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    Sweaty Americans Pay Any Price For Deodorant Fix

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    Image of Bryan Price Bryan Price
    02/17/09

    In reply to Sweaty Americans Pay Any Price For Deodorant Fix
    You're talking about antiperspirants. Clinical strength deodorants don't make you stop sweating. Antiperspirants do. I don't wear antiperspirants because they just make me sweat elsewhere, like my palms. Luckily I don't have a job where I'm required to look dry, otherwise I'd probably have a river running down my ass crack.
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    02/17/09

    @Bryan Price: Do you work in an aquarium, servicey young man? Also, thanks for the ass sweat visual, that's such a nice way to add extra enjoyment to my morning coffee.
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    Image of Oy Veh (Informality Reigns) Oy Veh (Informality Reigns)
    02/17/09

    @Bryan Price:Strangely, that's somehow a turn-on.
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    Image of Helman Helman
    02/17/09

    In reply to Sweaty Americans Pay Any Price For Deodorant Fix
    When will they fix ball sweat?
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    Image of skahammer skahammer
    02/17/09

    @Helman: What are you talking about? Mine's worked fine for years.


    Possibly you're not checking it regularly.

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    Image of SidAndFinancy SidAndFinancy
    02/17/09

    In reply to Sweaty Americans Pay Any Price For Deodorant Fix
    While sleeping, Ms. Pieretti said, people sweat only slightly ...


    Cleary Ms. Pieretti and I lead different lifestyles.

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    Image of skahammer skahammer
    02/17/09

    In reply to Sweaty Americans Pay Any Price For Deodorant Fix
    Sweating is the one thing I am instantly, naturally, effortlessly good at. And now they want to take it away from me!
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    Image of flossy flossy
    02/17/09

    In reply to Sweaty Americans Pay Any Price For Deodorant Fix
    Somebody towel that man off before he reaches sweat event horizon!
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    Image of BadUncle BadUncle
    02/17/09

    In reply to Sweaty Americans Pay Any Price For Deodorant Fix
    Great. The Deodorant Industrial Complex was behind the Stimulus Package conflicts.
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    Image of bytememehard bytememehard
    02/17/09

    In reply to Sweaty Americans Pay Any Price For Deodorant Fix
    This trend could put Tom's of Maine out of business.
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    Image of Uncle_Billy_Slumming Uncle_Billy_Slumming
    02/17/09

    @bytememehard: I can't believe they're not putting themselves out of business. (Though my wife did buy some of that shit when she heard that deodorant causes cancer)
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    Image of metalkate metalkate
    02/17/09

    @bytememehard: that's what i use. i don't stink, because my body isn't full of fast food, nicotine and alcohol. no pit cancer for me!


    sweating is your body ridding itself of waste, not just trying to cool itself. you shouldn't 'plug' it.

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    Image of bytememehard bytememehard
    02/17/09

    @Uncle_Billy_Slumming: It's sad the only three things I know come from Maine are delicious lobsters, Olympia Snowe, and shitty deodorant.
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    Image of leonleonleon leonleonleon
    02/17/09

    @metalkate: but I don't want my body to get rid of nicotine and alcohol
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    Image of SteveR SteveR
    02/17/09

    @metalkate: New age-y/granola/hippies never think they smell. But you do.
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    Image of bytememehard bytememehard
    02/17/09

    @SteveR: Amen!
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    Image of skahammer skahammer
    02/17/09

    @bytememehard: Sure, save all your love for Sen. Snowe just because she has a pretty name -- while a trooper like Susan Collins does twice as much work and gets half the credit.
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    Image of bytememehard bytememehard
    02/17/09

    @skahammer: Is she related to Jackie and Joan?
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    Image of minou minou
    02/17/09

    @bytememehard: Now you know four. Nice to meet you.
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    02/17/09

    @minou: You too
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    Image of minou minou
    02/17/09

    @skahammer: What's kind of scary is that from what I understand, Collins was considered for the gig Palin eventually got as McCain's running mate. I think she got nixed on the hotness factor, because if she'd been chosen, the campaign might have had a chance. Which is the scary part.


    (Note: I don't actually mind Collins. I voted for her. She does get shit done.)

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    Image of bytememehard bytememehard
    02/17/09

    @minou: Ooh ooh, I thought of another one -- Poland Springs, what it means to be from Maine!
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    Image of friend_of_a_friend friend_of_a_friend
    02/17/09

    In reply to Sweaty Americans Pay Any Price For Deodorant Fix
    Amateurs! The only way to guarantee there won't be a sweat-event is to get underarm botox.
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    Image of Botswana Meat Commission FC Botswana Meat Commission FC
    02/17/09

    In reply to Sweaty Americans Pay Any Price For Deodorant Fix
    Yeah, but is this clinical deodorant stuff strong enough for a man but pH balanced for a woman?
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    Image of Kid Twist Kid Twist
    02/17/09

    @Botswana Meat Commission FC: It's so strong, it's made for a lesbian.
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    Image of VoxPopuli VoxPopuli
    02/17/09

    In reply to Sweaty Americans Pay Any Price For Deodorant Fix
    Two words: Certain Dri. I have a feeling that shit is going to give me cancer someday, but it is THE cure for swamp pits.
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    Image of kjack kjack
    02/17/09

    @VoxPopuli: That shit is The Shit. I swear it is the only product I've ever bought that actually "cured" something. I do agree that it is most likely carcinogenic, so I only use it in the summer.
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    Image of dado dado
    02/17/09

    In reply to Sweaty Americans Pay Any Price For Deodorant Fix
    I heard Bruce Lee died because he had his sweat glands under his arms removed. I endorse unfettered sweating.
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    Image of TheHonJudgeSmails TheHonJudgeSmails
    02/17/09

    In reply to Sweaty Americans Pay Any Price For Deodorant Fix
    I am anxiously (and sweatily) awaiting the subsequent release of "emergency room-strength" deodorant.
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    Image of mathnet mathnet
    02/17/09

    @TheHonJudgeSmails: Hot. Wanna join me for a sweat event?
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    Image of TheHonJudgeSmails TheHonJudgeSmails
    02/17/09

    @mathnet: Sexual propositions make me nervous. Which makes me sweat.
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