff: Freemans, Lower East Side
    He could have sung one of her songs loudly back to her like um... and um...
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    Image of lobstr lobstr
    04/03/09

    In reply to Drunken, Screaming Hilary Duff: Freemans, Lower East Side
    this guy ... and Indians.. fucking rule.


    And i'm not saying that because of the popularity of Slumdog or the token Indians in NBC sitcoms.

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    Image of Cicada Cicada
    04/03/09

    In reply to Drunken, Screaming Hilary Duff: Freemans, Lower East Side
    Aw. We never get to find out what the problem with Hellman's is. Too eggy? Not creamy enough? Too white? Come on, Indian dood, the suspense is killing me!
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    Image of onebadclam onebadclam
    04/03/09

    In reply to Drunken, Screaming Hilary Duff: Freemans, Lower East Side
    That was Hillary Duff and her three droogs trying to make up their rassoodocks what to do with the evening. Freeman's sells milk-plus, milk plus vellocet or synthemesc or drencrom, which is what they were drinking. This would sharpen them up and make them ready for a bit of the old ultra-violence.
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    Image of i'm a bottle i'm a bottle
    04/03/09

    @onebadclam: Zing!
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    Image of NerD: Blattella NerD: Blattella
    04/03/09

    @onebadclam: very nicely done.
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    Image of jrhys jrhys
    04/03/09

    @onebadclam: Choodessny job mister!
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    Image of bytememehard bytememehard
    04/03/09

    In reply to Drunken, Screaming Hilary Duff: Freemans, Lower East Side
    I spotted a minor spelling error: "I'm an Indian dood."


    Should be: "I'm an Indian dooch."

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    Image of Uncle_Billy_Slumming Uncle_Billy_Slumming
    04/03/09

    In reply to Drunken, Screaming Hilary Duff: Freemans, Lower East Side
    Can we get her together with Padma Lakshmi for cocktails and watch the show?
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    Image of BookishLatkeish BookishLatkeish
    04/03/09

    In reply to Drunken, Screaming Hilary Duff: Freemans, Lower East Side
    Anyone eating at Freeman's deserves abuse from drunks, celebrity or non. You couldn't drag me into that trendoid dump with casters on my feet.
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    Image of Dr. Nick Dr. Nick
    04/03/09

    @BookishLookish: I could. But then, I'm a quack.
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    Image of crashedpc - Haifisch crashedpc - Haifisch
    04/03/09

    @Dr. Nick: Hi Dr. Nick!
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    Image of BadUncle BadUncle
    04/03/09

    @BookishLookish: No shit. It's loud loud loud. And if someone is loud relative to Freeman's, then we're talking human car horn.
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    Image of sassypants sassypants
    04/03/09

    @BadUncle: Or the conversational equivalent of a jet engine?
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    Image of LvV LvV
    04/03/09

    In reply to Drunken, Screaming Hilary Duff: Freemans, Lower East Side
    "the imitations increase in volume and, apparently, Hillary Duff does one of those pbbt things for approximately 1 minute"


    What's "pbbt"?

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    Image of Pope John Peeps II Pope John Peeps II
    04/03/09

    @LvV: just a long, glorious fart.
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    Image of bytememehard bytememehard
    04/03/09

    @LvV: I think it's making a long farting noise with your mouth.
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    Image of BadUncle BadUncle
    04/03/09

    @bytememehard: How does one spell an armpit farting noise?
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    Image of drinkyrose drinkyrose
    04/03/09

    @bytememehard: Only one woman would dare give drinky Indian dood the raspberry!
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    Image of Pope John Peeps II Pope John Peeps II
    04/03/09

    @drinkyrose (the commenter formerly known as rose0red): LONE STARRRRR.
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    Image of MisterHippity MisterHippity
    04/03/09

    @LvV: I think it means she queefed.


    And for a whole minute, which is pretty impressive.


    Maybe she has some talent after all.

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    Image of Pope John Peeps II Pope John Peeps II
    04/03/09

    In reply to Drunken, Screaming Hilary Duff: Freemans, Lower East Side
    I've had a few and my voice tends to carry as my blood alcohol level rises


    Oh, you're THAT asshole.

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    Image of TurtleWexlerKickedMe TurtleWexlerKickedMe
    04/03/09

    In reply to Drunken, Screaming Hilary Duff: Freemans, Lower East Side
    "Raise Your Voice," indeed.
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    Image of bboston88 bboston88
    04/03/09

    In reply to Drunken, Screaming Hilary Duff: Freemans, Lower East Side
    I think we need to know how truly obnoxious the storyteller was. I mean, I could have yelled at him too.
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    Image of metoometoo metoometoo
    04/03/09

    @bboston88: Yeah, as he moved from story to story I kept wondering if his "lady friend" ever got to participate in the conversation.
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    Image of bytememehard bytememehard
    04/03/09

    @metoometoo: At the end of the meal, he deflated her, rolled her up, and stuffed her back in his briefcase.
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    Image of bytememehard bytememehard
    04/03/09

    In reply to Drunken, Screaming Hilary Duff: Freemans, Lower East Side
    The contradiction that makes his story sound a bit phony:


    "After texting a few buddies, asking who exactly Hillary Duff is"


    vs


    "which probably explains why she has lost so much weight, she doesn't eat her food"


    Or maybe he's till loaded?

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    Image of mamacrass mamacrass
    04/03/09

    @bytememehard: Good catch.
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    Image of bytememehard bytememehard
    04/03/09

    @mamacrass: Yeah, and he goes from trying to sound super straight (dinner with lady friend, not knowing who Hillary Duff is) to sounding super gay (digs about her anorexia).
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    Image of Bob Wiley Bob Wiley
    04/03/09

    @bytememehard: I thought it was his buddies asking who she was.
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    Image of bytememehard bytememehard
    04/03/09

    @FreudRage: So keep attending the ESL classes.
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    Image of LHO LHO
    04/03/09

    In reply to Drunken, Screaming Hilary Duff: Freemans, Lower East Side
    This is all to Ignatius P. Reilly for me...
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    Image of bluebears bluebears
    04/03/09

    @LHO: day.made.
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    Image of mfnher mfnher
    04/03/09

    In reply to Drunken, Screaming Hilary Duff: Freemans, Lower East Side
    I don't know how anything she says can make it past those giant veneers of hers.
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