I always see that Lohan spray tan shit in Sephora, and each time, I wonder why someone would purposely want that Doritos-like orange skin she's known for sporting.
And what the ferg do I hear of her possibly being the lead in a Supergirl movie remake?! Please someone out that as rumor. That's like half a click away from Wonder Woman and that would indeed be too much.
I read on Lilo's twitter than she was reading a Valley of the Dolls script. I nominate Lindsay to be Jennifer North! Fake lesbian with big tits and no talent.
@easternsike: But Neely O'Hara would be such wonderfully meta casting. (Plus, I can actually picture her keening away in alley somewhere, shouting her own name to the heavens...)
Megan, you looked great in that dress, but your foundation was the wrong color and you sat next to Cate Blanchett, who threw on some old thing, pulled her hair back, and upstaged you.
Pale is the new tan. We are headed back to the beauty standards of the Age of Enlightenment. So ladies, be prepared to polish up your white round shoulders and long graceful necks. Gentlemen, let's start looking for a way to make knee socks work for us.
I'm so happy for Tionna! I could see her doing great on TV and those bazongas are going to be deadly in high def.
Also, isn't funny how the people who complain about how much they don't like Tionna are some of the lamest commenters in Gawkerville? Huh. I'm sure it's just a coincidence.
I'll never understand the love for Amy Adams. A great actress? She consistently plays a squeaky-voiced, doe-eyed idiot with a heart of gold. They just change her outfits. That's not a good actress, that's a good costume designer.
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Even that Jergens SUPPOSEDLY gradual tan lotion didn't work.
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And what the ferg do I hear of her possibly being the lead in a Supergirl movie remake?! Please someone out that as rumor. That's like half a click away from Wonder Woman and that would indeed be too much.
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Here's a nice piropo I received from a cute Puerto Rican boy not long ago: "Baby, you so white and beautiful, you make all the clouds jealous."
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Also, Richard, i hope you have good things coming to you too!
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Also, isn't funny how the people who complain about how much they don't like Tionna are some of the lamest commenters in Gawkerville? Huh. I'm sure it's just a coincidence.
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That's exactly what I was hoping it DID mean!
Congrats, Tionna!