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    Image of KikiCanuck KikiCanuck
    12/10/09

    In reply to Casey Johnson and Tila Tequila to Achieve World's Messiest Marital Bliss
    Gisèle Bundchen looks like my cat. Casey Johnson looks like microwaved Tara Reid. I need to lie down.
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    12/10/09

    In reply to Casey Johnson and Tila Tequila to Achieve World's Messiest Marital Bliss
    Why does Casey already have a bad Brazilian face lift? She looks like her mouth doesn't close.
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    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    12/10/09

    In reply to Casey Johnson and Tila Tequila to Achieve World's Messiest Marital Bliss
    Re picture:

    I'm just glad that I can now ask Casey Johnson's vagina what time it is.
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    Image of DahlELama DahlELama
    12/10/09

    In reply to Casey Johnson and Tila Tequila to Achieve World's Messiest Marital Bliss
    When did Bridget Moynahan become the offspring of Eliza Dushku and Allison Janney?
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    Image of KikiCanuck KikiCanuck
    12/10/09

    @DahlELama: I was going for Alyssa Milano + Karen Allen, but yours is better, dammit.
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    Image of braak: You are, as usual, completely correct. braak: You are, as usual, completely correct.
    12/10/09

    In reply to Casey Johnson and Tila Tequila to Achieve World's Messiest Marital Bliss
    I'm just imagining Lindsay Lohan with some kind of stamp, or a bunch of glittery stickers or something. "You there, urchin!" STICK! "Saved! One down, one billion to go."
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    Image of fatmonalisa fatmonalisa
    12/10/09

    @braak: You are, as usual, completely correct.: Imagine her trying to spread the good word of leather leggings to those poor children? "You there! Baby powder up! Time for you to learn the ins and outs of lower east side night clubs!"
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    Image of braak: You are, as usual, completely correct. braak: You are, as usual, completely correct.
    12/10/09

    @fatmonalisa: That'd take too long. How can she save forty children in a day at that right? It's got to be: "Gold lame leggings, here, go! Saved! You there, take this handle of Grey Goose vodka! Saved! Starving children, enjoy this complimentary vegetarian curry and DVD copies of I Know Who Killed Me! Motherfucking SAVED, bitches!"
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    Image of bowel_and_the_obstructors bowel_and_the_obstructors
    12/10/09

    In reply to Casey Johnson and Tila Tequila to Achieve World's Messiest Marital Bliss
    Casey Johnson is a poster child for why we need the inheritance tax
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    Image of MsMuffinMcGuffin MsMuffinMcGuffin
    12/10/09

    In reply to Casey Johnson and Tila Tequila to Achieve World's Messiest Marital Bliss
    My rather uncharitable comment about Tila is that I always wonder where she has been. Or perhaps where hasn't she been? Ick.
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    Image of pollyannacowgirl pollyannacowgirl
    12/10/09

    @MsMuffinMcGuffin: Tila has been debasing herself in every manner imaginable. That's where she's been.

    I can't think of a dirtier ho. But she always makes me sad because I am 100% sure that she was sexually abused as a child.
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    Hiroine Protagonist promoted this comment pollyannacowgirl was starred pollyannacowgirl was unstarred
    Image of Products Will Save Me Products Will Save Me
    12/10/09

    @MsMuffinMcGuffin: The one word that comes to mind when I see her is "festering."
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    Image of Z und Vielpunkt's chick Z und Vielpunkt's chick
    12/10/09

    In reply to Casey Johnson and Tila Tequila to Achieve World's Messiest Marital Bliss
    Tila's doing it right. One week she comes out as a lesbian. The next week she's engaged to her ex's ex--who is dangerously obsessed with another woman. That is dyke drama at its best. This is messier than a season of the L-Word. Next that 17-carat ring is going to cut a bitch.
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    Image of Oy Veh (Informality Reigns) Oy Veh (Informality Reigns)
    12/10/09

    In reply to Casey Johnson and Tila Tequila to Achieve World's Messiest Marital Bliss
    $238,000 a year to "protect" Liza? From exactly what does she need protecting?
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    Image of ronniedobbs ronniedobbs
    12/10/09

    In reply to Casey Johnson and Tila Tequila to Achieve World's Messiest Marital Bliss
    The blonde in the picture with Tila is Barbara Walters, and you will not convince me otherwise.
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    Image of pink-lemonade pink-lemonade
    12/10/09

    In reply to Casey Johnson and Tila Tequila to Achieve World's Messiest Marital Bliss
    Oh please, I think Gisele is one of the more unfortunate looking women out there.
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    fatmonalisa promoted this comment pink-lemonade was starred pink-lemonade was unstarred
    Image of fatmonalisa fatmonalisa
    12/10/09

    @pink-lemonade: I have the same feelings about Blake Lively. If you disregard her hair and body, she has a really unfortunate face.
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    Image of WalterPater WalterPater
    12/10/09

    @fatmonalisa: Well, I have to say I find Blake's patrician nose very charming. But then I'm the son of a Jewish mother. And a huge Lady Gaga fan.
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    Image of CanadianSL CanadianSL
    12/10/09

    In reply to Casey Johnson and Tila Tequila to Achieve World's Messiest Marital Bliss
    Casey Johnson has a child? This makes me feel much ickier about her antics. I blame my ignorance on there being no Wikipedia page about her.
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    fatmonalisa promoted this comment Edited by CanadianSL at 12/10/09 7:38 AM CanadianSL was starred CanadianSL was unstarred
    Image of fatmonalisa fatmonalisa
    12/10/09

    @CanadianSL: most "real" heiresses hardly have any wiki pages on them. Not unless they fuck up like this one.
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    Image of CanadianSL CanadianSL
    12/10/09

    @fatmonalisa: Damnit, call me old-fashioned, but as soon as someone leaves a used vibrator as a calling card I think there should be a Wikipedia page post haste!

    Seriously though, this girl's a trainwreck and of course you're right, her lack of an inheritance and general behavior makes her roughly a notch below Hilton class on the heiress scale.
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    Image of fatmonalisa fatmonalisa
    12/10/09

    @CanadianSL: Real heiresses that aren't fame whores usually do worse things. I used to go to school with this one girl who was the heir to a pharamceutical company, girl was a walking dispensary of drugs.

    Oh and the kids in "Born Rich"? Tip of the iceberg of terrible!
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    Image of Island of Misfit Toys Island of Misfit Toys
    12/10/09

    @CanadianSL: Hopefully, the nanny/butler are raising the child.
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    Image of forwardmotion forwardmotion
    12/10/09

    @Island of Misfit Toys: I think Grandma is raising the child.
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    Image of Charlotte Rae's Web Charlotte Rae's Web
    12/10/09

    @Island of Misfit Toys: Actually Casey's mother Sale Johnson took custody the child Ava recently and has her all set in NYC. Evidently Casey dropped Ava off one time too many with Grandma and took off. Grandma called around to find out Casey had been dumping the little girl with her ex in LA for weeks at a time too. Last straw for Sale who has also cut off Casey but who knows how that works in their family financial dynamic.

    Casey adopted Ava from Kazakhstan in 07 and has been dressing her like a mini-Tila since.
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    Image of raincoaster raincoaster
    11/26/09

    In reply to The Dumbest Celebrity Weekly Feature Ever
    What are you talking about? This is BRILLIANT! I can run around town telling people "I know the Joe Eula of Juvie"
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    Image of ShawnP ShawnP
    11/25/09

    In reply to The Dumbest Celebrity Weekly Feature Ever
    The picture on the right is a really accurate likeness of Owen Wilson.
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    Image of themediatrix themediatrix
    11/25/09

    @ShawnP: I thought it was that red-headed woman from Desperate Housewives.

    #gingers
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    Image of daveyjonesisdead daveyjonesisdead
    11/25/09

    In reply to The Dumbest Celebrity Weekly Feature Ever
    The library at Rutgers Law School has courtroom sketches from Angela Davis' trial on the walls. Talk about hot!
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    Edited by daveyjonesisdead at 11/25/09 5:12 PM daveyjonesisdead was starred daveyjonesisdead was unstarred
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