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Get Your Boyfriend This and He Will Hate You Forever
New York, 1:40 AM
Tue Dec 1
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This totally has a Sex in the City episode written all over it. Carrie makes it with a guy who won't take off his shirt, and she finally finds out it's because of Core Precision. She has a heart-warming talk with the girls about whether or not she should dump him after she finally sees his repulsive gut. Samantha says something like, "Oh, honey, I just pop a Xanax and let him do me from behind!" Carrie finally does dump him, but tries to convince us she's not shallow in her pithy voice over monologue/article.
But we all know she is.
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Sure. I believe it's called an "anchor tag," or an "anchor ref tag." I don't know how to make it show up in this field, but if you go to the site below, copy the link and substitute your selected web address and text for the ones in the example it should work.
If you have a problem, send me a note.
[www.w3schools.com]
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BTW, don't worry about the "html" and "body" tags in that example -- they're already coded on this page. All you need is the line of code that begins with "Left diamond bracket a" and ends with "Left diamond bracket, front slash a right diamond bracket"*
I wrote it out, because it wouldn't show up.
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Is this where the SNFF is going down tonight?
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All I know is that when my gynaecologist fitted me for mine, I really stepped up my oral technique in those awkward teenage years. I'm glad they're gone, though, the 80's were horrid.
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Not sure how she knows this, as she can't see the computer screen in any detail...
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But I regret saying that last part. Off to berate the butler for making the drinks too strong.
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We cool, my dear.
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Excuse me but am I missing something here?
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From what I read here -- and there could be a backstory, I have no idea -- it looks like Baroness, who I like, is pissed off that BJonston, who I also like, talked to Minou instead of commenting on what she (Baroness) said. Which, as another person noted, involves ego. Please correct me if I'm wrong here. I think it's cute that some people have friends on here. So far I've been called a bitch, and that's about it.
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MWA HA HA HA HA
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Say you go to out wearing spanx. At some point during the night, it becomes clear that you are going to close the deal with some nice young man (or lady!). By now, everybody is wasted and the bar is dark. So you go into the bathroom and switch up your spanx for the sexy underwear you're carrying in your purse. Stuff spanx into purse. Proceed with evening, secure in the knowledge that everyone is too drunk to care about your spare tire now anyway.
If these Core Precision things take off, I predict a corollary boom in man-purse sales.
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I like my guys a little bit nerdy and a little bit frumpy usually. A guy that shows off his six pack is probably a guy that also waxes his eyebrows and chest and looks in the mirror A LOT.
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