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Resurrections, Just in Time for Easter

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Inhaler
03/27/09

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Really, Orlando Bloom as a policeman? Maybe in West Hollywood..on Halloween.
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themightysloane
03/26/09

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You would think people would get tired of re-hashing the Kennedy story over and over....and over, but apparently not. There is nothing new to say; yes, they certainly had their flaws but that isn't exactly unknown. Give it a rest, Hollywood. The Kennedys are no longer relevant.
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SidAndFinancy
03/26/09

@themightysloane: Agreed. Give it a rest; que sirhan, sirhan.
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krismry
03/26/09

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Ten hours of soiled crooked Kennedys? Is that anything like ten hours of listening to your mom clean up your room and take out the trash and don't be late to school? The MEGO factor, my eyes glaze over, is exceeded only by the intense ennui generated by reading the guy's one-sentence concept alone. Nobody cares any more, Joe, find a new story.
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krismry
03/26/09

@krismry: If we don't get the preview button back soon, many more unintelligible posts are sure to arrive shortly. I meant listening to your mom yelling, not what I wrote. Dash it all anyway.
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iplaudius
03/26/09

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Somerhalder will be the perfect pretty vampire. Anyone remember him in Rules of Attraction? The hotel bedroom scene was solely responsible for my foray into drugs and homosexuality.
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Richard Lawson
03/26/09

@iplaudius: That hotel bedroom scene... Hooftie.
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unclevanya
03/26/09

@Richard: Don't forget the later scene where he spanks it under a pillow while fantasizing about locking lips with a free-meat Dawson.

Hoofite! HOO!
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Motoko Kusanagi
03/26/09

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Finally, someone else who liked Everyone Says I Love You. Yay.
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Mary Mouse
03/26/09

@Motoko Kusanagi: Are you kidding?! I own that movie on VHS, DVD, plus the soundtrack and have hosted "Everyone Says I Love You" viewing parties. Just the other day I was walking down the street laughing to myself over "You know what rhymes with gondolier? No lira!"
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secretagentman
03/26/09

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Mmmmmm, Ian Somerhotter. As for a Tom Cruise/Cameron Diaz film, I do not want.
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Tremonius
03/26/09

@secretagentman: It's all good, you see, in the hopey universe. This matchup only requires you to avoid one film rather than two. It's like the comedian who gave a toast at a wedding thanking the betrothed for saving two other people from a lifetime of utter boredom.
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skahammer
03/26/09

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I've always been entranced by Nicole Kidman -- but by now I feel like if I look too directly at her, she will simply shatter.
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