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On today's pre-recorded Anderson Live, our host with the most let his famously white hair down with co-hosts Kathie Lee Gifford and Hoda Kotb. While Anderson may be very good at stealing the hearts of middle-aged white women and reporting from war zones, he is not very good at drinking. It took a couple sips of…

Sure, Anderson Cooper may have bombs falling all around him threatening his very existence — but that doesn't mean he's about to let some random person get away with saying something bad about him on the Internet.

Anderson Cooper's live report from the heart of Gaza was interrupted early Sunday morning when a large explosion nearly blew his broadcast off the air.

Things got a bit too on the nose during yesterday's episode of Anderson Live when host Anderson Cooper and guest Andy Cohen unfurled VAT19's "Party Python" — a 26-pound, 7-foot-long gummy snake — and proceeded to put both ends of the cherry-flavored innuendo in their mouths.

There wasn't much anyone following the story of 49-year-old Texas programmer Michael Brutsch, whom we revealed to be behind the notorious Reddit troll Violentacrez, could realistically have hoped to learn about the man from his appearance on Anderson Cooper's CNN show tonight. We already knew he is an unabashed…

Noted literary icon Sarah Palin is writing a fitness book. The former governor and current reality TV mom told People her family is helping her write the book, which she describes as "unique and motivating."

Today on "Anderson Live," our favorite Silverfox was joined by the likes of Andy Cohen and Queen Latifah, so it was a pretty gay show, allegedly.

On the inaugural episode of the newly re-christened Anderson Live, host Anderson Cooper spoke publicly for the first time about his homosexuality after coming out in a letter to Andrew Sullivan earlier this year.

Now that Anderson Cooper has revealed to the world he's gay and he don't give a damn, he can start giving the people what they really want: awkward videos starring himself and Beyoncé.

Yesterday, photos of Anderson Cooper's boyfriend Benjamin Maisani making out with some dude who is not Anderson Cooper surfaced. Today, longtime friends Andy Cohen and Anderson Cooper let the Instagram world know that they're vacationing together in beautiful, romantic, sunset-filled Croatia.

Here's Anderson Cooper's boyfriend Benjamin Maisani, making out with someone who is not Anderson Cooper in a New York City park. Wait: Who? What? Where? When? Why? Allow us to answer your pressing questions.

Getting caught cheating via paparazzi is all the rage: Kristen Stewart started the trend, and Anderson Cooper's boyfriend Ben Maisani is carrying it on.

Here is the first promo for the new season of Anderson Cooper's daytime talk show which, he promises, will be full of "big changes." It's almost like there was a big change in his life recently that inspired the big changes for the show.

The more the conversation about coming out changes, the more it stays the same: we're reduced to the fundamentally opposed sides of "celebrities have a moral imperative to come out" and "celebrities have a right to their privacy." I'm less concerned with the former — while the world would certainly be a better place…

Everyone knows that Anderson Cooper is gay. The moments after the CNN anchor officially came out of the closet this morning were like an "over-it" contest on Twitter — a chance to see who could be the least surprised by the news.

Anderson Cooper dropped a bombshell on the moms of America today, by publicly coming out as a gay man in an email published with his permission on The Daily Beast.

Speaking of Anderson Cooper, the Silver Fox let his hair down during an appearance on last night's Kathy, recounting an amusing anecdote about an intrusive passenger aboard his flight from New York to Los Angeles earlier that day.

Karen Klein, the Greece Central School District bus monitor who was verbally abused by four vicious middle school children, capped a day of interviews with nearly every major news outlet by appearing on last night's Anderson Cooper 360.