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    Image of noahjacquemin noahjacquemin
    12/15/09

    In reply to Oral Roberts Dead at 91
    Isn't it fascinating how these folks like Mr. Anal Bob really seem to have the most vivid imaginations as far as what the sex lives of so called sinners are like? A gay guy is like, "yeah, I thought this guy was attractive, we went back to his place and had sex." Oral Dick here thinks like "he drooled long spindles of saliva across his chest as he took the hard veined, throbbing penis across his moist lips, into the cavernous wet mouth, suckling the tip with his tongue, aching, throbbing, praying to the heathen gods for the seeds of sin to splatter his wide eyed eyes with hell fire. This is wrong. Insert penis in vagina. Ejaculate. Rinse. Repeat. Amen." Ugh. Rest in a world without heaven or hell because neither exists, dumb fuck. Peace out!
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    Image of billiejeanismylover billiejeanismylover
    12/15/09

    @noahjacquemin: fucking brilliant and amazing.
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    Image of ampersandparade ampersandparade
    12/15/09

    @noahjacquemin: Promoted because the salvo "Rest in a world without heaven or hell because neither exists, dumb fuck. Peace out!" is so brilliant I want it on my headstone. Amazing.
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    Image of don2002 don2002
    12/15/09

    In reply to Oral Roberts Dead at 91
    I can't answer what Oral Roberts may or may not have done. That is up to Jesus. But I will say this. Based on the public confession of Oral Roberts. Oral Roberts is in Heaven. My comment is based on the Bible. I would be careful how you judge Oral Roberts. If you die tonight, do you know where you will spend eternity? Heaven or Hell!

    Don
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    Image of Mediahohoho Mediahohoho
    12/15/09

    @don2002: Oral Roberts was an evil blasphemer who took the Lord's name in vain every time he walked into the pulpit and opened his mouth. According to the Bible, Oral is writhing tonight in a lake of fire with a millstone around his neck.

    It's pretty clear: lie in God's name, go to hell. Oral lied constantly.
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    Image of Hiroine Protagonist Hiroine Protagonist
    12/16/09

    @don2002: Oh my god - did you run that through Babelfish? "Based on the public confession of Oral Roberts. Oral Roberts is in heaven." Yeah, That's pretty much what we're getting at, sporto. I will spend eternity as a group of atoms intermixing with the fabric of the universe. As will you.
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    Edited by Hiroine Protagonist at 12/16/09 12:10 AM Hiroine Protagonist was starred Hiroine Protagonist was unstarred
    Image of God God
    12/16/09

    @don2002: Oral is totally living up to his name here in Heaven, My son. One of the first things I did since he got here was to take away his gag reflex. Lets just say he's My new favorite child and he really knows how to please his daddy.
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    Image of Hiroine Protagonist Hiroine Protagonist
    12/16/09

    @God: Oh my God!
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    Image of apedigreeofhoney apedigreeofhoney
    12/16/09

    @God: HAHAHA
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    Image of MrHaroHaro MrHaroHaro
    12/16/09

    @God: Wow. God is good.
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    Image of Sleepyhead Sleepyhead
    12/16/09

    @God: God, do you know how to do poetic justice.
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    Image of Mediahohoho Mediahohoho
    12/15/09

    In reply to Oral Roberts Dead at 91
    Does this invalidate all those degrees from Oral Roberts University?

    Oh, that's right. They never were valid.
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    Image of Dot Dot
    12/15/09

    In reply to Oral Roberts Dead at 91
    I've been rooting for the killer 900 foot Jesus for years.
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    12/15/09

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    jasonelias approved this comment chenfang was starred chenfang was unstarred
    Image of jasonelias jasonelias
    12/16/09

    I didn't approve that fool, must have hit the wrong button.
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    Edited by jasonelias at 12/16/09 1:59 AM jasonelias was starred jasonelias was unstarred
    Image of BearDownCBears BearDownCBears
    12/15/09

    In reply to Oral Roberts Dead at 91
    Fuck all, I had Billy Graham keeling over this year and Oral and Jimmy Bakker in the 2010 finals.

    Way to dick up my bracket, asshole.
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    Image of CODiva CODiva
    12/15/09

    In reply to Oral Roberts Dead at 91
    "S'mote?"
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    12/15/09

    In reply to Oral Roberts Dead at 91
    "Go over there and touch it!" is going to be my mantra for 2010.
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    Image of son of spam son of spam
    12/15/09

    @BookishLatkeish: Mine's going to be, "Come over here and touch it." Just like last year.
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    Image of Dot Dot
    12/15/09

    @son of spam: Like every year?
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    Edited by Dot at 12/15/09 9:35 PM Dot was starred Dot was unstarred
    Image of son of spam son of spam
    12/15/09

    @Dot: I'm consistent.
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    Image of God God
    12/16/09

    @BookishLatkeish: A wise choice, my daughter. That is what I say to Archangel Gabey after every time I take a dump.
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    12/15/09

    In reply to Oral Roberts Dead at 91
    I always wondered why he never named his son Orajel (like Absorbine Jr. on "The PJs").
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    Image of Dot Dot
    12/15/09

    @BookishLatkeish: Well, he named his son Dick, so that goes well with Oral. Or so every man I have ever met has told me.
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    Image of Mediahohoho Mediahohoho
    12/15/09

    In reply to Oral Roberts Dead at 91
    Enjoy the void, Oral.
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    Image of Private Hangnail Private Hangnail
    12/15/09

    @Mediahohoho: This has wonderful catchphrase potential.
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    Image of Claire Buoyant Claire Buoyant
    12/15/09

    In reply to Oral Roberts Dead at 91
    So he says vagina but can't bring himself to say penis? Is he afraid that uttering this word will make him gay?
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    Image of bluebears bluebears
    12/15/09

    @Claire Buoyant: doesn't it?
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    Image of Miss Anita Manbadly Miss Anita Manbadly
    12/16/09

    @bluebears: Peeeeeniiiiiis, peeeny peeny peeeniiiss. Hm. Empirical evidence suggests that it doesn't do anything if you're already gay.
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    Image of rumpofsteelskin rumpofsteelskin
    12/15/09

    In reply to Oral Roberts Dead at 91
    This is a great obit, though I am also wondering about the Chico's bill and about the last point too. How does one "force" a professor to do their daughter's homework? Details John, details!
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    Edited by rumpofsteelskin at 12/15/09 5:44 PM rumpofsteelskin was starred rumpofsteelskin was unstarred
    Image of TheRtHonPM TheRtHonPM
    12/15/09

    @rumpofsteelskin: By threatening dismissal. This is quite common actually, substituting "college football star" for "daughter of the president".
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    Image of rumpofsteelskin rumpofsteelskin
    12/15/09

    @TheRtHonPM: Ah, i.c. - an in-house thing. Ok, sure. Although, the professor might just pass them without all of the homework fuss.

    Nice nomenclature btw, monsieur Laurier!
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    valet_of_the_dolls promoted this comment Edited by rumpofsteelskin at 12/15/09 7:23 PM rumpofsteelskin was starred rumpofsteelskin was unstarred
    Image of billiejeanismylover billiejeanismylover
    12/15/09

    @rumpofsteelskin: yeah, exactly how does one spend $39,000 at chico's?? was mandee's closed?
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    Image of boobookitteh boobookitteh
    12/15/09

    In reply to Oral Roberts Dead at 91
    "Toxic and Preposterous". The perfect epitaph. I hope there is a hell with a special torturey section for people like this who enrich themselves by exploiting the desperate and ignorant.
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    Image of ms_priestypants ms_priestypants
    12/15/09

    In reply to Oral Roberts Dead at 91
    Oh come on! That is just preposterous.

    No one has *ever* spent $39,000 at chico's.
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    Image of Banjo-Sea Kitten Banjo-Sea Kitten
    12/15/09

    @ms_priestypants: I believe one other time. Costume department for the Vagina Monologues World Tour.
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    Image of sweet_communist sweet_communist
    12/15/09

    @ms_priestypants: My thought exactly. Also, that she has dreadful taste in clothing.
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    Image of The Tipping Pint The Tipping Pint
    12/15/09

    In reply to Oral Roberts Dead at 91
    Goddamn, why can't newspaper obits be written this way....
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