• Profile logout login

#americanswanttohavesexwithfood

Gawker

Share Cancel
   
Upload an image | Add an image URL
×

logging in
  • FAQ. Include # before tag:
  • #tips,
  • #stalker,
  • #opencaption,
  • #internalmemos,
  • etc.

New York, 10:06 AM
Tue Dec 1
57 posts in the last 24 hours

Team

Tip Your Editors:

Tipline: 646-214-8138

Editor-in-Chief:
Gabriel Snyder |

West Coast Editor:
Richard Rushfield |

Contributing Editors:

Valleywag:
Ryan Tate |

Media:
Hamilton Nolan |

Politics:
Alex Pareene |

Investigations:
John Cook |

Entertainment:
Brian Moylan |

Nights:
Adrian Chen |
Azaria Jagger |
Ravi Somaiya |

Weekends:
Foster Kamer |

Video Editor:
Richard Blakeley |

SUBSCRIBE TO Gawker RSS

New: Breaking news and daily top stories via email
4260 Subscribers
Gawker
  • posts about #americanswanttohavesexwithfood more →

    All Food Ads Now Hardcore Porn
  • Your version of Internet Explorer is not supported. Please upgrade to the most recent version in order to view comments.
    Dsmvwl  Admin  Promote to frontpage Approve user Ban user ×
    Image of depardoo depardoo
    06/25/09

    In reply to All Food Ads Now Hardcore Porn
    The dipping sauce is called Santorum.
     Reply
    depardoo was starred depardoo was unstarred
    Image of Agador Spartacus Agador Spartacus
    06/25/09

    @depardoo: Wow, I haven't hurled and giggled at the same time since last year's Pride.
     Reply
    Agador Spartacus was starred Agador Spartacus was unstarred
    Image of depardoo depardoo
    06/25/09

    @are friends electric?:


    Then I have achieved my objective. Sorry about the mess.

     Reply
    depardoo was starred depardoo was unstarred
    Image of Zanzibar Buck-Buck McFate Zanzibar Buck-Buck McFate
    06/25/09

    In reply to All Food Ads Now Hardcore Porn
    Naughty Bits
     Reply
    Zanzibar Buck-Buck McFate was starred Zanzibar Buck-Buck McFate was unstarred
    Image of Steverino Begins Steverino Begins
    06/25/09

    In reply to All Food Ads Now Hardcore Porn
    That hand photo looks like sex with Fozzie gone wrong.
     Reply
    Steverino Begins was starred Steverino Begins was unstarred
    Image of City_Dater City_Dater
    06/25/09

    In reply to All Food Ads Now Hardcore Porn
    The more of this crap people eat, the less sex they are likely to have... oh, the irony.


    And a sphere of biscuit dough is not a "hole" -- it's a "ball." *Giggle*

     Reply
    City_Dater was starred City_Dater was unstarred
    Image of badasscat badasscat
    06/25/09

    In reply to All Food Ads Now Hardcore Porn
    How did they miss the obvious and not call them "Hot Schwetty Balls"?
     Reply
    badasscat was starred badasscat was unstarred
    Image of Mama Penguino Mama Penguino
    06/25/09

    @badasscat: I know there's nothing in the world I'd like to have in my mouth more right now that one of those warm sweet balls.
     Reply
    Mama Penguino was starred Mama Penguino was unstarred
    Image of Helennellieforsythe Helennellieforsythe
    06/25/09

    In reply to All Food Ads Now Hardcore Porn
    How could anyone see anything dirty in something as innocent as sugar coated balls served with a side of white goo? I blame it on a lack of prayer in schools.
     Reply
    Helennellieforsythe was starred Helennellieforsythe was unstarred
    Image of HiredGoons HiredGoons
    06/25/09

    @Helennellieforsythe: activist judges, no doubt.
     Reply
    HiredGoons was starred HiredGoons was unstarred
    Image of JobCain JobCain
    06/25/09

    In reply to All Food Ads Now Hardcore Porn
    McDonald's has been quiet as of late with the foodporn but kinda got the whole ball rolling a few years ago with this little gem:



     Reply
    JobCain was starred JobCain was unstarred
    Image of Smitros Smitros
    06/25/09

    @JobCain:


    There was a Boondocks strip on that where one of the kids asks "Can you do that with a hamburger?"

     Reply
    Smitros was starred Smitros was unstarred
    Image of HiredGoons HiredGoons
    06/25/09

    In reply to All Food Ads Now Hardcore Porn
    Wait a minute... these aren't coconut shavings!
     Reply
    HiredGoons was starred HiredGoons was unstarred
    Image of Smitros Smitros
    06/25/09

    In reply to All Food Ads Now Hardcore Porn
    There was an urban legend in my native city of Aurora, Illinois that the employees of a certain BK considered the sandwiches the equivalent of a reservoir tip.


    I never believed it, but I've never eaten there since hearing the story in about 1979 or 1980.

     Reply
    Smitros was starred Smitros was unstarred
    Image of Steverino Begins Steverino Begins
    06/25/09

    @Smitros: Where I grew up, it was the cheese whiz at the local movie theater.
     Reply
    Steverino Begins was starred Steverino Begins was unstarred
    Image of Kid Twist Kid Twist
    06/25/09

    In reply to All Food Ads Now Hardcore Porn
    Chocolate Salty Balls
     Reply
    Kid Twist was starred Kid Twist was unstarred
    Image of Zanzibar Buck-Buck McFate Zanzibar Buck-Buck McFate
    06/25/09

    In reply to All Food Ads Now Hardcore Porn
    Do I get money if they go with Cinna-bi'ts?
     Reply
    Zanzibar Buck-Buck McFate was starred Zanzibar Buck-Buck McFate was unstarred
    Image of mathnet mathnet
    06/25/09

    In reply to All Food Ads Now Hardcore Porn
    They are BALLS, idiots. They'd be HOLES if they'd come from donuts (or at least a donut-making place).


    Grow up and call it NAME OUR BALLS.

     Reply
    mathnet was starred mathnet was unstarred
    Image of Zanzibar Buck-Buck McFate Zanzibar Buck-Buck McFate
    06/25/09

    In reply to All Food Ads Now Hardcore Porn
    Dia-biscuit balls
     Reply
    Zanzibar Buck-Buck McFate was starred Zanzibar Buck-Buck McFate was unstarred
    Image of iplaudius iplaudius
    06/25/09

    In reply to All Food Ads Now Hardcore Porn
    I guess Frosted Cinnamon Fat Pellets would have been too literal a name.

     
     Reply
    iplaudius was starred iplaudius was unstarred
    Image of homoviper homoviper
    06/25/09

    In reply to All Food Ads Now Hardcore Porn
    "People will want to eat them then I bet! Ha. Right after they ejaculate into them!"


    Felchbites!

     Reply
    homoviper was starred homoviper was unstarred
    Image of mfnher mfnher
    06/25/09

    @eXXX: Gives new meaning to the term snowball.
     Reply
    mfnher was starred mfnher was unstarred
    Earlier discussions Other discussions Show all discussions Show featured discussions only Start a new discussion

Login

Enter your username and password.

Please enter a username.
Please enter your password.
logging in
Login via Facebook | Sign Up | Forgot Password?

Reset Password

Please enter your email address to have your password reset.

Please enter your email address.
Please enter a valid email address.
requesting password reset

Register

Registering will give you a user profile and the ability to add other users as friends. To become a commenter, however, you need to audition.

Want to know more? Consult the Comment FAQ and legal terms.

Please enter a username.
Please enter a password.
Please confirm your password.
Passwords are not identical.
Please enter a valid email address.
registration sent, waiting for reply

Submit Your Comment

You don't need to login to comment. Just enter your email address below.

See how your address will be displayed in the Comment FAQ.

Please enter a valid email address.
Please enter a valid email address.
logging in

Login with your Facebook or Gawker account.

Sign up here.



  • Archives
  • About
  • Advertising
  • Legal
  • Help
  • Report a Bug
  • FAQ
Original material is licensed under a Creative Commons License permitting non-commercial sharing with attribution.