Colbert Tumbles Sedaris
Courtesy of the fine folks at the Apiary, here's today's unmissible clip: Amy Sedaris, NYC's own favorite cupcake (and cupcake baker), performing a musical tumbling routine with Stephen Colbert. Contains actual Colbert-crotch-to-facial, and not on Sedaris.
Remainders: Next, She'll Dye Baby's Hair to Match
• Britney's ratty brown wig is not a wig. Smart move: split ends are harder to see when you hair's dark. [Us Weekly]
• Remember the Meow Mix House? Every single cat from the "reality show" has since been adopted, except for one: Bambi, who hisses and scratches. Best Post sentence ever: "Some say the cat-dorable…
Short Ends: 30 Seconds Into Lindsay Lohan's Pants
· Riddle us this: Is there any part of Lindsay Lohan's body that hasn't been tagged by a B-list actor?
· After recent, turbulent periods of sexual experimentation and drug trafficking, the Teletubbies are finally ready for their own True Hollywood Story. Tinky Winky's definitely hit rock bottom.
· Just because some…
Wigfield
Comedians Amy Sedaris (Strangers With Candy), Paul Dinello, and Stephen Colbert (the Daily Show) are coming out with a new book. The town of Wigfield "is being threatened with destruction by the government, which wants to save the local salmon and so must remove a dam The resulting flood would 86 their neck of the…
